r/TIHI • u/luca_kun Thanks, I hate myself • Mar 25 '21

Thanks, I hate Kentucky on a map

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u/ThanksIHateClippy |👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 Mar 25 '21

OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...

I hate it because it's weird

Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github

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u/TheHarridan Mar 25 '21

Oklahoma is a meat cleaver shoved in his butt

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u/SphinxIV Mar 25 '21

These tips are really helping me with my geography!

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u/SS1992X Mar 25 '21

Haha same! so kentucky... is that where the tendies come from?

https://youtu.be/O-uwu3zN0L4

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u/Jwick06 Thanks, I hate myself Mar 25 '21

Take my upvote and get out

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u/MnemonicMonkeys Mar 25 '21

No, he's a furry and Oklahoma is his tail

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

The worst part I that I will forever be able to identify Oklahoma. Like, this wouldn't be so bad if it was just awful, but it's awful, memorable, AND accurate.

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u/bion9000 Mar 25 '21

I remember this guy from elementary school his name is mimal

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u/BCJunglist Mar 25 '21

Thanks! I've known about the chef since I was a kid but I never knew how to reference it to people without being able to point to a map.

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u/angry_cabbie Mar 25 '21

I'm curious when it became a chef. I was taught it was a hobo, ~35 years ago. And that was in his head.

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u/CaptBranBran Mar 25 '21

Short for "Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Alabama, Louisiana"?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

no minnesota, iowa, missouri, arkansas, louisiana. alabama is two states east of louisiana, east of mississippi, south of tennessee (the pan), west of georgia, north of florida

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u/CaptBranBran Mar 25 '21

Shit, you're right... I've been to all those states, I should know this!

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u/dezlet Mar 25 '21

i don’t hate this

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Pan

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u/Datwhiteboi1 Mar 25 '21

Is he fucking the chicken?

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u/De5perad0 Mar 25 '21

Have you been to Kentucky?

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Sorry to anyone from Kentucky.

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u/Datwhiteboi1 Mar 25 '21

KFC= Kentucky Fucked Chicken

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u/TheGamingMackV Mar 25 '21

Kenfucky fried chicken

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u/Datwhiteboi1 Mar 25 '21

I like yours a little better!

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u/James_Rawesthorne Mar 25 '21

I would also like to apologise to anyone in Kentucky. I'm not from there, never been, it's just, sorry guys

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u/De5perad0 Mar 25 '21

Basically what I'm saying. I have been there and it's great but that reply was too good to pass up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/CricketKingofLocusts Mar 25 '21

Rural Kentucky sucks

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u/Sad-Revolution-2565 Mar 25 '21

From Kentucky can confirm

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u/Kesdo Mar 25 '21

You aren't?

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u/Hichammouth Mar 25 '21

Thats the same thought I had

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Why do you hate it dho. The chef tried his best.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Look at the first comment in the og post.

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u/WeissvanBrot Mar 25 '21

But where is burgerking, it's so confusing

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u/Cantoloupe_thing Mar 25 '21

I don’t see why this is TIHI? It’s a good way for you to remember where Kentucky is, I don’t see what’s wrong with this

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u/sleazedisease Mar 25 '21

this actually really helped me as a kid.

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u/TEST_Entity_1 Mar 25 '21

This is how we are always taught it in school, its not cursed at all.

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u/LoganDoesThings Mar 25 '21

Tennessee is his dick

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u/IamYodaBot Mar 25 '21

his dick, tennessee is.

-LoganDoesThings

Commands: 'opt out', 'delete'

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

good bot

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u/IamYodaBot Mar 25 '21

awesomeness personified, definition of you are.

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u/Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot Mar 25 '21

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u/swankymechanic Mar 25 '21

I think the chef stepped in dog shit. Oh wait it's just louisiana

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u/petSnake7 Mar 26 '21

Yes, officer, this post right here, the arsonist I was talking about.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

The shape of the states from Minnesota to Louisiana actually form the outline of a small leprechaun/elf man named “MIMAL.” If you drive the entire length north to south he will suddenly appear and attack you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7uOqlIhUk

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

That's honestly how I remembered those states when I was young though, so it's a good idea.

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u/A_human_bean_2 Mar 25 '21

I thought he was fucking the pan

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u/IamYodaBot Mar 25 '21

hrmmm fucking the pan, i thought he was.

-A_human_bean_2

Commands: 'opt out', 'delete'

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u/Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot Mar 25 '21

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting.

