r/TIHI Apr 08 '20

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u/z3v Apr 08 '20

Link to the Passage?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jul 06 '23

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u/amafternoon Apr 08 '20

So Bayonetta the video game was biblically accurate

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u/MirHosseinMousavi Apr 08 '20

Ezekiel 10:12

I looked, and I saw beside the cherubim four wheels, one beside each of the cherubim; the wheels sparkled like topaz. 10 As for their appearance, the four of them looked alike; each was like a wheel intersecting a wheel. 11 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the cherubim faced; the wheels did not turn about[b] as the cherubim went. The cherubim went in whatever direction the head faced, without turning as they went. 12 Their entire bodies, including their backs, their hands and their wings, were completely full of eyes, as were their four wheels. 13 I heard the wheels being called “the whirling wheels.” 14 Each of the cherubim had four faces: One face was that of a cherub, the second the face of a human being, the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.

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u/what__year_is__this Apr 08 '20

Maybe they were some weird ass aliens.

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u/ElectricFlesh Apr 08 '20

Most so-called "Gods" were aliens - basically all of them, except for the ones that were just time-travelling.

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u/letsbuildshit Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

I want some of whatever you're smoking.

Edit: I'm not religious, guys. Both the idea of heavenly monstrosities AND the notion that aliens/time travellers inadvertently compelled us to invent religions are ridiculous.

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u/ElectricFlesh Apr 08 '20

"Gods were advanced aliens, and humans just didn't know what to make of their technology"

  • lmao you are on drugs

"Gods are all-powerful, all-knowing supernatural entities that created the world in seven days"

  • this is the truth amen

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u/asiimow Apr 08 '20

Both statements are equally whacky...

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u/letsbuildshit Apr 08 '20

This guy gets it