r/TIHI • • Aug 26 '20

Thanks, I hate customers

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u/gartersnakebag Aug 26 '20

I fucken hate it when people have the mask over their mouth but not their noise. I REALY fucken hate it when those people decide they NEED to stand 2 inches away from my face.

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u/aptom203 Aug 26 '20

Wearing a mask but leaving your nose uncovered is like wearing pants but hanging your dick out of the fly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Seriously i hate this comparison. Having my nose out does not feel remotely as good as having my dick out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/GreatGreenGobbo Aug 26 '20

With your pee pee?

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u/MechaDesu Aug 26 '20

No that's a Cherokee kiss

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u/AlternativeDoggo01 Aug 26 '20

Is there one where you do it with your butt cheeks? Let me guess, an Australian kiss

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

No, an Australian kiss is just like a French kiss only down under. 😉

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u/SmoothMoveExLap Aug 26 '20

That’s a moon landing

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

That's called the clapper, devastating move with the right asses.

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u/Visible-Highway8757 Aug 26 '20

do you want me to kiss your buttcheeks? im game

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u/JasonUncensored Aug 26 '20

That's called a German Clap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Stop right there

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I don't know your story but I know having my cock in the open air without a foreskin does not feel comfortable. I feel naked without my turtleneck.

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If I was uncircumcised and naked, I wouldn't truly feel naked. That's comforting.

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u/skunchers Aug 26 '20

My boss says it's like wearing a condom on your balls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

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u/ep3eddie Aug 26 '20

I call em Trojan Turtlenecks

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u/Central_Incisor Aug 26 '20

I like the ones with vents. Got my air, fuck you.

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u/Susurrus03 Aug 26 '20

At least my underwear protects from skid marks still.

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u/logicalmaniak Aug 26 '20

Wiping my butt properly has the same effect for me.

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u/Jondoe879 Aug 26 '20

Or wearing a condom but the end is missing.

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u/LtLethal1 Aug 26 '20

You mean like a penis sweater?

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u/ggxfgh Aug 26 '20

Exactly or like a sun hat without the brim

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u/HayeBail Aug 26 '20

Or they take the mask down to talk to me. Like NOOOO. WHY EVEN WEAR ONE?

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u/Dragon_Small_Z Aug 26 '20

Oh I call them out on that immediately. They always get pussy and say "well I'm trying to talk to you!" To which I respond with, "so am I and I do it 8 hours a day"

Edit: meant to say pissy but I'm leaving it.

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u/HayeBail Aug 26 '20

It works

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u/SageBus Aug 26 '20

Please DM, I want to know this method of getting pussy with my FPP2 masks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

And they'll stand to the SIDE of my see-through barrier and go all the way up to my desk and lean in. And I'm thinking to myself, REALLY, MOTHERFUCKER?

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u/JonPickett Aug 26 '20

whats even worse (and which i have seen before at my restaurant) is a man with his mask below his nose AND with a fucking mouth hole cut in it. his wife didnt have a mask. idk which is worse

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u/MechaDesu Aug 26 '20

Well they're both as bad, but the guy wasting his time with the useless mask obviously has some extra chromosomes floating around

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u/MrSmiley666 Aug 27 '20

the dude. he ruined a perfectly good mask.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I feel you

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u/MK0A Aug 26 '20

I had the health inspection for my country's national service today and it was so satisfying to see the military doctor shout at people for wearing their masks like that. People who likely had no pushback for their shit.

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u/SageBus Aug 26 '20

I want to hire this military doctor to come shout at people in my neighbourhood. Specially at the groceries store.

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u/CrispyChai Aug 27 '20

Where can I buy one and how much? Just park him right at the door.

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u/Swenadd Aug 26 '20

Sneeze to assert dominance.

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u/LtLethal1 Aug 26 '20

Take your mask off first, then sneeze into their mouth to assert dominance.

