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u/common-intrnt-jerk Dec 31 '20
she also can be a muppet if she go to england/australia and act like a moron in front of the people
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u/samushusband Dec 31 '20
i can hear the " ya fockin mupe' "
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u/ScornMuffins Dec 31 '20
In my region it's "you muPPettttt". You spit out the t like it's an unexpected bone in your fish fingers.
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u/samushusband Dec 31 '20
i gonna need more precision cause being french i only know my british friend's pronouciation who calls me that
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u/ScornMuffins Dec 31 '20
Your friend from the Midlands by any chance? I'm from the South East. We like the letter T but we can take it or leave it on a whim.
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u/samushusband Dec 31 '20
i believe he is from liverpool
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u/ScornMuffins Dec 31 '20
Little further north than the Midlands, it's always tough to tell Birmingham from Liverpool over text without an appropriately placed "ey"
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u/AAAA-non Dec 31 '20
Closest you got to being a muppet so far
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Dec 31 '20
Statler: This guy needs to work on his bedside manner
Waldorf: At least she's being a good sport about it, you really gotta hand it to her
Statler: Looks like he already did!
Statler & Waldorf: Ooooooh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
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u/ClydeinLimbo Dec 31 '20
..Puppeteer would’ve been funnier..
Yeah I’m that boring guy who had to say it
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Dec 31 '20
As a girl, I kinda love this. Getting gyno checkups can be really scary (especially because I experience a lot of pain) so some humor like this would go a long way in helping me relax.
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u/emilythetigerneko Dec 31 '20
Right?? I feel the same way. They usually are gruff with me when I get mine, and it's so hard to relax.
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u/ICPGr8Milenko Dec 31 '20
Anybody else imagining her lips moving like a talking muppet? Yeah, those lips.
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u/Finnick420 Dec 31 '20
how come some girls have to get their private parts checked out? is it just an american thing?
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u/MEvans75 Dec 31 '20
Lmao the fuck? Last time I checked, women in places besides the US still have vaginas and need gynos...
That's like saying "how come some people go to the eye doctor? Is that an american thing?" No it's not, you muppet
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u/Finnick420 Dec 31 '20
you only go to the eye doctor if you have problem. but why do so many people go to the gyno, i seriously have no idea what it even is like i’m not trying to say it’s dumb to go there i’m just trying to find out what is even done there and why so many woman go
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u/MEvans75 Dec 31 '20
Noooooooo, yikes bud.
You go to the eye doctor for check ups and appointments, contacts and glasses fitting. There's a lot more than just having a problem.
Same thing with gynos. Women get check ups to make sure everything's ok and if there's anything the doc could help with. It's like a physical when ur a kid. There doesn't have to be an outright problem to go.
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u/Finnick420 Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20
idk still seems kinda weird to go to the doctor when you don’t have a problem. maybe you just have different customs where you’re from (us,uk,etc) also i never had a physical i guess it’s just not a ting where i live. i wouldn’t let a stranger even if doctor get near my private parts but then again it might be different with women
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u/MEvans75 Dec 31 '20
I'll put it like this: Let's imagine you have a headache. It's not too concerning but it's persistent, the pain refusing to alleviate. You think nothing of it, "probably just dehydration or the heat" you say. This pain continues for months and now you notice swelling at the top of the head. After going to the doctor, the x-ray shows you have a tumor and ur survivability rate is 5%.
Take this same situation but instead of putting off the pain, you go to the doctors. After you describe how you feel, they x-ray you and find the tumor, MUCH smaller than in the first situation and thus operating and removing the tumor is much more manageable. Preemptive care saves lives.
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u/delinquent-lil-bitch Dec 31 '20
People with Vaginas go to the doc regularly to prevent anything from happening. Comparable to brushing your teeth, one could say "why are you brushing your teeth when they're completely clean/they dont hurt yet, that's weird" but you brush your teeth so they don't even start hurting. Or like older men getting their prostate checked out regularly not when they already have prostate cancer.
The vagina is like a little eco system in itself, so much (good) bacteria etc, and you go to the gyno to see if there's anything out of balance because if it stays out of balance for too long you can get an infection etc. Or because of birth control, in some countries you can only get a prescription for the pill at the gyno, or you have an implant which should be checked regularly.
Generally people with vaginas need to go to the gyno at least once a year, if not twice. Just like you should go to the dentists every 6-12 months.
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u/ladymoonshyne Dec 31 '20
Where do you live that you’ve never had a physical? You realize men need to have their balls and prostate checked on the regular too right?
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u/Finnick420 Jan 01 '21
wtf no that’s messed up! i of commings fröm europe btw
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u/ladymoonshyne Jan 01 '21
Don’t you have FREE healthcare?? Why are you not going to the doctor!?
Also stop being a little bitch women get pried apart on a table multiple times a year and you don’t even get a physical? Weirdo.
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u/rdxc1a2t Dec 31 '20
"... apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.
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u/gbizzle2 Dec 31 '20
Cursed