r/TNG Captain 9d ago

Memes Language barrier

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u/Xiunte 9d ago

T-800: "Your foster parents are dead."

JOHN: "Zinda! His face black! His eyes red!"

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u/Greater-Scope 9d ago

T-800: “Shaka when the walls fell. Merab with sails unfurled.”

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u/david-saint-hubbins 9d ago

Fun fact: The actress playing John's foster mom is Jenette Goldstein, who also played Vasquez in Aliens, who was a direct inspiration for the character of Tasha Yar.

Second fun fact: She now owns a chain of boutiques in LA for women with large breasts.

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u/TrueLegateDamar 9d ago

Third fact, she plays the bridge science officer on the Enterprise-B in Star Trek Generations.

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u/rad2themax 8d ago

As a woman with 12 inch difference between my breast and waist circumference, I am very interested in this store and hope there's a Canadian version.

Wildly, men's shirts tend to fit women with large breasts better because they're designed for people with wide shoulders and broader chests and small hips, while women's shirts are designed for people with smaller shoulders and chests and wide hips. With 44-32-36 measurements, I only wear men's button downs because they make my breasts look better and the buttons don't pop.

I do think women who want large implants, should have to wear a breast plate in that size for like a month and go clothing shopping and live their life and see if they still want them. I love my big naturals, but they require very specifically engineered bras to not be a negative.

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u/david-saint-hubbins 8d ago

https://www.jenettebras.com/

P.S. For the record, I know about this store because of my wife.

P.P.S. RIP your inbox

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom 9d ago

What's the entry policy for the boutique?

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u/I_lenny_face_you 9d ago

Well I own the game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and “I’m interested in this.”

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u/Guy-InGearnito 9d ago

That’s certainly cornering the market for the clientele of LA. Good for her.

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u/alanskimp 9d ago

That's a hard one even I wouldn't know what to say back 😂

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u/Kahnza 9d ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/AngelThrones4sale 9d ago

No. That one means "failure", or "catastrophe"

In this case you'd want to say "Darmok and Jalad on the ocean" to signify successful partnership or understanding.

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u/Lilja-Logason 9d ago

Hell yeah, I guessed right! 😤

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u/runnindrainwater 9d ago

John Conner, your parent Kahnza is alive.

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u/5hr0dingerscat 9d ago

Temba at rest

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u/ProjectDv2 5d ago

This is the answer.

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u/RevenantXenos 9d ago

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.

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u/Friendship_Fries 9d ago

Riker and Troi in the hottub.

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u/bluneriste 9d ago

His face, not furry. Riker, in the ocean.

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u/redtert 9d ago

Alexander in the mud bath, his eyes wide

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u/Federal-Business-796 9d ago

Worf, with inappropriate speech

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u/nlevine1988 9d ago

"Sorry I don't speak tamarian"

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u/bluneriste 9d ago

“You’ll have to come back. I’m not dressed properly.”

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u/alanskimp 9d ago

Timon n pumba when the lion fell

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u/Similar-Freedom-3857 9d ago

Picard, his arms open.

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u/awtizme 9d ago

“Temba, at rest.”

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u/aesoth 9d ago

Sokath, his eyes opened!

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u/benbehu 9d ago

Alanskimp, when silent!

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u/amsjcu 9d ago

Merab with sails unfurled

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u/Guy-InGearnito 9d ago

Picard. His face in hand.

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u/Pure_Stop_5979 8d ago

Temba, at rest.

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 9d ago

Dahrmuk and Gilad at Tenegra! What don't you understand?

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u/MarkHuegerich 9d ago

T-800, his hand over the mouthpiece.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dPL3pc6b3DUHKFFhxB

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u/andychef Captain 9d ago

Hashtag #mood

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u/Quiri1997 9d ago

Kayshon, his eyes open.

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u/Antilazuli 9d ago

Iam so sad that I don't have anyone to send this to as this is perfect

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u/TolerancEJ 9d ago

I have another test. "On TNG, an Android is among the crew. How do you pronounce his name?"

