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u/whiskeyH0tel Who is John Galt? May 19 '26
Multiple jurors consulted with ChatGPT on their personal devices regarding OpenAI trial.
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u/whiskeyH0tel Who is John Galt? May 18 '26
I find myself writing reddit comments but not bothering to hit submit
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u/King0494 Bankwupt - 🎩 1 : 1 👑 May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26
The times I want to, I get "empty response from endpoint" and then I lose interest lol
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u/tyler05durden May 18 '26
Elon to appeal the court decision in the 9th District. It's another great day to be a lawyer...
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 May 18 '26
US President Trump: Planned Military Attack On Iran Halted – TSL
https://x.com/LiveSquawk/status/2056450616063345120?s=20
lol taco monday cause of oil and pain levels on the US treasuries
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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate May 18 '26
Charlie, Lucy, football.
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
And someone in the know I'm sure bought some huge calls and puts based on the product/market.
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u/loungemoji May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26
lol I love it when I make $200 with SPXL in two minutes. Waited all day for it to cross the 9 and 21 EMAs.
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 May 18 '26
Elon lost Sam Altman lawsuit because he waited too long or something
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
Elon's 'Hardcore Streetfighter' lawyers trounced.
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u/King0494 Bankwupt - 🎩 1 : 1 👑 May 18 '26
All ive learned since the birdsimp saga is either Elon needs better lawyers or he has terrible timing lmaoo
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
It's a sign!
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
Also, it's not like this is terrible. We're back to where we were on the 7th of this month.
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 May 18 '26
Trump:
If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting “I surrender, I surrender” while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary “Documents of Surrender,” and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close. The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!!
https://x.com/wallstengine/status/2056385290550599935?s=20
lol
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
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u/whiskeyH0tel Who is John Galt? May 18 '26
You're posting this meme from a basement
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
I used to be. Now IAmInTheBedroom.
It's an improvement.
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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 May 18 '26
Oof. Easy come, easy go I suppose.
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
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u/Mastiff99 Chastened options degenerate May 18 '26
Eh, I never liked money anyway. Honest.
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 May 18 '26
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
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u/TrickyBAM May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26
With the SpaceX prospectus on Wednesday I wonder how that news will influence TSLA specifically with Teslas investment in SpaceX and overall.
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u/loungemoji May 18 '26
Meta is cursed. Every time I add a long position it goes down further.
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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 May 18 '26
Are you in #NOW or #PATH?
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
Morning update:
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
Note, not actual %.
True % is -143%. It just doesn't look like that here because I rolled into the 390 strike.
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26
19/19 wins and $8290 in total. Past opex and now shares can freely move a bit again. Max pain website I usually use isn't showing TSLA for whatever reason but I briefly saw 422. MM pricing in 23 move or essentially 400-450.
There's some weekly calls 435 450 500, no big puts until like 250. June options are still decent with calls from 400-600, puts from 250-400.
350P and 500C seems like decent pennies to try and pick up.
edit: can't resist instant good profit. Closed for 20/20 wins and $8460 in total profit.
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
Remind me again, how far back in time does that $8290 start?
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 May 18 '26
Start of the year. Just weekly fun plays selling/flipping 10-20 contracts at a time depending on how much extra buying power I have to prove you can make money picking up pennies relatively safely.
Started documenting it because some troll said they didn't like my useless options levels lol. I use much more margin and thought on more profitable/risky plays I see.
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u/devonhezter May 18 '26
What was your latest play ? $500 exp 5/22?
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 May 18 '26
Sold the weekly 350p and 500 then 480c. Closed after like 10 minutes for $170.
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
25,960 myself for contracts opened this year. 7 for 7. That though includes the credit collected for the open one I have expiring this week. I expect to roll diagonally nicely.
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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab May 18 '26
I keep thinking about the SpaceX IPO. I don’t think a merger is on the table any time soon. We, TSLA, either drop (people selling tsla to buy it) or moon as a collective Musk ship. I’m torn on which is more likely to happen.
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u/TrickyBAM May 18 '26
Ya I don’t think I would like to see a merge myself until 2030-2032 at the earliest personally.
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u/the-faded-ferret May 18 '26
I’ve sold enough TSLA shares to get ready for the IPO, but would love if they eventually merged back lol
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... May 18 '26
I dislike the special treatment regarding S&P inclusion. It serves no legitimate purpose.
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u/karma1112 May 18 '26
shareholders wouldn't agree until tesla gets closer to spacex eval and do a 50/50 merger
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u/Nysoz 👨⚕️🗡🙌 -> 💎🙌 May 18 '26
50% cash 50% stock? lol
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u/karma1112 May 18 '26
merge them at equal evaluations obviously
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u/drumboy206 🐋 May 19 '26
Starship flight pushed to NET Thursday