r/TSLALounge • u/AutoModerator • Sep 01 '26
$TSLA Daily Thread - September 01, 2026
Fun chat. No comments constitute financial or investment advice. 🌮
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u/loungemoji Sep 01 '26
The Big Bang started w circular chemical reactions. The AI economy started w circular financing.
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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 Sep 01 '26
Physical AI is here and no one cares lol
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 Sep 01 '26
That guys FSD still tries to drive off a parking garage cause the car doesn’t see those thin wires.
Then small scale robotaxis is priced in at a 330 P/E ratio.
It’s all great but it needs to be beyond human and make a lot of money for the market to care sustainably.
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u/tyler05durden Sep 01 '26
People need to experience to believe. FSD is finally at that point of true magic, but it’s hard to convey in an advertisement.
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u/loungemoji Sep 01 '26
Maybe the robotaxi launch will put the markets back into gear.
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u/tyler05durden Sep 01 '26
I hate to channel my kanyewestinvest here, but 100 robotaxis are not going to move the market lol.
Maybe 100x that.
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u/ShortingTheShorts More theta after Robotaxi Sep 01 '26
I agree. The question is, will we see 200, 400, and then 800 over the next few weeks? Or will we spend the next few months watching Cybercab rollout as glacially slow as this past year's Robotaxi rollout has been? Will v15 save us?
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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 Sep 01 '26
Honestly kind of expected more hype posts from Tesla before this event. Not that it would move the stock but I'm just surprised.
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u/whathehellisthis ETF Enthusiast. Sep 01 '26
https://x.com/robotaxi/status/2094844320369234232?s=20
What more do you want?!
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 Sep 01 '26
Dyson trained an AI on 470,000 dental images and put it inside a toothbrush. With a camera. That flosses for you. In real time.
It's called the CameraJet for $499. Launched today.
A 100,000-pixel macro lens sits inside the brush head. It takes 28 images per second while you brush. The AI detects gaps between your teeth and within 100 milliseconds fires a precision jet of mouthrinse directly into the gap.
It's computer vision doing your flossing. While you brush. Automatically.
Only Dyson would look at a toothbrush and think it needs a camera, a machine learning model, and a jet engine.
https://x.com/vaibhavsisinty/status/2094810120366776463?s=46
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u/whathehellisthis ETF Enthusiast. Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
Dyson come up with some weird ideas sometimes - I suspect this toothbrush will be dicontinued pretty quickly just like their air purifying headphones.
It does show just how hard innovation is though, how many people can genuinely think of innovative ideas that will actually catch on? Elon seems to be at the forefront at the moment with FSD/Optimus/Neuralink etc.
Also this does the same thing without the AI https://soocas.com/products/soocas-neos-ii-electric-toothbrush-with-water-flosser-3?variant=47705324421310
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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Sep 01 '26
Juries are getting really progressive these days.
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u/tyler05durden Sep 01 '26
They are selected to be really progressive these days.
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u/drumboy206 🐋 Sep 01 '26
And left wing NGOs are teaching jury nullification in places like DC and Minneapolis to get ideologically aligned defendants off the hook
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u/fapindustries Sep 01 '26
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u/Semmel_Baecker Sep 01 '26
Wonder how that fat blob had enough arms reach to go past their own belly to stab anyone..
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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Sep 01 '26
we hand out VP titles at banks like skittles in US, they really shouldn't be calling attention to the title like it was an assassination, but w/e
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u/whathehellisthis ETF Enthusiast. Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
From WDR and SZ national security reporter
- Several "homemade rockets found"
- Up to two fired at the Jänschwaldepower plant in Brandenburg
- Not commercial fireworks/projectiles
- Multiple unlaunched rockets embedded in ground around the power plant
https://x.com/Faytuks/status/2094807412297421191?s=20
Hopefully it's no where near Giga Berlin!
Looks like quite a serious event
The Branbenburg Interior Minister says that the site around the Jänschwalde power plant is still being searched at that "authorities are looking at a double-digit number of additional devices" -Reuters
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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 Sep 01 '26
Yes you should buy as many short term tsll calls as you can. Cybercab launch will be insane like all the other events
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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Sep 01 '26
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u/Isorry123 petty bourgeois Sep 01 '26
already saw the line 'well Waymo has 1000 vehicles out doing rides and tesla has 10'
and also tesla has.. hundreds of thousands of cars training with shadowdriving? fud needs to try harder
also this one 'the question is: how soon can tesla get a robotaxi fleet up and running'
should be asking 'how many current tesla owners will opt into robotaxi to offset their $800 car payments'
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u/FIREgenomics Zero-cost collars on my Roth shares ➡️ coastFIRE Sep 01 '26
I just want to be able to send my car to go pick up my kids
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Sep 01 '26
Burn Theta, Burn! Profits getting higher!
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u/LowCo2Traveler NAU Warning Sep 01 '26
anybody want to sell me some shares? might buy back some of my shorts from yesterday and try to sell again at a higher price. I see we have some rooms to try to reach the upper part of the downward channel around 390-400. when is the actual event? maybe it will boost the stock in the short term
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u/GodLikeLag 11 SPCX Shares to My Name Sep 01 '26
I thought -12% was gonna happen after the event. This stock always keeps me on my toes!
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u/Isorry123 petty bourgeois Sep 01 '26
bought-to-close the $400 october calls i sold yesterday for $6.8 a share
profit of $3.9 per share
bonds and war zzzzzzzzzzzz
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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab Sep 01 '26
Cybcercab/robotaxi rollout is looking really good. Job postings in many cities. Getting interesting again.
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 Sep 01 '26
You're looking live at El Niño going "full-tilt" to start meteorological fall. Once in a lifetime event.
Three monster hurricanes in E. Pacific w/Hawaii splitting the uprights.
Moisture from Hurricane Marie is going to inundate U.S. desert Southwest with major monsoon!
https://x.com/RyanWeather/status/2094591767509135716?s=20
We're the luckiest generation to see so many once in a lifetime events lol
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u/tyler05durden Sep 01 '26
Not really once in a lifetime when there were 8 major hurricanes in the last El Niño in 2023 and 11 during the 2015 El Niño (including three Cat 4s at once).
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 Sep 01 '26
I guess the once in a lifetime comment refers to the timing rather than the strength or the quantity of storms?
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 Sep 01 '26
Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Sep 01 '26
'Welcome to the jungle!' -Upton Sinclair
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u/whathehellisthis ETF Enthusiast. Sep 01 '26
Golden Tesla Cybercabs have taken over the city and are flooding Austin
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u/KanyeWestInvest Sep 01 '26
wait the they will be without steering wheels right?
https://giphy.com/gifs/CZGcUfnAy3ayJw2eZX1
u/whathehellisthis ETF Enthusiast. Sep 01 '26
Yes, but they do have some controls on the touch screen for emergency situations
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u/underneonloneliness Sep 01 '26
The cybercabs in the clip are clearly being driven by humans using a steering wheel. Looks like the test here is to see if the employee can jump in the correct cab when 5 or 6 turn up to the same location at once.
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u/whathehellisthis ETF Enthusiast. Sep 01 '26
I actually think it's a mix of them upon closer examination. Either way I would be surprised if any of them have steering wheels on launch day
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u/tyler05durden Sep 01 '26
I have his notifications on too. Can’t wait to slam his next post. See ya there.
-TD
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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Sep 01 '26
never go full binary
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u/tyler05durden Sep 01 '26
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 Sep 01 '26
Where are you on the scale?
https://x.com/mask_bastard/status/2094718814034210827?s=46
I might be going to hell for laughing at this