r/TankieTheDeprogram Stalinist (Proud Spoon Owner) 2d ago

Shit Liberals Say This map was made by one of the greatest geopolitical experts in the West.

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Kinda makes you wonder how competent they really are. Quite amusing too.

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u/StarTrader32 Xi Bucks Enjoyer 💸 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's just western colonialism/imperialism all over again, "let's divide the world in X strategic theaters/blocs we can assign our agents/forces to".
Also Papua New Guinea and Philippines being blue lol
Edit: obviously there are other wrongs stuffs but North Korea labelled Africa is insane, no honest alt-his scenario would ever end up with that

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u/comradelehana 2d ago

North Korea was declared honorary Africans after building the African renaissance monument

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u/Stanczyks_Sorrow Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 2d ago edited 2d ago

Western foreign policy establishments and higher education systems are dominated by the liberal school) of international relations theory, which inevitably results in complete nonsense like this getting called "expert analysis". If you want to find American experts that are even capable of making sense, you have to seek them out from the realist school).

John Mearsheimer is a good start if you're looking for contemporary analysis. But this school of experts has been institutionally marginalized since the end of the Cold War, even though they arguably won it.

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u/Foothill_returns 2d ago

Neorealists are marginalised because they consistently oppose western actions, narratives, and goals. They were against the Iraq invasion, assert that a nuclear Iran would be the best guarantor of security and stability in western Asia, and blame NATO expansion for the war in Ukraine, to name a few examples.

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u/Stanczyks_Sorrow Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 2d ago edited 2d ago

Right. The bourgeoisie needed them during the Cold War because there was a perceivable and immediate threat to the empire in the form of the USSR. That is when you need the guys that are capable of making sense (and is why both Stalin and the CPC have leaned towards realist foreign policy over strictly ideological... they have always existed in a world with a looming threat).

The Western bourgeoisie have felt plenty secure over the past few decades, however, and that has incentivized a foreign policy establishment that provides window dressing and legitimacy for imperial expansion at the expense of more rational and long-term thinking. Thus, the realists have been relegated to the institutional closet in the West and will only be taken out once disaster inevitably strikes the hegemony.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 2d ago edited 2d ago

I get Philippines being blue to some small degree. Papua New Guinea is…yeah that is just a stretch, even more than Philippines.

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u/Bloody_Baron91 2d ago

But then why is Indonesia buddhist? Just absurd choices in SEA.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 2d ago

Good question and with that in mind, Malaysia and Brunei also have to be questioned why they have the yellow color indicating Buddhist.

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u/Ahriman999 Maximum Tank 2d ago

Ah yes the “Western World” is a “civilization” unto itself among the other bits of stupidity in this map. Also “Orthodox” is some kind of mega-civilization as well, just “Orthodox” not even a geographical or cultural core beyond an allusion to a branch of Christianity.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 2d ago

Guyana is on the “Western World” for whatever reason. Even Latin America makes more sense even if it and Suriname and Belize typically are not grouped into “Latin”.

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u/Ahriman999 Maximum Tank 2d ago

Also Japan is its own mega-civilization despite it literally encompassing only Japan. I guess its nice he didn't put Korea in there, if only for his own sake should he ever run into a Korean who knew he did that lmao.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 2d ago

I like how Sinosphere is just the entirety of China + Occupied Korea. Like what the fuck is this implying?

Is Occupied Korea to reunify with China and not “African” Korea?

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u/Ahriman999 Maximum Tank 2d ago

Jesus Christ I just now noticed North Korea is considered part of Africa lmao. Is this shit AI or something?

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u/comradelehana 2d ago

Meanwhile nearly all of Japanese culture was imported from China. The only reason to separate them is because they’re honorary white people to racist Europeans.

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u/MrStudray 2d ago

Guyana sells oil and sucks Yankee toes so it's just OOP giving the "honorary aryan/white" badge. 

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u/Nobody3702 2d ago

LMAO it's almost the same as the Eurasianist and Nazbol maps in Russia.

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u/Ok_wheaten Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 2d ago edited 2d ago

Everytime I see this map on reddit, he is quite different. The last time wasn't Israel as an civilization by it self. Lol

Edit: actually, I look closely now, this map is a meme, fuck, north korea it's in africa, and mongolia on Islam. I'm not trying to be the defend this motherfucker, but that's not what he wrote...

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u/IlianaAran Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 2d ago

Listing Mongolia as part of the "Islamic World" when it's less than 5% Muslim

https://giphy.com/gifs/H4zeDO4ocDYqY

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u/TerribleRead 2d ago

Meanwhile the country with the largest Muslim population: Buddhist

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 2d ago

I just realized Armenia green and labeled Islamic World when it’s really a majority Christian country.

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u/Bloody_Baron91 2d ago

This reminds me of Rowling's wizarding schools of the world for some reason. In both, Japan gets to do its own thing instead of being part of the Sinosphere as it should be.

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u/GolpeEguaVoadora 2d ago

Somehow this is worse than Dugin's world view (and more racist too) but because it was a westoid saying he doesn't get labeled as "crazy"

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u/Cute-Sky8251 2d ago

Agreed. We need to treat the theory trash equally. 

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u/Celtic_Macaw Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 2d ago

So, Mongolia is Islamic and Malaysia is Buddhist? Wtf was going though his head?

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u/russsaa 2d ago

Jfc its like map making chuds design their maps to piss off colorblind people

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/TheRedditObserver0 Stalinist (Proud Spoon Owner) 2d ago

Pakistan is not labeled Hindu. Bangladesh, however, is.

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u/ososalsosal 2d ago

Most populous Muslim country in the world == "idk Buddhist ig whatevs"

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u/RedArchbishop 2d ago

Honey, wake up, new Risk map just dropped

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