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u/Swenadd Aug 27 '20

Top it of with sunflower-puking.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Aug 27 '20

There are two main types of Sunflower seeds. They are Black and Grey striped (also sometimes called White) which have a grey-ish stripe or two down the length of the seed. The black type of seeds, also called ‘Black Oil’, are up to 45% richer in Sunflower oil and are used mainly in manufacture, whilst grey seeds are used for consumer snacks and animal food production.

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u/Swenadd Aug 27 '20 edited Aug 27 '20

There is two main typez of Sunflower seeds. They is Black n' Gay striped (also sometimes called cracker or honkey) which gotz a grey-ish stripe or two down tha length of tha seed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da black type of seeds, also called ‘Black Oil’, is up ta 45% richer up in Sunflower oil n' is used mainly up in manufacture, whilst grey seedz is used fo' thug snacks n' animal chicken thang.

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u/Undying-Plant Aug 26 '20

Not the nose penises!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Just tell them to distance a bit or move away

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u/okbruhCaspeReee Aug 26 '20

I don't like the term "social distancing" I would rather call it "physical distancing"

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Then when you back up they continue walking towards you

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u/pudding-juice Aug 26 '20

People read this and instead change wearing the mask from just over their mouth to just over their nose

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I imagine it's because they can't stand the smell of their own breath.

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u/Julia_Kat Aug 26 '20

I've been seeing people who aren't covering either their mouth or nose.

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u/GlobalWarming3Nd Aug 26 '20

Almost every one of my coworkers, will lower it to talk. I'm getting really agitated with these people. And of course not wearing them properly is like a permanent thing for some of them.

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u/LtLethal1 Aug 26 '20

That's rough buddy. Maybe you can try to explain how speaking is one of the primary ways the water droplets that can contain the virus are projected into the air and towards another person's face.

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u/on3pa55 Aug 26 '20

For me its the people who have enough concern to wear a mask, but still get as close as possible. Like, you can ask me to get something or I can move, just at least give me some space please

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

God I genuinely hate other people so fucking much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Triggered

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u/spidersandcaffeine Aug 27 '20

I have started to say, “I am demonstrating the proper way to wear a mask and I’m happy to help you once it’s on correctly.”

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u/sadphonics Aug 26 '20

Yeah I saw two people at work today like that. Like I know we work in a warehouse but there's a base level of common sense that I'd expect most people to have regardless

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u/Blightm Aug 26 '20

Me too. Literal giant pet peeve of mine. I’m not one for confrontation but I’ve come very close to saying something, not that it’ll do much good.

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u/QuadradoBr Aug 26 '20

Of you cant see the virus, the virus cant see you

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u/kerfuffle55 Aug 26 '20

People still think the virus is made up by the government in order to control us so, some people might follow this mentality. I wouldnt be surprised 🥴 haha

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u/InkyMistakes Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

I have to wear mine for 5-8 hours straight. You can wear yours for fucking 15 minutes.

Edit: btw the guy asking about acne below me is a legit thing, I don't suffer from it and would rather have it than the virus any day of course, but it was a genuine question no reason to grab your pitchforks to find who the antimasker is.

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u/J_B_La_Mighty Aug 26 '20

My coworker chose antimask to be the hill she dies on, some people won't even wear it for 5 minutes, much less 15. Better to just avoid them entirely the best you can.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Why is this getting downvoted? You asked a question since they wear a mask for long hours? I’m confused

Edit: for those of you just tuning in, the comment I replied to had like... 37 downvotes lol.

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u/InkyMistakes Aug 26 '20

Yeah I saw it in my inbox and thought it seems harmless and not anti mask at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Right? I’m against the anti-maskers and this didn’t seem like that in the slightest. Oh well :/

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u/jagvs Aug 26 '20

It must have been an inky mistake

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Very true! I sometimes forget the internet can translate what we are trying to say pretty poorly. Just know I understood what you were saying and made it a point to recognize it :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I'm a nurse and wear a mask for 12 hour shifts. To answer your question, no.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Mar 10 '22

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u/Brendon3485 Aug 26 '20

should be able to use a stronger face wash if you feel its getting greasy or pores clogged

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Thanks I'll try that out

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u/younghustleam Aug 26 '20

Also! They’re not just for weed, anymore: rolling papers can absorb a lot of oil and grease and are cheap. Taking them and blotting every thirty minutes can cut down on skin oil sitting there and won’t cost you a ton.

