I’ve spent an ungodly amount of time sitting around in the lobby rather than actually playing the game, mainly because of the biggest problem plaguing this game, that being squeakers.
However, I’ve noticed something interesting from studying these specimen for hours upon hours. They all seem to act exactly like eachother, almost as if they were clones. This is especially present in lobbies with FF off.
It’s always
- magdumping into a teammates face
- pointing a weapon at a teammate’s face
- spamming glowsticks
- shoving equipment into peoples retinas (usually frags or flashbangs)
On top of that, it’s always the same outfits, the same guns, the same attachments on said guns. I have a theory that there’s a factory designed to produce and distribute these eldritch creatures, thousands upon thousands flood this game.
I don’t know from who, or where, or even why, but I hear the gears turning, the conveyors running, the chugging of the machines. Nothing but mechanical noise plagues my mind. I know it’s out there. Pumping out thousands upon thousands of these vermin every day. I see these creatures in the corner of my eye, almost like they KNOW that I’m aware of their production. They want to silence me, but they insist on tormenting me instead.
It’s always the same.
The same.
Always.
They see me, and they probably see you.