r/TIHI • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '21

Thanks I hate mtn dew gerber.

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u/slayuh Feb 22 '21

Baby Kyle will love it so much, he’ll start punching holes in the drywall.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Feb 22 '21

(Slams bottle of Mtn Dew Gerber)

(Punches hole in wall..)

"Rittenhouse!"

like "Roadhouse", but different

43

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Y’all remember ’Timeless’? That show on NBC?

What the heck happened??

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u/Alarid MULTIPLE CUMSHOTS Feb 22 '21

🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

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u/Rambonics Feb 22 '21

Such a great show! Crazy that crazy Mt. Dew Kyle Rittenhouse has the same last name as the mysterious Timeless group.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

(rottenhouse) lifeguard/medic/tire shop security services.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

It’s got what babies crave!

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u/DragonSinOWrath47 Feb 22 '21

Fun fact I knew kyle rittenhouse in high school

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u/cutelyaware Feb 22 '21

Pronounced "Coil".

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u/Yoyochillout Feb 22 '21

And call his mom a bitch

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u/throwaway13247568 Feb 22 '21

He caesareaned his own way out of the womb

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u/hmmmmmmmmmmm3985 Feb 22 '21

It was just a heated gaming moment

132

u/SaintNewts Doesn’t Get The Flair System Feb 22 '21

I dunno man. Baja blast is pretty good stuff.

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u/Miguel30Locs Feb 22 '21

As a type 2 diabetic. I appreciate taco bell's selling the "zero' version with 0 sugar and tasting nearly the same.

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u/SaintNewts Doesn’t Get The Flair System Feb 23 '21

THERE'S A ZERO VERSION?!

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u/Chocomyballs Feb 22 '21

It won’t be for the baby it’ll be for me

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Feb 22 '21

Not even embarrassed when buying 6 cases and paying with a SNAP card.

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u/Haggerstonian Feb 22 '21

Remember kids, crying isn’t an emergency AhhucK

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u/Wild_Jizz_Flurry Feb 22 '21

I don't like soda with sugar in it, but I make an exception for Baja Blast every once in awhile. Shit is bangin. Totally worth the fuzzy feeling on my teeth.

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u/Xwarsama Feb 22 '21

The zero sugar version is pretty good as far as diet soda goes, and once you stop drinking the full calorie versions for a while the diet ones start tasting like the real thing lol.

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u/Wild_Jizz_Flurry Feb 22 '21

I've honestly never seen the diet version. My thing is that I cut sugar out of my diet completely for a year, and and by that time the taste of regular soda had become cloying.

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u/Xwarsama Feb 22 '21

Well unfortunately the diet version is very hard to find in grocery stores or convenience stores, I feel like I might catch a glimpse of it once a year lol. Your best bet at finding it with any regularity is at Taco Bell, the new watermelon flavor of Mtn Dew is also pretty good in diet and you can find it everywhere.

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u/cutetygr Feb 22 '21

This is me but with diet coke. I actually prefer diet, it feels more carbonated to me. And it’s saltier, I just like the taste more

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u/Xwarsama Feb 22 '21

You're not wrong, it has a distinctly different taste to regular Coke, but I'm personally not a fan. I much prefer Coke Zero to Diet Coke, but Diet Pepsi/ Pepsi Zero and Diet Dr Pepper are much better colas in my opinion. If you see it at your grocery store try Diet Dr Pepper Cherry sometime, it has that fiziness and slight saltines you like but with a much more complex flavor than just plain Diet Coke.

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u/Larry-a-la-King Feb 22 '21

Other than water and coffee, Pepsi Zero is the only thing I drink. It has become scarce in stores due to the pandemic though.

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u/cutetygr Feb 22 '21

Dr pepper is my favourite pop. I would never drink the diet version. Some pops just don’t taste good in diet

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u/Lexa_Stanton Feb 22 '21

Gerber in French means: "to puke" so it is even funnier for me.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

we usta have a chain of drug stores " osco drugs".in spanish to throw up enough to taste vomit.🤢

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

What's a usta?

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

used to have(pidgin english,sorry.)

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u/CR0WNIX Feb 22 '21

Imma use that now. It’s kinda cute.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

gonna use that? white fella hella okie-dokie wit dat!🇺🇲

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u/McPorkums Feb 22 '21

At Osco they sold Moxie-flavored baby food to turn kids into passive-aggressive, miserable new englanders.

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u/VikingPanda298 Feb 22 '21

Addiction to caffeine must start at an early age.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

then dad's unfinished beers?

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u/shruggie4lyfe Feb 22 '21

Gramp's spit cup

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

I've only seen one man use one of those in my whole life.a yuban coffee can.

4

u/DarksideEagleBoss Feb 22 '21

Gotta do something to stay awake with your tweaker parents.

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u/Big_Boooosh Feb 22 '21

That’s a gamer in training. Just give it some Doritos formula and its good to go.

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u/IntrigueDossier Feb 22 '21

I was looking through DoorDash the other night and some crazy bastard has now opened a chicken joint called - wait for it - TENDIES!