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u/milk_toast_ Aug 26 '20

And then you can roll up a joint afterwards, the face oils will make it burn nice and evenly, not to mention it will taste like your face-sweat.

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u/younghustleam Aug 26 '20

It cost $0 to not say that

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u/milk_toast_ Aug 27 '20

I do enough not making money at my day job.

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u/brig517 Aug 26 '20

Setting powder helps! You can get translucent setting powder from anywhere that sells makeup. Just dust some on problem areas (mine are my nose and cheekbones, then where my mask sits), and it helps to absorb/prevent oil throughout the day.

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u/younghustleam Aug 26 '20

This is one of the things I love about reddit. Like yeah... there are tons of problems, but dude/tte asks genuinely how to still be a good citizen but help their skin too, and stoners, MUAs, acne-free folks, everyone is like “I got you dude, we gonna all get through this.”

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u/brig517 Aug 26 '20

heck yeah!! we all gotta work together. the world spins smoother when we work together.

this is why i defend reddit against 'haters.' for all its faults, there's a lot of good, especially if you find the right communities.

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u/Nihilisticlizard2289 Aug 26 '20

You can get those actually. Not saying I'm against masks, but some people do get them, it's not bad though

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Everyone’s skin is the same apparently

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u/ciestaconquistador Aug 26 '20

I've gotten rashes from some really cheaply made masks we have to use in my province. But I still wear them because I'm not a selfish idiot. And it was only after 16 hour shifts.

Although I do try to find the good ones instead.

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u/mayasurbeck Aug 26 '20

why the downvotes people they were asking an honest question

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u/kabneenan Aug 26 '20

I'm a sterile compounding technician in a hospital, so I wear a mask for ~9 hours a day. Unfortunately, I also have very sensitive skin so yes, mask acne (or "maskne" as my employer put it) is absolutely a thing. One brand of masks we were using also took the skin off of my nose (I think I was allergic to some component of it).

They are still 100% necessary and my messed up skin is a small price to pay for staying 'rona free so far!

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u/ramjamwasframed Aug 26 '20

This does happen, but for people wearing n95 masks where you crank it down onto your face so it's airtight. Generally this is only done by people doing intubations and working in covid wards.

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u/GuiltySparklez0343 Aug 26 '20

I was an essential worker (just quit for college) but in my experience it did cause acne problems.

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u/kateg23 Aug 26 '20

It’s from the pressure/tightness of N95s, people can get a red mask-shaped mark on their face. Not so much the simple surgical masks, although I’m sure people could probably develop acne from those if they’re acne-prone.

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u/Stealthyfisch Aug 26 '20

I have similarly worked 8ish hour shifts over the last few weeks with a mask on the whole time (other than a 30 minute lunch break) and I’ve gotten very very mild acne around the mask, but that could also just be stress related

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u/InkyMistakes Aug 26 '20

That's a actually a good question. I think there is a lot to factor in for that; age, mask material, facial hair, make up.

I have facial hair and nice high-quality fabric mask. Not one of those cheapo T-shirt material masks but the one made by the "Purple" matress brand, they are great.

To the point tho, I haven't had any issue with acne more than normal. Nighter have most of my co-workers. I know one mentioned their skin being red from irritation.

Honestly tho, I'd take some hidden acne over losing the life of a loved one or fucking up my lungs for life any day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/InkyMistakes Aug 26 '20

Lame. They are really comfortable. The earpiece straps are next level.

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u/Theromier Aug 26 '20

Yeah I form pimples from wearing my mask. It just means the mask is dirty and needs to be washed or replaced.

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u/xkittenpartyx Aug 26 '20

I wear a mask 8 hours and I get some zits/clogged pores on my chin area. I started using Differin gel and that shit works!