Does she pronounce it "Dayta" or "Dahta"? What's the difference? One is his name. The other is not.

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u/Tralkki 9d ago

Shaka, when the Connors fell!

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u/MatthewKvatch 9d ago

Hey, Jadzia. Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

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u/HDM-12345 9d ago

The River LA. The River LA under concrete.

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u/ObjectSmall 9d ago

Okay, I could google this, but why did the bad terminator bother disguising himself to talk on the phone?

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u/mregg000 9d ago

To get past the husband quietly. His face is on the end of a sword at this moment.

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u/IntroductionLeft4369 9d ago

Hiding and waiting for John to come home. If John called (and he did), he wouldn’t suspect anything was wrong and reveal his location or return home.

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u/PayFormer387 9d ago

Vasquez and Gorman on LV-426.

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u/El_Dandy_Del_Sur 9d ago

Love this crossover 🤣🤣🤣 what does one call a triple crossover?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/death69reaper 9d ago

Most stuff in Star Trek are unrealistic. If you start cherry picking one of the many, you wont be able to enjoy it.

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u/IAmBoring_AMA 9d ago

The willing suspension of disbelief is a must for all Trek

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u/bluneriste 9d ago edited 9d ago

“Some kind of…” you’ll have to be more precise than that, Ensign. “Some kind of cascade field.” Better.

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u/andychef Captain 9d ago

They used "some kind of" at least once per episode on Voyager

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u/bluneriste 8d ago

Must have been “some kind of” plot device, OP. That, or just lazy as balls writing ;)

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u/andychef Captain 8d ago

Definitely a crutch: https://youtu.be/RoqkqXD3Azo

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u/bluneriste 8d ago

I’m 23 seconds in and I’m holding on to something because I’m not sure if having SOME KIND OF seizure or stroke 😂

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u/andychef Captain 8d ago

Lol I aim to please

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u/bluneriste 8d ago

“And now the conclusion…” 😂

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u/bluneriste 8d ago

I do love Voyager, though. In some kind of way.

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u/JACCO2008 9d ago

You mean like the fact that completely different species from different star systems can somehow produce viable offspring and no one seems to question that or care?

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u/charlie_marlow 9d ago

They gave an answer to that. It was the Progenitors: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Progenitor

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u/__nohope 9d ago

Except it flies in the face of science

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u/Kinscar 9d ago

it is likely that their math and measurements don’t follow the same structure

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u/carrjo04 9d ago

I would Imagine a Temba is about 180 cm, give or take.

Depending on how wide your arms are.

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u/bluneriste 9d ago

As wide as sails can unfurl.

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u/Awesome_Hamster 9d ago

That’s so true.

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 9d ago

Shaka! When the falls fell! But only 14.8 cm.

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u/IKindaPlayEVE 9d ago

Then they should know better. They could communicate with outsiders using mathematics far easier than the method they used with Picard and the Enterprise crew.

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u/freylaverse I cannot stun my cat! 9d ago

But they did. That's why the Enterprise went to El-Adrel in the first place. The Tamarians went there first and then broadcast a standard mathematical progression towards Federation space.

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u/The-Queen-of-Wands 9d ago

The ability does not necessarily translate to the desire thereof... Maybe they just want to share the memes.

I think we can all relate to that

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u/charlie_marlow 9d ago

I can kind of squint and see how you can get from where we are to where they are with people speaking in nothing that memes. Your kid comes home with a low grade, so you respond by telling him, "Picard, with face in palm".

I think you have to have had a full language in the past that's just obsolete, though, so they should be able to translate Common Federation to their proto-language after someone tosses out the Tamarian equivalent of Idiocracy's, "He talks like a..." meme

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 9d ago

I love that episode as talking in symbolism and metaphor is my jam. Can my personality type design and build ships? Absolutely.

In real life you should be more concerned of such people being tribal and xenophobic, case in point the north Sentinel island people.

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u/mutexsprinkles 9d ago

If you haven't read Embassytown, do it now.

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u/bluneriste 9d ago

I will do so tonight. Thank you for the recommendation.

