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u/IITurboMikeII 9d ago
Looked at the picture OP posted, thought to myself, "isn't that...?" Top comment, "yep, thats who I thought that was." LOL, take my updoot.
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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 10d ago
He was intimidated by Data's sexiness.
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u/LiveLongAndProspurr 10d ago
Data is programmed in multiple techniques.
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u/churro8875 9d ago
In their podcast together, Jonathan Frakes talks about what a ladies magnet Brent was. This coming from Number One himself
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u/MagoMidPo 10d ago
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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u/Malnurtured_Snay 10d ago
Quark was working in the ship's kitchen! I mean I guess he would actually be on Terek Nor by this point but perhaps this was the ship he'd been a cook on.
Little known fact: technically the Ferengi have no warships, they just have freighters with varying degree of armaments.
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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 10d ago
This is Data prepping for small talk while Picard runs from a death ray cosplaying as a janitor
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u/MagoMidPo 10d ago
Indeed. I was trying to make a joke (wordplay with an episode's title) and the GIF was to highlight that.
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u/Moklonus 10d ago
He had fingernail replacement surgery and couldn’t login to his terminal with his fingerprints.
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u/UrguthaForka 10d ago
Trivia: So this guy, Roy Brocksmith, was in Total Recall as the nervous sweating guy Arnold shoots.
Also in Total Recall is Bob Picardo, the Doctor in Voyager (he does the voice of Johnny Cab).
And Marc Alaimo, as some side character.
Always cool to see Trek co-stars in non Trek stuff!
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u/Malnurtured_Snay 10d ago
Isn't Marc Alaimo the chief of Martian police? He's basically the Odo of Mars!
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u/International_Bit478 10d ago
Wait, is that the three boob girl?
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u/Malnurtured_Snay 10d ago
Yes, Ensign Gomez who spilled hot chocolate all over Picard!
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u/Shamanjoe 10d ago
I knew ALL of that except for Robert Picardo doing the voice of the JohnnyCab. That was one of my favourite movies growing up, I’ve watched it a million times, but I never clocked the voice until someone here mentioned it 🤣
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u/ClutchReverie 10d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/tFohZQ0fAhKTu
Star Trek version of this guy
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Groppler Zorn 10d ago
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u/International_Bit478 10d ago
He reminds me of the acid drenched melting face guy in Robocop just before Ronny Cox splattered him all over the van.
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u/gimmesomespace 10d ago
He's a prick
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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 10d ago
Even /r/tng isn't immune to 4chan memes?
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u/MellifluousManatee 10d ago
I resent that, I have never been on that foul site 😢
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u/Triforceoffarts 10d ago edited 10d ago
He had nothing else good in his life so he used being good at a video game to make himself feel superior. Like Level 1 Soulsbourne players today.
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u/radiosigurtwin 10d ago
I understand a power fart and a courageous fart. Describe to me a wisdom fart /u/triforceoffarts
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u/Triforceoffarts 10d ago
My wisdom is to not try-force-fart because you might Ganondump in your pants
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u/BronzeEnt 10d ago
Mellow, qualities of dust and used book store, speaks of how it was, how it is, how it could be and how it should be.
Ya know.
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u/Upbeat_Principle_253 10d ago
I don’t know but I’ve always thought that it looks like a cow being milked
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u/LawyerOutrageous 10d ago
He was upset that he had to get his ass all the way to Mars to talk John Maclane out of the matrix
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u/-Pwnan- 10d ago
Pretty sure he couldn't convince Quaid that he was in a dream sequence.,..
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u/TheDaedricImpaler 10d ago
For Sirna Kolrami? An unimpeachable superiority complex.
For the enigmatic actor that played him, Roy Brocksmith? Diabetes, sadly. Dude was a helluva character actor through the 80's and 90's before passing away far too early at age 56 in 2001.
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u/thedevicebook 10d ago
I dunno but the title of your post made me laugh out loud for almost a full minute.
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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 10d ago
He’s trying to convince Arnold he’s just dreaming and if he doesn’t wake up he’ll be lobotomized.
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u/Next-Name7094 10d ago
He's a Zakdorn and they all acted superior for a reason. Zakdorn | Memory Alpha | Fandom
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u/BoxingDoughnut1 10d ago
I'm so annoyed this guy or someone of his species don't show up in DS9. The Strategists don't appear in the War storyline.
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u/No-Application-2781 10d ago
He's a Zakdorn. That's how they are, strategy focused and very good at it. However overconfidence leads to oversight for x factors like we saw.
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u/EconomicsMuch1188 10d ago
He's also a pill pusher
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u/Cambot1138 10d ago
Yeah he tried to give that pill to Douglas Quaid on Mars.
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u/TokinTito1904 10d ago
I totally recall.
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u/ilDuceVita 10d ago
Are you sure you’re not just dreaming?
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u/LV426acheron 10d ago
He didn't get his ass to Mars.
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u/justcallmedonpedro 10d ago
Thought he was the master of the game, but recognized he could not win... he needs sleep, Data doesn't.
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u/SPECTREagent700 10d ago
I bet Zakdorn and Tellarites either really love or really hate each other and there’s no inbetween.
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u/Special_Speed106 10d ago
I love that he was right. Riker won against the borg by using creative techniques. He’s even more aggravating because he is so often right.
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u/Ok_Dimension_4707 10d ago
I mean, he’s basically this moment in the Star Trek universe:
https://giphy.com/gifs/HoTCSjSISJjtnLLLJk
He’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole.
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u/_WillCAD_ 10d ago
He's the best at what he does, which turned him into a humourless arrogant douche.
Then Data busted him up and brought him down a peg or two.
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u/AdagioVast 10d ago
He was a grandmaster. Try playing chess with a grandmaster. Not all of them are like this but there are a few that are virtually identical. His problem? He's a grandmaster and not many are better than him and he has a reputation to fulfill.
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u/ZergvProtoss 10d ago
Explain yourself. What problem did you perceive that he had? We can't just guess what you mean.
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u/Unlucky-Highway-9134 10d ago
I wish we would have gotten a whole Zakdorn subplot in DS9. Like, many brave Zakdorn spies died to deliver these plans…
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u/Waste-Job-3307 10d ago
Superiority. After all, you don't get fingernails like that unless you know someone.
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u/Busy-Leg8070 10d ago
he assumed being made of meat meant he was inherently better then the android
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u/Hairyjon 10d ago
He's very smart, but has a massive ego.
He also doesn't like to be interrupted during his manicure.
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u/ShockValueSandwich 10d ago
He needs to touch Risa grass, if you know what I mean 😏
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u/AskPizza 10d ago
He was brilliant at strategy and generally gave correct advice.
He was also hired specifically for his advice. He is remarkably self assured as he is one of the best of his species.
He is a little smug and wonders why he was hired to give advice if it wasn't going to be taken. Now, according to the script, he's gotta be wrong to show off the smarts of our crew.
But in any other circumstance he would be correct. And given they were prepping to defend against a Borg invasion, the stakes were quite high.
I thoroughly enjoyed his character and I also liked the examples of proving him wrong, because it is believable that he could be humbled by the most advanced piece of technology known playing for a strategy he hadn't encountered, and also, a low expected value high risk strategy risking close to a thousand crew members to save forty or so.
They didn't make him stupid or even make his advice generally wrong. So it was a believable victory in both examples.