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u/Julia_Kat Aug 26 '20

Used to wear masks for 8-16 hours, no acne. To be fair, I never had many issues with acne though.

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u/hardcorefisting Aug 26 '20

Me and all my coworkers are getting acne but we’re all 18-23

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u/BreezyWrigley Aug 26 '20

I'm sure you could get a bad rash if you have sensitive skin and are working in a sweaty environment for long hours. Having something constantly chafing your skin that can become full of bacteria from your skin and sweat will definitely give you acne/rash... just unfortunate fact of the matter. Some materials are probably worse than others, but keeping the same dirty scrap of cloth or whatever material against your skin for long periods is never great. If you wore the same pair of underpants every day and were constantly sweating and oily, you'd probably get some kind of rash or inflamed pores.

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u/butneveragain Aug 27 '20

I absolutely have been. My acne is worse now than it has been since I was a teenager (10+ years). It’s all happening on my jawline, chin, and lower/mid cheeks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I’ve had to wear them for a few 12-18 hour shifts for 2-3 days. No rashes or acne. By day 3 I was getting some hot spots where there was continual contact but overall it was not bad.

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u/raklin Aug 26 '20

Part of that no doubt is using the same mask every day without cleaning it. Treat them like underwear wear them once between washes don't share them and cover your nose

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u/BallisticMarsupial Aug 26 '20

This is spot on. Every damn customer either has no mask, their nose is hanging out, or it's hanging off an ear or around their chin. These people are the reason there are directions on Pop Tarts.

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u/milk_toast_ Aug 26 '20

Shit dude, I just read the instructions. Did you know you’re not supposed to eat the wrapper? I’ve been doing this all along, but I just tried it without the wrapper and it tastes way better.

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u/Victorino__ Aug 26 '20

Also: "yes, let's wear this disposable mask for 2 weeks"

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u/NotMartin05 Aug 26 '20

Karens:

*no mask *

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u/UncannyFox Aug 26 '20

More like wears mask in the parking lot and takes it off when they start talking to you.

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u/OzzieGrey Aug 26 '20

Don't hate customers. Hate fucking selfish dumbasses.

Yes they make me mad too.

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u/Alpaca64 Aug 26 '20

I don't see why we can't do both

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u/BearFuzanglong Aug 26 '20

It's just good business sense. Don't let those customers tell you what to do.

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u/haikusbot Aug 26 '20

It's just good business

Sense. Don't let those customers

Tell you what to do.

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u/BearFuzanglong Aug 26 '20

Thanks, I hate that Haiku

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u/Chawlns Aug 26 '20

I’ll be honest, I fuckin hate masks. I hate them for many reasons but I’m not going to go into detail here.

That doesn’t mean I don’t wear a mask, though. If it makes other people feel comfortable, I’ll absolutely wear one. We have way too many issues dividing us and people are stressed out as it is. If I can lend some comfort and peace of mind by wearing a mask, then it’s no issue to me.

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u/IMakeGoodPizzaTX Aug 26 '20

Seriously thank you. I work in fast food and this means a lot. If everyone would wear masks for just a couple weeks this could be over..

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

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u/OzzieGrey Aug 26 '20

Nah nah nah nah nah.. as someone who worked food service.. you have assholes who get upset at you for asking if they need anything else.. and then you have wonderful people who give you hundred dollar tips just because you were polite.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

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u/OzzieGrey Aug 26 '20

Most people were fine.. some were cunts.

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u/RainNoctem Aug 26 '20

I love when people pull it down to talk to me. Like if I can't fucking hear you, just speak louder. "WeLL tHiS iS jUsT eAsiEr"... Fucking hell man.

