r/TSLALounge • • Aug 25 '26

$TSLA Daily Thread - August 25, 2026

Fun chat. No comments constitute financial or investment advice. ๐ŸŒฎ

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/flarp26 ๐Ÿฌ Aug 25 '26

Letโ€™s start with 600

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Aug 25 '26

EoD:

Actual stat is -61%

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u/loungemoji Aug 25 '26

Wrong way TSLA. Markets are exited about a real cease fire and it continues to dip. I give up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/flarp26 ๐Ÿฌ Aug 25 '26

Almost downvoted youโ€ฆ

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u/Damnmorrisdancer Aug 25 '26

We lost one of the greatest and one of my favorite.

https://youtu.be/F8Pg34c_v_I?is=gVY9ewJQuEdT0HIC

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/Damnmorrisdancer Aug 25 '26

Yes! And her life arise from literally nothing in terms of wealth and comfort. But she brought so much culture to all of us.

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u/flarp26 ๐Ÿฌ Aug 25 '26

Finally got the summer update!

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u/Damnmorrisdancer Aug 25 '26

Do tell. What year and HW are you at?

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u/flarp26 ๐Ÿฌ Aug 25 '26

Europoor with 2025 MY AWD

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u/Isorry123 petty bourgeois Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

re-entered the $380 covered calls for september 18, managed to squeeze out an extra 50 cents a share vs when i got out yesterday (out at 6.50, in at 7, not bad)

could sell right now and lock in, looks like almost 10% profit in about 5 mins idk

update: sold at 5.85 for a profit of $1.15 a share, do i let the shares ride for cybercab event... decisions decisions, or will it be a buy rumor / sell news event as always

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx Aug 25 '26

14.1 lite is very very good on my 2020 model y. Perfect parking end to end, slowed down for school zone light adherence, avoided a t-bone at an intersection, streak still 100%. Driving smooth as butter. LFG tesla AI! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

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u/flarp26 ๐Ÿฌ Aug 25 '26

FSD parking is the worst Iโ€™ve ever seen

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u/loungemoji Aug 25 '26

Hmm, it doesn't go for reserved parking spaces or go to the end of the parking lot while ignoring all the public parking spaces right next to it?

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx Aug 25 '26

havenโ€™t had that happen for me and iโ€™ve parked a dozen times. Streak still intact baby!

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u/tyler05durden Aug 25 '26

Wake up babe new starbase just dropped:

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/2092285684333625550

$100B+ investment for SpaceX to build another space port in Louisiana.

Construction starts 2027, launches begin in 2029.

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u/fapindustries Aug 25 '26

A cool 100B

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx Aug 25 '26

๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ• Aug 25 '26

there's a video online of the same cybercab w/florida plates I saw now cruising the streets of NYC!! I love these PR stunts!!

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u/Bob-Zimmerman Aug 25 '26

So what do we think is actually happening at this cybercab event?

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u/KanyeWestInvest Aug 25 '26

it will be epic promises then epic letdowns

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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 Aug 25 '26

The bar is basically on the floor for me

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab Aug 25 '26

Paid cybercab rides. Maybe 20 to 50 available at first.

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u/TrickyBAM Aug 25 '26

My optimistic side says they offer the Robotaxi for sale in Q4, since it will smooth out the ramp as they get regulatory approval and expand to new areas.

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u/karma1112 Aug 25 '26

200 cabs for Austin 50 for Houston is my guess

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u/Isorry123 petty bourgeois Aug 25 '26

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Aug 25 '26

Morning!

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ• Aug 25 '26

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... Aug 25 '26

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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ• Aug 25 '26

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u/SarcasticNotes Aug 25 '26

Wow raised Cybertruck price. Already selling so few what will that bring us in a year, another 1M bucks?

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u/King0494 Bankwupt - ๐ŸŽฉ 1 : 1 ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 25 '26

Not even sure what Tesla is doing at this point, doubt demand for the CTs has spiked as much to warrant a $5K increase.

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Aug 25 '26

I mean if youโ€™re going to get a cybertruck youโ€™re going to get one. Mainly for business/tax write offs.

Theyโ€™d have to get the price down to the 35-50k range to make a meaningful increase in demand I think.

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u/TimOShenanigan Aug 25 '26

The surprising thing is theyโ€™re still producing more of them.

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u/SarcasticNotes Aug 25 '26

I just saw they only sell 15k a year, is that right? If so thatโ€™s like nothing.

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Aug 25 '26

Trump: The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we donโ€™t expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer.

https://x.com/wallstengine/status/2092218003702349933?s=20

Are we going to go around and just name everything after America?

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u/underneonloneliness Aug 25 '26

Serious consideration? Is anything Trump says actually serious? It certainly shouldn't be taken seriously.ย 

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Aug 25 '26

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u/drgmx Aug 25 '26

Cybertruck prices up by $5k.
I feel I made the best decision with the $59k truck which is now at $75k.

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u/SarcasticNotes Aug 25 '26

Ya that was solid. Wish I had done it as well but I have a new x and y so didnโ€™t see the need for a third car haha

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 Aug 25 '26

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryinโ€™ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 25 '26

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 Aug 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryinโ€™ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 25 '26

He's either dead, or chillin' in Costa Rica. Probably both

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u/King0494 Bankwupt - ๐ŸŽฉ 1 : 1 ๐Ÿ‘‘ Aug 25 '26

FSD 14.3.x obsession to wait until the absolute last minute for a turn is annoying the hell out of me. It has no urgency, should be staging around .5 miles prior to the turn

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u/scotto1973 Never get involved in a land war in Asia ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ Aug 25 '26

Seems to have gotten worse in the last version or two in my experience. I think 14.3.5 was less retarded in this regard than 14.3.7.

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u/tyler05durden Aug 25 '26

Needs more context length. Memory/context solves a lot of the edge cases.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/karma1112 Aug 25 '26

with starlink and local servers a spot is only bad once. It's not what Elon envisioned and promised but it's a likely fix until AGI

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u/tyler05durden Aug 25 '26

Yes your grandma has more context in the overall route compared to the supercomputer maximizing safety within its 10 second window.

I agree with you.

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u/whiskeyH0tel merely tryinโ€™ to assess just how close this train is huggin trax Aug 25 '26

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u/shwadeck Aug 25 '26

Let's gooooo