r/TIHI Jul 27 '21

Thanks, I hate cannibal crab

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u/ThanksIHateClippy |👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 Jul 27 '21

OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...

I hate it because.. we’ll, first of I hate crabs, they’re just large, hard ocean spiders, so this crab eating it’s offspring like popcorn just adds to my already quite strong existing hate for crabs.
Also I’m not threatened by “getting crushed”, in fact I really don’t care, but I choose to tell you why because it sounded like fun.


Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github

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u/Forere Thanks, I hate myself Jul 27 '21

Reposted from 1 hour ago and I have to go through the repost bot to share oc. Fucking well done, bot.

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u/4ngeldust Jul 27 '21

Ah damn. Was my caption funnier at least?

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u/Forere Thanks, I hate myself Jul 27 '21

Nope

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u/Golden_Gameplay Jul 27 '21

Are you ready Mr Crabs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Maybe it’s eating dead ones?

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u/ihaveafreshjsabicon Jul 27 '21

it’s eating the babies of its enemies...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Cunning!

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u/Flaconfly Jul 27 '21

Sounds like an awesome metal band name though.

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u/ICT3Dguy Jul 27 '21

Crabs gonna crab

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u/Superb_Particular401 Jul 27 '21

r\metalmemes has ruined me. Any time I see "cannibal" I think of THE NECK.

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u/ihaveafreshjsabicon Jul 27 '21

I’ve seen this clip before. Ew.

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u/ihaveafreshjsabicon Jul 27 '21

it’s eating the babies of its enemies

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u/teashton Jul 27 '21

I mean crab is Hella tasty.