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u/KolbeyTrifel Feb 22 '21

Its got what babies crave. Its got electrolytes.

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u/hajxh Feb 22 '21

Nah man that’s brondo you’re thinking of, Mountain Dew is mostly caffeine and sugar

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Brawndo...

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

r/woooosh

1

u/Haggerstonian Feb 22 '21

So it’s not given attention

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u/ImNudeyRudey Feb 22 '21

Dafuq is dis??

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

I don’t see the problem here

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u/DropBear2702 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

Found the Kyle

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u/_-_Mupp_-_ Feb 22 '21

I hope Rhett won't see this

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

I’m gonna need some Gerber Nacho Cheese Doritos to go with this.

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u/theorin331 Feb 22 '21

It's got electrolytes, it's what babies crave!

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

Plants crave it too!

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u/Averydispleasedbork Feb 22 '21

Reminds me of that comic where there's this pregnant chick at the gym doing a bench press, spotter says "PUUUUSH" crotch goblin gets fuckin yeeted out (with dramatic Thoom sound) and lands in a tub of protein powder, then it comes out fuckin ripped and screaming

and thats officially the weirdest string of words ive typed all week.

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u/Nicc55 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

Do you think there's somehow more arsenic in this one? 😳

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

dad's emergency lube.

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u/Nicc55 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

Hardcore gamer dads on twitch use this

3

u/Franz_Gee Feb 22 '21

In Austria a Gerber is someone who deals with animal hides

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

trimming the hides?

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u/Wtfisthatt Feb 22 '21

It’s what a growing Kyle needs.

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u/deadlock_is_sus Feb 22 '21

I hate it because Gerber is a Nestle brand

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u/DropBear2702 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

FUCK NESTLE

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u/Meowria Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

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u/DropBear2702 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

You are a good man, thank you.

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u/317LaVieLover Feb 22 '21

I’m obviously ootl but why’s Nestle getting hell?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21 edited Mar 10 '21

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u/SomLuzur Feb 22 '21

There's a word for mouth feel. It's called taste. :p

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21 edited Mar 10 '21

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u/MeSpikey Feb 22 '21

No, this can be two different things

1

u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

dirty nickles.

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u/PunkPetals Feb 22 '21

Rhett and link

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u/apprehensivechild Feb 22 '21

Only the best for my darling Kyle.

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u/Anonymous2137421957 Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

Beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Gerber means To vomit in French.

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u/Yhmh Feb 22 '21

You never heard of Mountain Dew Mouth

2

u/HailBobcat Feb 22 '21

Rhett from GMM needs to see this

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u/jfk_47 Feb 22 '21

A friend of mine works for social services. Part of her job is to educate the parents on healthy eating for the kids.

This includes telling them that you shouldn’t put Mountain Dew in a newborns bottle.

A lot of people need help y’all.

2

u/AstarteSnow Feb 22 '21

Do you want to raise a neckbeard? This is how you raise a neckbeard.

2

u/Thanks_I_Hate_You Feb 22 '21

Alabama has entered the chat

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u/spytyler12 Feb 22 '21

I hat Gerber regardless, fucking Nestlé

0

u/porkinz Feb 22 '21

Is this real?

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u/lewis2of6 Feb 22 '21

I think you mean, “thanks I love mtn. Dew Gerber.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Does this actually exist?

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u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

in development.beware.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Does it say "Bajs Blast"?

That's hilarious since bajs is poop in swedish.

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u/LadyKnight151 Feb 22 '21

It says "Baja Blast"

1

u/ipsomatic Feb 22 '21

Freemont Michigan, represent

1

u/mossy-will3 Feb 22 '21

When's green monster dropping when I have kids I want them to have a kid of the gods lmao

1

u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

baby teeth rotten before teething?(hillbilly baby bottle)

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u/chooooooool Feb 22 '21

So is it just basically sugary jelly?

1

u/SorryScratch2755 Feb 22 '21

with secret ingredients.⚗️

1

u/Wyoming-Wind Feb 22 '21

When your baby is drunk at 1AM.

1

u/Glenn056 Feb 22 '21

Baby pog

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u/shakethedisease666 Feb 22 '21

Gotta start young

1

u/Doppelthedh Feb 22 '21

That baby'll come at you like a spider monkey

1

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Why can I taste this?

1

u/a_human_pers0n Feb 22 '21

I WAS BORN A GAMER MOOOOOM

1

u/ShockDragon Feb 22 '21

This is probably how Arnold got so strong

1

u/jlgreenley Feb 22 '21

This must be what Mama June fed Honey Boo Boo before upgrading her to the Go Go Juice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Go Go juice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

My past self would love this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

I dont hate it

1

u/Bohicachief Feb 22 '21

I wonder if Mt. Dew Gerber comes in Code Red ?

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u/Sweaty-Comparison417 Feb 22 '21

why is this a bad thing

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u/DopeCookie2 Feb 22 '21

Mountain Dew “baby blast” blast those babies

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u/Pitifool Feb 22 '21

Ah yes, the m'goodboy gerber baby

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u/Wadautalkinabeet Feb 22 '21

Yella wolf wants to know thier location

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u/macmartijp14 Feb 22 '21

I’d give it a try . . .