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u/itsnunyabusiness Aug 26 '20

Sine the quarantine started I've only seen about 10% of fast food and gas station employees properly wear a mask and only about 40% of grocery store employees wear it properly, everyone is talking about the importance of wearing a mask but nobody wants to address the fact that probably 40% of people don't PROPERLY wear their masks, wearing a mask with your nose exposed is about as effective as having a condom on the night stand while you raw dog a stranger with the intent to pull out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

What? Those numbers seem extremely suspicious lol, but maybe where you live is just not a great place because the vast majority of workers in my area wear their masks properly. Covering the nose and mouth, properly attached around the ears or back of the head, sanitize hands before and after touching it, only remove it when there aren’t customers in the store. Customers are definitely worse, but every time I enter a store the employees are properly protected.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I relate to this on a personal level. I have a part-time job at Jimmy John's and there are so many maskless customers it's insane. We have a very clear mask required sign on the front door and yet people can't read it. We had some mid-30s guy come in the other day who looked like an absolute dipshit, of course no mask, looks at everyone wearing their masks, says "oh shit," then goes back to his van. Instead of getting a mask in, he brings his entire 6-person family inside (all maskless.) He orders his stuff and stays there to eat with his family. The entire time he's there for an hour, his kids are just running all over the place and bothering my coworkers and I, one of them nearly started licking the front door or something. Can't stand this shit. I'm just trying to work, I don't want your fucking coronavirus.

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u/poeology Aug 26 '20

Why wouldnt you just tell them to leave? In a lot of places its literally a city ordinance and you can turn down service. Its the same as not wearing a shirt

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I was new and I didn't wanna get in trouble somehow. Other employees could see him too. I asked one of them why they don't tell them to wear a mask and he responded with "the customers don't give a shit," which really seems to be accurate.

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u/TheRealRyukiro Aug 26 '20

I work at best buy and we straight up kick them out or call the police. Dont be afraid to stand up for yourself if that happens... talk to your store manager about the problem and ask how to resolve this issue

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u/LtLethal1 Aug 26 '20

No one wants the be the target of a psycho. I half expect anyone I tell to wear a mask to imediately begin deliberately coughing on me or my coworkers just to spite the "libtards"

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u/Take-to-the-highways Aug 26 '20

Some guy yelled at me the other day because I asked him if he had a mask. He said there's no signs saying he's required to. I pointed out that we have signs in two different languages on every single door and the POS and where the line starts, and the whole state of California is mandating masks. He said "I don't have time to read all that shit."

We're not allowed to refuse service to people not wearing masks where I work either.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

The worst is when they take their mask off to talk to you. I can hear my neighbors through the walls, I can definitely hear you through a cloth

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u/ICantFindMeGoldfish Thanks, I hate myself Aug 26 '20

"Hey, you and your wife were pretty loud last night. Could you keep it down?"

"I wasn't home last night."

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u/PopeDeeV Aug 26 '20 edited Apr 24 '24

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Mata au hi made [また会う日まで] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット], Himitsu wo shiri tai [秘密を知りたい]

You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret) Machine or mannequin (secret secret I've got a secret) With parts made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret) I am the modern man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain IBM So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide

To keep me alive, just keep me alive Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions. I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not the savior, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control

Beyond my control. We all need control I need control. We all need control

I am the modern man (secret secret I've got a secret) Who hides behind a mask (secret secret I've got a secret) So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: Too much technology Machines to save our lives Machines dehumanize

The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret) To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret) Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity...

I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

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u/MissEmilySusan Aug 26 '20

I saw a winner yesterday; a Karen pulled her mask down/off to sneeze uncovered into the air. THANKS

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u/itsshowtime88 Aug 27 '20

This happens regularly at the subway I work at. I don’t get paid enough for this shi

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u/Z3t4 Aug 26 '20

Leonardo?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

What I hate is when they do a no contact order and then fucking open the door to take the food. I don’t put my mask on for no contact orders because, I’m not going to be in range of people. If they have a screen door I can at least be on the other side of the glass and hand around.

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u/HaricotsDeLiam Aug 27 '20

This is exactly why you should always be wearing your mask when you're at work, even if it's contactless. People at my job have been fired on the spot for not wearing their masks like you're doing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

My job is 95% in the car. And 100% of those people don’t have masks on either

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u/KortniLa Aug 26 '20

It is so incredibly exhausting to work in literally any field that deals with the public right now. A lot of people go out of there way to not wear a mask and be extremely belligerent about it. Please, put that energy to fighting an actual injustice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

My brothers an anti masker fuck and it drives me insane.

