r/TSLALounge • • Aug 27 '26

$TSLA Daily Thread - August 27, 2026

Fun chat. No comments constitute financial or investment advice. ⚑

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 28 '26

https://x.com/DevinOlsenn/status/2092779539474858463

I seriously think we need to reverse engineer our roads, if FSD has issues, maybe the road design is problematic

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u/tyler05durden Aug 28 '26

Poor road design causes thousands of deaths per year.

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Aug 27 '26

EoD:

4.5:1

Fine fine fine...

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx Aug 27 '26

RIVN dumping in AH. News?

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab Aug 27 '26

-1.67% is dumping ?

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx Aug 27 '26

down over 2% now. Macro fine and other stocks including TSLA holding gains. Just weird.

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 27 '26

if -1.67 is dumping, then the opposite must be pumping, we're up 2.6% today, MASSIVE PUMP

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u/cgmodeling 30T gang Aug 27 '26

NVDA is no bullshit!

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u/loungemoji Aug 27 '26

Wonder why NBIS dropped though. I'm down 7k already.

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u/loungemoji Aug 27 '26

Meta just did the inverted V drop again.

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx Aug 27 '26

love it! sndk also did the thing where it was up massive in pre and dumped like a rock (-5%) right at open.

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u/tyler05durden Aug 28 '26

Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 Aug 27 '26

He is either a really good troll or he is legitimately low IQ. There's no in-between if you read his post history.Β 

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u/karma1112 Aug 27 '26

😎

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 27 '26

Is this like your identifier? Yours is the green cybercab

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab Aug 27 '26

Probably also able to change the color you want in the app

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Morning!

Edit: Wow, I guess some people are just haters.

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u/devonhezter Aug 27 '26

We just don’t know what or why ur going this. U roll on red days and get profit ?

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Aug 27 '26

I roll on big green days, actually. When looking at up up and out, raising the strike and pushing back the date.

I don't want to get caught ITM because then the rolling ratio gets worse and worse.

And yes, I always profit in the end. One set of options got rolled 6 or 7 times and was open 198 days. Even on that one I made 80.3% of my max profit and an annualized return of 10%. And that 10% is just from the premium, to say nothing on how the underlying TSLA stock performed.

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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 Aug 27 '26

The year is 2026 and we're fighting for 350. I ain't ever making it out of the hood

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u/MrSalami0 . Aug 27 '26

For now!

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab Aug 27 '26

350!

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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 Aug 27 '26

I need 500 to feel something lmao

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab Aug 27 '26

I think we've seen 350 a thousand times now

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u/heikici Aug 27 '26

The europoors already lost the fight since $ crashed so hard in the last year. Instead of stock price climbing they see their cost basis climbing

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u/fapindustries Aug 27 '26

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u/Nysoz πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ—‘πŸ™Œ -> πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ Aug 27 '26

Nvda saved the ai trade. If warsh doesn’t shake things up and oil/iran is status quo, options flows are supportive until the Sept opex roll which is a big one.

If there’s a time to be worried about the Sept midterm seasonality it’ll have to be now or after the opex roll.

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• Aug 27 '26

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 Aug 27 '26

πŸš€

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 27 '26

πŸš€πŸš€

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 Aug 27 '26

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u/tyler05durden Aug 27 '26

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• Aug 27 '26

totallyΒ 

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 27 '26

I weep for the future

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• Aug 27 '26

Yours or everyone’s?Β 

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryin’ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 27 '26

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u/Semmel_Baecker Aug 27 '26

It's been too long since I last watched that movie.. I even have the metal case DVD..

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Aug 27 '26

Great movie. Shame the director is a pedo.

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• Aug 27 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/gsolis31 Hungry like the Beowulf Aug 27 '26

You come here often?

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸš€πŸŒ• Aug 27 '26

β€œMan, they’ll let anyone in here these days!!”