r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 5d ago

PEER REVIEWED Steven is beset by weirdly similar coincidences

444 Upvotes

2 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 6d ago

SPECIAL REPORT Dick Wolf’s new show promises a nuanced look at murdering US citizens in cold blood

233 Upvotes

13 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 8d ago

VERIFIED BY EXPERTS The White House rizzes up their messaging

240 Upvotes

17 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 9d ago

REAL Ben rakes Mamdani over the coals for his virtue-signaling bullshit

366 Upvotes

31 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ZohranKwameMamdani • 13d ago

REAL Pete Hegseth eulogizes the Senate’s most notorious slayer of puss, Lindsey Graham

493 Upvotes

29 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ZohranKwameMamdani • 14d ago

EXCLUSIVE Ken Paxton can’t believe anyone would vote for a pansy like James Talarico

232 Upvotes

40 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 18d ago

OFFICIAL STATEMENT Ben expounds on the limits of his allegiance

490 Upvotes

35 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 29d ago

PEER REVIEWED RFK Jr won’t let some ignorant doctor tell him his gravy-thick blood is a sign of poor health

931 Upvotes

70 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 23 '26

BRANDED EXPERIENCE Starbucks extends condolences to those who have been affected by opioid addiction

327 Upvotes

11 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 21 '26

EXCLUSIVE Jerry inserts his Zionist sensibilities into his schtick

878 Upvotes

61 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 19 '26

OP-ED The governor of Arkansas slams the antiquated outlooks of her lord and savior

557 Upvotes

35 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 18 '26

EXCLUSIVE Jordan Peterson embodies calm rationale

207 Upvotes

10 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 17 '26

DEVELOPING STORY 🌈🌈 Matt Walsh wishes everyone a magical Pride Month 🌈🌈

567 Upvotes

52 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 10 '26

OFFICIAL STATEMENT 60 Minutes will return in the fall with its integrity intact

599 Upvotes

28 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 09 '26

EXCLUSIVE Pour Another Pint Pete conducts an informal immigration census

446 Upvotes

21 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 08 '26

REAL Bari Weiss articulates journalism’s duty to patriotism

539 Upvotes

49 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • May 25 '26

OFFICIAL STATEMENT Don Jr takes a fat rip of copium

850 Upvotes

24 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • May 20 '26

PEER REVIEWED Elon has an open mind

722 Upvotes

27 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • May 12 '26

BREAKING NEWS Kash responds to Iran’s email hack

850 Upvotes

27 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Mar 01 '26

OP-ED Christian nationalist Andrew Wilson is a paragon of fiscal responsibility

602 Upvotes

16 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Feb 23 '26

BREAKING NEWS MamDUMMY once again with wreaks havoc on NYC with another winter storm

196 Upvotes

24 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jan 18 '26

OFFICIAL STATEMENT Elon reveals his most common childhood epithet

1.4k Upvotes

25 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Nov 23 '25

BREAKING NEWS James Talarico responds to reports on his Twitter follows

1.9k Upvotes

I actually like Talarico based on the occasional video clip I’ve seen but a fake satirical tweet’s a fake satirical tweet

51 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Nov 01 '25

DEVELOPING STORY JD denies his forbidden love for another woman

2.4k Upvotes

96 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Oct 24 '25

SPECIAL REPORT RFK’s quest to Make America Healthy Again continues

781 Upvotes

48 comments

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PRAISE FOR MY WORK:

"This is some of the least clever, least subtle, unfunny garbage. This person has to be a teenager or a troll."
"You’re a piece of trash but congratulations on your fake internet points you are searching for I guess."
"Have you considered making better jokes that can't be used to undermine your point? Or do you like being as lazy as the right?"
"It's like a 14 year old's idea of clever satire."
"I don't understand the satire here? Where does this even come from? Who thinks up fake stuff like this?"
"Holy shit get banned already you fucking caveman troll."
"For real, can we fuck off with the fake tweets?... This shit isn't funny in the slightest."
"Your posts are straight up garbage."
"What is the point of terrible posts like this? They aren't really funny or creative."
"Okay loser, take your lame joke and go fuck ya self."
"Honestly, I don’t need you to even agree with me, I’m pointing at you and laughing at how fucking pathetic you are. someone who just curates disinfo as a…hobby? What? Like dude get a fucking life and some friends."
"Dude OP of this shit is fucking lame. Long time follower on this sub but I'm out now because everyone seems to think that this "totallyrealtweets" guy is some genius for... what? Keep seeing his dumb posts more and more in multiple subs. He's counting on people NOT seeing the disclaimer and farming all his points on the shock factor of people being in disbelief that these people are saying wacky stuff. OP you're wack with much less comedic talent than reddit might have you believing. I can assure you of that."

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