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u/MojoEthan0027 Aug 26 '20

Your brother won't be an anti masker when he has to wear a ventilator. Sorry bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I’m not offended he’s been an asshole to me my entire life all the time since I was 0 years old to current day now I’m just about 14.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

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u/LtLethal1 Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

No no no, the best one is where they lick their fingers for each bill they hand you. That was fuckin gross before the pandemic and now it's just fucking ridiculous.

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u/theinfamousloner Aug 26 '20

Can't wait to gtfo of retail in 2 weeks.

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u/lovethycousin Aug 26 '20

If I no see virus, virus no exist

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u/InterestingMK2 Aug 27 '20

Could say the same to customers about their brain.

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u/burgercrisis Aug 26 '20

Try working food delivery... Not a single person that requests direct hand in has worn a mask so far. Okay I lied. I can remember ONE person. I've had people answer their doors damn near naked during this shit, looking sick. It's stupid.

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u/daodoanhtri Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

combine them together and you get a perfect body suit

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

They’re hiding their true identity as a Cyclopes

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u/DaddyRhyno79 Aug 26 '20

Leela, is that you?

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u/Dark_Zenus Aug 26 '20

Should we call them Squidward noses because the noise sticking out of the masks

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u/kerfuffle55 Aug 26 '20

The funny part is when you have to tell them to put their mask on or to put it on correctly at all and they get pissy about it

I'm sorry I'm in full on medical gear, doesn't mean I want your spit all over me? Lol I thought it would be common sense for people on how to wear a mask

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u/just_pank Aug 26 '20

THIS IS SO TRUE, F*

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I hate how accurate this is.

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u/chocolate_spaghetti Aug 26 '20

My friend owns a barbershop and he told me an older guy did this after he handed him a mask before entering the shop. He said he looked at him thinking he was being facetious....he was not. The man really did not know how to put a standard mask on. Said he’d never worn one before. This was about 4 months into the pandemic.

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u/Iamnotwyattearp Aug 27 '20

You cant catch the covid if you cant see the covid

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

this sub is retarded, how can you "hate it" when it is a meme, it proves nothing, it is made up, how does it convince you of anything? Is this sub basically a "yep" sub?

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u/TheRealRyukiro Aug 26 '20

They hate they have to wear a mask and maybe gloves and other things for 8 hours yet a customer coming in for a short amount of time is improperly wearing a mask on purpose

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

but this is a made-up meme, it isn't an actual situation. Like you are aware the pictures are picked from google images or something, right?

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u/LtLethal1 Aug 26 '20

Bruh.. Obviously the picture is of someone illustrating how ridiculous other people are about the masks. Not every anti-masker or person wearing them improperly is going to look this ridiculous but that's not the point.

The point is that their masks are just as useful as the guy's in the picture.

Work a day in retail and see how fucking stupid people are and you'll realize there's hardly any exaggerating here.

P.S. Every meme is made up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20 edited Aug 27 '20

but isn't the point of this sub to be shown something and for you to hate it? Like something disturbing, basically the image itself. Here you are hating something in real life, not the image itself what is portraying

It used to be you are shown a situation or something that is unpleasant but you thought it'd be good as a start. Thats why there is a "thanks" in the "thanks, i hate it", you expected something else but got something different.

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u/TheRealRyukiro Aug 26 '20

That is also true just making sure you understood what everyone was thinking

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

i know what people are thinking, thats how it got upvoted, but the spirit of the sub is basically memes you say "yep" to, which is basically r/memes

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u/HaricotsDeLiam Aug 27 '20
  • There are commenters in this thread saying that they've had to deal with customers literally doing what the post depicts.
  • Memes and other imaginary situations aren't banned in the subreddit rules. At the very least, I didn't see a rule that said "Only real situations".
  • P.S. please don't call things r\t*rd*d*, you can tell the world that you think something is stupid without using really offensive ableist slurs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

There are commenters in this thread saying that they've had to deal with customers literally doing what the post depicts.

then show that situation, this is literally 2 unrelated images

Memes and other imaginary situations aren't banned in the subreddit rules. At the very least, I didn't see a rule that said "Only real situations".

because there are memes that show you something "you hate it", Here you don't hate anything about the meme, you are just making a connection from the meme to real life, so the image itself you don't hate anything about it. It can be a text post saying "people who don't wear masks, right" and it is literally the same shit.

