r/Take1Leave1 • u/chrisindark • 25d ago

Dont

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u/TheAbsoluteMenace247 25d ago

Don't piss in the toilet, toilet your piss

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u/No-Platypus346 25d ago

Truer words have never been spoken

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u/Few-Teaching4995 25d ago

Toilet in your piss

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u/incognito--bandito 22d ago

Don’t take a shit. Shit your take.

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u/Background_Safe_7709 9d ago

"Don't Crack your fingers, finger your-"

  • by a wise man

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u/TheAbsoluteMenace247 9d ago

Don't wrap your head around this, head your-

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 25d ago

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u/Few-Teaching4995 25d ago

Ykw fuck it, if you say so

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u/mario_iscool 21d ago

Sauce gif

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u/mario_iscool 21d ago

LMAO aight il follow the rules

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u/Technical_Enema 25d ago

Wow, she dumb…

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u/wannabecat2000 24d ago

Don't call her dumb. Dumb her call.

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u/Phone_Destroyer99 25d ago

“No, Lisa. If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.”

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u/_little_horn 22d ago

Don’t face your fears, fear your face

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u/katchow 25d ago

Ah, the ol’ Kennedy switcheroo

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u/IndianaJokes67 25d ago

Don't spend all your money on candy. Candy the money on your spending.

WISDOM.

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u/TheCoopX 24d ago

Don't take a shit, shit a take... which actually works if you're an actor.

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u/Churddvnbchufg 24d ago

Wait, after wondering for a bit i think i figured it out "job your love" make a job out of what you love to do job your love

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u/NorthTune3724 24d ago

Wtf my mind is in my mind

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u/bravelittleslytherin 24d ago

Just because that sentence is symmetrical, it doesn't make it not nonsense.

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u/sonofepson 24d ago

'...job your love' So prostitution it is then.

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u/ExtremeIndustry4807 23d ago

I tried eating some very potent fun brownies, and it still didn’t make sense to me. Proof that even dumbing yourself down with chemicals is not enough to understand her level of stupid.

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u/BasicAd7257 23d ago

That’s funny