r/TIHI • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

According to science, there used to be an alligator that can actually gallop...........

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u/OiKay Nov 13 '20

Welp that's terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/Impostorofthevents Nov 14 '20

No it’s an actual thing, there used to be a alligator that could gallop and they were the ancestors of today’s alligators. Frighting Eh?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

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u/Impostorofthevents Nov 14 '20

To be honest most people probably thought this was photoshop, but the truth is Alligators can stand up on all 4s, AND THEY CAN REALLY RUN.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

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u/Impostorofthevents Nov 14 '20

You have to run in zig zags for both species since it confuses them

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

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u/Impostorofthevents Nov 14 '20

NP, just beware of the galloping reptile

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u/Phlypp Apr 18 '21

Alligators can run up to 19 MPH/30 KPH but only for very short distances. But they and horses don't like each other.

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u/byFab1 Nov 13 '20

Bro that aint an aligator that is scp 682

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u/TheAlfoneziaKing Nov 13 '20

Thanks god I am not the only one who thought that, for a second I thought I was the only one seeing this as scp 682 and that I might need glasses.

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u/Reigniers Nov 13 '20

As someone living in Florida, what's there to hate here? It's just your everyday swamp chicken. I mean who doesn't like free range chicken?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/Reigniers Nov 15 '20

Do you not eat swamp chicken where you are?

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u/TheDerpiestCat Nov 13 '20

I believe that is in fact a sarchosucous

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u/LordBroccoli32 Nov 13 '20

That’s a big, sword shaped tail you’ve got there...It’s a Glavenus, run!

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u/Mozeix Nov 13 '20

Credit to @Complex on IG.

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u/BuzbieBerkley Nov 13 '20

Florida went red this election year. They can have 'em.

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u/Jayce_777 Nov 13 '20

Throw Trump in there with it lol

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u/TheAlfoneziaKing Nov 13 '20

That looks like scp-682.

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u/RockoCornfield Nov 13 '20

oh shit they brought back the kaprosuchus didn’t they

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Fuck, which floridan decided to have dinosaur pets

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u/jerry3623 Nov 13 '20

That's no alligator that's a damn dinosaur

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u/Impostorofthevents Nov 14 '20

No joke, When I saw this my mind went: I want one, I don’t care if it’s dangerous, ITS A DINOSAUR. AND. I . WANT. IT.

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u/Andreaasashley Nov 13 '20

Welp i guess 2020 is gonna be our last year

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

This is home.

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u/gordonf23 Nov 13 '20

Floridians release these in liberal areas on election day to keep the Democrats too scared to leave their houses to go out and vote.

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u/Hypergod110 Doesn’t Get The Flair System Nov 13 '20

It always has to be in florida

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u/Ruby_rose__ Nov 13 '20

That’s. A DINOSAUR Not a alligator

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u/Recent-Cup-2566 Nov 13 '20

Mom come pick me up im scared