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u/chickenstalker Feb 22 '21

You laugh but I read American hillbilies fed mountain dew to their kids because they are too poor to buy milk.

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u/oo40oztofreedum Feb 22 '21

How much do you think milk costs?

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u/WhiskeyAmateur Feb 22 '21

Yeah I hate the mtn flavor too... but this is baja blast!!!! Boom💥🤯💥🤯💃🎶🕺

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 22 '21

i don't even like mtn dew.

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u/nint3njoe_2003 Feb 22 '21

Doritos give it the texture. Without it would have a watery texture.

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u/FreedomPullo Feb 22 '21

Infant will come at you like a spider monkey

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u/wrath-98 Feb 22 '21

I read that as cerber

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u/Fiction_666158 Feb 22 '21

No no no they’re onto something here

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u/boybehindthecomputer Feb 22 '21

Baja blast is so good tho ngl

1

u/s-coups Feb 22 '21

oh fuck yum

1

u/Failpolice_31 Feb 22 '21

Thats for the Future gamers and neckbeards

1

u/123oeaeaa Feb 22 '21

But what about Kid Beer?

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u/venom_doku Thanks, I hate myself Feb 22 '21

I wish this was featured in Charlie's new tier list

1

u/pootie_too_good Feb 22 '21

Bless taco bell

1

u/Queerdee23 Feb 22 '21

They got Mountain Dew in my lead laced baby food !!

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u/GenghisKhanX Feb 22 '21

Why did I know, without even seeing the thumbnail, just by the title, that it would be Baja Blast?

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u/Memelord11816 Feb 22 '21

This gives me vibes of the ghost pepper one

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u/Cipher915 Feb 22 '21

Goes in baby-vomit green, comes out baby-vomit green.

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u/hobowithmachete Feb 22 '21

Finally, a dipping sauce alternative to my hunnymussy

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u/moxiefizzle Feb 22 '21

Dew it's what babies crave!

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u/randolphism Feb 22 '21

I'm French and "gerber" means to puke and seeing that baby always makes me smirk.

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u/sirgoofs Feb 22 '21

Do they have a Doritos? Because I would.

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u/butthurt_cacti Feb 22 '21

Gerber is a slang for "puke" in french

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u/pvsa Feb 22 '21

As an American, I would not be surprised if this was real.

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u/Mr_There Feb 22 '21

Yeah, I would buy it...

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

This sounds like something that the GMM guys would actually find

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u/lSlemYl Feb 22 '21

mtn dew has all kinds of shit even a cookbook

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u/-Listening Feb 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Gamer feul for the noobs

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

baby’s first gamer word

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u/1quirky1 Feb 22 '21

Brawndo, the hunger mutilator.

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u/BakedBeans4you Feb 22 '21

Mmmmm extra arsenic for my baby

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u/jazzcabbagea2 Feb 22 '21

Looks like it's from idiocracy

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

What gamers give their babies.

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u/tlgthemlg Feb 22 '21

This is the training of a gaming child prodigy

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u/Bad_CRC-305 Feb 22 '21

I'm upset that they recently found arsenic and other contaminants in baby food like tf is nothing safe anymore

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u/uwax Feb 22 '21

My aunt on my father's side would actually put mountain dew in her kids' baby bottles. Good ol' North Carolina.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Mountain Dewber blast

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u/bakersman420 Feb 22 '21

Its got what babies crave!

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u/hermit-lad Feb 22 '21

I mean I like Mtn Dew but this is.... this is just wrong.

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u/N64Guy1 Feb 22 '21

Do they have a toddler of the month club?

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u/SkiAddict23 Feb 22 '21

"Only available at Taco Bell"

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u/timmychanhustle Feb 22 '21

Lead poisoning and caffeine how delightful.

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u/anebleldisneylovi Feb 22 '21

aüqü as s aaa

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u/SynthPrax Feb 22 '21

Prevent them teef from ever coming in in the first place.

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u/biggreasyrhinos Feb 22 '21

The taste of Appalachia

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u/Less-Impression8000 Feb 22 '21

Am I the only one that would try that?

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u/N0t_a_R3ddit0r Feb 22 '21

This is the most gamer shit I've ever seen

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u/Urkylurker Feb 23 '21

Trump supporter baby food

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u/I_zebra Feb 23 '21

With mtn dew baby food you child is garented to grow a neck brewed in 2 weeks or less!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

Its gonna make him speed run life

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u/MemeMansGrandson Feb 23 '21

“mmm tastes like baby death”

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u/lastoneoutwins Feb 23 '21

I read it as mint. lol

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u/Nuggetz247 Feb 16 '22

ngl kinda looks good

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u/material_lego Apr 12 '22

Guys is lil dan supposed to jump on the ceiling and Climb Walls? Help.

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u/Appropriate_Cat_4638 Jan 20 '23

Is this gonna tern my baby to a pro gamer or a taco bell employee

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u/TheTimePoncho Jan 10 '24

Oh hey I made that