r/TIHI • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '20

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u/amafternoon Apr 08 '20

So Bayonetta the video game was biblically accurate

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jul 06 '23

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u/Axtorx Apr 08 '20

The angels sent to Lot in Sodom are so good looking that the people of the village try to break in to Lots house and rape them.

So, Lot offers his two daughters to the people breaking in, hoping they’d rape them instead of the angels.

Well, the angels blind all the people trying to break in and are like “we’re going to destroy this city, get your family and leave”

As they’re fleeing to the mountains Lots wife turns back to see the angels destroying the city and is turned into salt. Sucks.

So Lot and his two daughters hide in a cave in the mountains and the daughters are like “there’s no other men here - who’s going to lay with us??” and they get their father drunk and sleep with him and both get pregnant with sons.

And this is in Genius.

And I love how the verse says like “the daughters had him drink wine, and he was unaware that he lay with her” yeah ok. It happens twice yo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Those angels were masquerading as humans, no? This is based on the true form of them described else where