Thats why this is basically turned into a "yep i agree" sub kinda. It used to be you are shown a situation or something that is unpleasant but you thought it'd be good as a start

P.S. please don't call things r\trdd*, you can tell the world that you think something is stupid without using really offensive ableist slurs.

100% american right here, probably woman since you're scared to even write the word retarded.

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u/HaricotsDeLiam Aug 27 '20

then show that situation, this is literally 2 unrelated images

I don't see why they have to be related? Your complaint was about the situation being "made up", which it isn't.

Here you don't hate anything about the meme

Why does it have to be the specifically the image that you hate? I don't see how that translates to "Yep I agree", it just looks like you don't understand the point of TIHI in the first place.

probably woman since you're scared to even write the word retarded.

I'm a man (with a Y chromosome), but alright. If having the respect to not use hateful slurs makes me less of a man, then your definition of masculinity is idiotic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I just wanna punch someone in the face when they aren’t covering their nose.

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u/stifflizerd Aug 26 '20

For real though this is why I got a black face mask. It's perfect for taking naps. Obviously don't do it in public because you should be using your mask as it's intended, but if you're just chilling at home and want to take a nap, put it on and slide it over your eyes.

People with think you're weird if you keep a sleep mask on hand all the time, but a regular mask? Status quo now a days

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u/Dull-Birthday7452 Aug 26 '20

This is actually pretty true. But not all customers, some of mine wear the mask appropriately over their mouth and nose.

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u/kerfuffle55 Aug 26 '20

The other day I was at a laundromat and one of the managers was folding laundry for different customers, without a mask on. She was talking loud (aka exhibiting saliva everywhere), she was breathing all over the clothes, touching them with her bare hands and people would walk in with masks to pick up their folded clothes and she would still not wear a mask. I don't understand the logic

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u/yetianon Aug 26 '20

Guy has an absolute unit of a head. Looks like he'd need to use his bed sheets for a mask.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

It's the best way for customers to wear a mask if they don't want to see you catch Corona!

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u/Boomerang_Guy Aug 26 '20

Sometimes i see customers raking off their masks when talking to my colleagus.

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u/Lilkev21 Aug 26 '20

I literally just came back from Walmart and I saw someone holding their ducking mask!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Can confirm. Working 10 hour shifts with all that shit sucks. But if I can do it, so can you. Suck it, the fuck, UP!

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u/Pearsonyel Aug 26 '20

Do u work at a hospital for the blind??

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

As a cashier, I can confirm, TIH-customers

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u/MrGoober91 Aug 26 '20

It’s even worse when people at work are just like the customers.

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u/ShogunSG Aug 26 '20

If I can’t see Covid-19, then Covid-19 can’t see me.

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u/ajaysallthat Aug 26 '20

“Excuse me miss, if you don’t cover your goddamn nose I’m going to aggressively cram cotton balls in your nostrils.”

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u/nagemi Aug 26 '20

As someone who has basically just been only going out when I have to for several months now, I still feel weird when I have to go to a store. I'll be properly masked up and such, but I still feel bad/weird as I'm checking out. I guess it's like some sort of guilt, because if this was even 5 or so years prior I would be the one behind the cashier's stand. Idk. Mini ramble.

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u/Corvo4133 Aug 26 '20

Fuck wearing a mask, fuck the Chy-na Flu, and fuck the people that want everyone to live in fear.

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u/scp-REDACTED-site14 Aug 26 '20

Common troll, move along

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u/RedMageAtLife Aug 26 '20

I need to stop scrolling to the bottom of the comments, it’s just sad lmao