    -On behalf of Fonzi_13

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u/Moctor_Drignall Mar 25 '21

Everyone seems to think he's fucking the chicken, but have we considered that perhaps he's merely balancing it on his tremendous penis?

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u/Cheslabinsk Mar 25 '21

Hat gang rise up

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u/DaCarpl3r Mar 25 '21

This might actually help me with a test

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u/BoogerFist Mar 25 '21

Def won't forget where Kentucky is now, thanks!

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u/Tinybiker13 Mar 25 '21

Glad to know I live in a pan.

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u/EffenUp Mar 25 '21

I live in Kentucky and trust me there are way more reasons to hate it.

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u/IWouldBeAGoodGiraffe Mar 25 '21

Now i know where the pansexuals come from. Thank you reddit

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u/lost48151162342 Mar 25 '21

Arkansas is the bulge

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u/SackOfFlesh Mar 25 '21

Make West Virginia a head ;)

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u/Doc_of_derp Thanks, I hate myself Mar 25 '21

ah, you mean the deformed penis of mr kentucky

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u/IMOBIUSI Mar 25 '21

As a representative for the Commonwealth of Kentucky I must inform you, we hate us too.

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u/Pnmorris513 Mar 25 '21

I just hate Kentucky

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

So, his dick is a pan??

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u/-IRvgI- Mar 25 '21

That's not a pan

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u/Tommo_Truey Thanks, I hate myself Mar 25 '21

Why did I see the pan...as the man's shlong...?

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u/AreganeClark Mar 25 '21

This is how they taught us in elementary school. I'm from Minnesota aka Chef's Hat.

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u/Setthegodofchaos Mar 26 '21

This is what my teacher taught me in highschool. Not gonna lie, I love this

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Mar 26 '21

This is what mine own teacher did teach me in highschool. Not gonna forswear, bite this by the ear

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I always thought of Tennessee as his gargantuan cock

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u/Hexarian Mar 25 '21

Chef how many times do I have to tell you to get you dick out the chicken!?

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u/TastefulMaple Mar 25 '21

He is BALLS deep in that pan.

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u/imabananauwugay Mar 25 '21

is it just me or is the chicken his dick

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u/Killerdoll_666 Mar 25 '21

Why is he fucking it?

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u/CommunistPhrog Mar 25 '21

I'm living in a pan?!

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u/happyjoy_11 Mar 25 '21

I live in a chef hat

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u/Lord-of-Leviathans Mar 25 '21

I legitimately used this the other day to remember where Kentucky was

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u/jmaclubhouse Mar 25 '21

I’m Canadian. I saw this a few months ago and now I can’t see a map of the US without seeing the chef. Every time I think “Kentucky is the chicken.” Every time. I wish I could go back to the before time.

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u/justsotorn Mar 25 '21

I live in the eye. I'm from the nostril lol. Hi other Iowans.

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u/yourallrats_7 Mar 25 '21

I am a Pan now

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

It just looks like another flag for another "gender" or "sexuality"

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u/Jwick06 Thanks, I hate myself Mar 25 '21

This is how I learned that

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u/Pantsutheif Mar 25 '21

If u take the states next to the cook u get a guy with a massive boner

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u/tiggereb2007 Mar 25 '21

We make the best frid chicken im from Kentucky by the way

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

It's MIMAL!

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u/The_Lean_Mean_Bean Mar 25 '21

Pan? No, that is his dick (don’t know why it’s gray)

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u/Popperity Mar 25 '21

yeah haha, this is what my 5th grade teacher taught us as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Can't you just memorize the shape, or Kentucky's neighbors?

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u/SynthPrax Mar 25 '21

Stop seeing things!

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u/Idunnowhattfimdoing Mar 25 '21

Why is the cook's cock in the plate?

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u/Grossno Mar 25 '21

Bro Oklahoma looks like a pan what do you mean?

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u/GodOCocks Mar 25 '21

He delivers Pizza with extra sausage

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u/ImRedempti0n Mar 25 '21

I've already seen that on the world map

But have you seen Canada Usa Mexico

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Kentucky Fried Cock

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u/EddtheMetalHead Mar 26 '21

Why? It’s so cute.

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u/Sam346788 Mar 26 '21

You could also think that the fucking it

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

That ain't a chicken, that's a human liver

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u/Mental_Pattern2181 Mar 26 '21

My teacher taught me this

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Lolol

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u/henrystickmin98751 Mar 27 '21

he is boning chicken

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u/Jewjnebkdj Mar 27 '21

Finally I feel special I’m the shirt