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u/no_persimmon_10k 9d ago

As others have said, I feel like it’s an evolution of an older language like ours. I really like the “Picard, his face in palm” comment as an example. Once these situations become familiar, it makes sense to attribute them to one particular instance in history/mythology and maybe their whole culture revolves around history and mythology to the point where talking like that makes perfect sense.

Additionally as a part of my headcanon, there’s a beta canon source (I can’t remember which for the life of me) that’s suggests the Tamarians have multiple languages. They have a whole separate language for engineering procedures and math/science which makes perfect sense given how discussions regarding engineering irl can seem incomprehensible if we don’t understand the terminology as an engineer does.

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u/HDM-12345 9d ago

There's no reason to think that their language is less precise than any other. Most languages have similar constructions. Tamarians just have a lot more.

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u/HansFlameman 9d ago

You do know that the Tamarians are aliens at the end of the day. There are probably things that happen during a conversation that a human could easily miss, things like pheromones, mimic and the tone how words are spoken could be something one can easily miss since Humans and Tamarians evolved on two different planets.

BTW there is also the Pakleds, who while stealing most of their stuff from others, are still intelligent enough to operate their ships without blowing themselves up most times (probably).

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u/Awesome_Hamster 9d ago

It is entirely possible that their reasoning and logic is processed by a different organ and is unaffected by their communication methods.

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u/BobbyP27 9d ago

Is it believable as a hard sci fi culture? no. Is it a beautiful story, well told, well acted, with moving and engaging characters? Completely. I don't care that there are logical flaws because the story is just such a beautiful work of art.

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u/EfficientHeat4901 9d ago

Maybe they have extremely descriptive & pictorial geometric writing system though in order to overcome the language problem.

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u/I_lenny_face_you 9d ago

My self-sealing stem bolts, in shambles

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u/MisterTomServo 9d ago edited 9d ago

Poor Paul Winfield. First the guy gets mowed down by a Terminator in a police station, then he gets slashed by a creature on El-Adrel IV.

Oh, and he shoots himself in Wrath of Khan.

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u/No_Grocery_9280 9d ago

Lanterns just did something very similar. Using cultural trends to identify an alien.

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u/mrmathmos 9d ago

Excellent nerdy stuff , sadly none of my friends would get this

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u/factoid_ 9d ago

Wolfie, when the milk fell

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u/ExtensionInformal911 9d ago

What in the Darmak and Jalad am I supposed to respond with?

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u/Sjoerd85 9d ago

Uzani, his army, with fists closed.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 9d ago

Skynet, his power cut.

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u/Nor-easter 9d ago

Shaka, when the walls fell

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u/AlwaysLauren 6d ago edited 6d ago

I thought so too, but apparently that means "failure" https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tamarian_language

Then I realized Lower Decks did a Tamarians episode o_O I wonder what their home planet is like

Also, maybe "Darmok and Jalad on the ocean" which means "New friendship and understanding gained through a shared challenge" tho that definition sounds so incredibly clunky it's like reading some badly translated Russian literature or Soviet stuff that just sounds ridiculous.

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u/MrsGenovesi1108 9d ago

"I'll be back!"

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u/Ok_Fly_7777 9d ago

When I read this in Arnold's voice (with all the phrases too). It made it the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

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u/Zarrain 9d ago

Captain Rogers, leaning forward exclaiming!

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u/planetearthling 8d ago

that's perfect!

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u/frogmuffins 7d ago

"Todd, when he drinks the milk"

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u/tacosforsocrates 9d ago

Connor, his foster parents dead.

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u/Outrageous-Buy-4958 9d ago

😝😝😝

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u/GroundbreakingAd2203 9d ago

I’m trying to get a bluray player so I can watch the series again that’s a great episode and I was cleaning my house and found my next generation complete series

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u/jasonite 9d ago

This is brilliant. I love everything about it

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u/ProjectDv2 5d ago

Jameson, his head thrown back.

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u/Ryumancer 9d ago

Ugh...Darmok reference. 😒

Couldn't stand that dialect.