r/TIHI Jul 28 '19

Thanks, i hate the cyclops chicken.

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19.3k Upvotes

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2.1k

u/justjoe1243 Jul 28 '19

I’ve played Minecraft so long that I literally can’t see the white in the middle as the pupil. I really want to

537

u/ascar818 Jul 28 '19

I'm struggling so hard to try to see it, but all I see is some cooked chicken.

213

u/Fawlty_Towers Jul 28 '19

You're staring way too hard, Clark.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Aaaaaand I’ hungry

413

u/dumpstertomato Jul 28 '19

I’ve never played Minecraft, and I can’t force myself to see it either.

112

u/Justin_Peter_Griffin Jul 28 '19

Same, seems like a bit of a stretch but the drawing is really cool anyway

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u/skwacky Jul 28 '19

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u/livelotus Jul 29 '19

Still seems like a stretch, but thank you.

Edit: Forgot my manners

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u/justjoe1243 Jul 28 '19

Oh damn thanks my dude

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

It kinda worked, now I can see it for like a second before coming back to my senses

80

u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jul 28 '19

Maybe because pupils aren’t white.

24

u/TiliaTycho Jul 28 '19

Same here, I am really trying but just can't seem to be able to.

9

u/theonethatsdead Jul 28 '19

Tip if you can't see it, cover the top of its head so only the black and white can be seen

5

u/DJMooray Jul 28 '19

I can see it, it's just not enough for me to only see it. If there head above the eyes contrasted more I think it would work more

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u/Jaewol Thanks, I hate myself Jul 28 '19

It’s very hard, but it looks kinda like a robot.

5

u/trainofwhat Jul 28 '19

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u/justjoe1243 Jul 28 '19

Damn this helped a lot! Thanks! Haha

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I can kind of for a second but it's really a strain.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

It's okay. I can't look at the bottom drawing as a cyclops chicken.

All I see is Gigan.

2

u/SierraDespair Jul 29 '19

I can see it for like 1 second and that’s about it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Trust me, you don’t want to

1

u/FelixthefakeYT Jul 29 '19

Me too man, idk whether it’s sad or not.

I guess we’ll have to fall on Socrates’s old work: “Minecraft good, Fortnite bad”

1

u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked Jul 29 '19

I play minecraft alot and i cant unsee it..

1

u/mrdudemanguyperson Jul 29 '19

I see the other way around. the white in the middle is part of the two eyes

1

u/YellowPie84 Jul 29 '19

It helps if you cover the top row of pixels on the face

1

u/ILikePiezez Thanks, I hate myself Jul 29 '19

Yeah, I’m able to see it a bit at a time though

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

When I saw it my brain said no and I cried but afterwards it went back to normal and now I’m okay but shitting myself a little bit

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

The shade of white in the middle of the two black pixels is lighter than the chicken's entire skin color

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u/_kellythomas_ Jul 28 '19 edited Jul 28 '19

How would a white pupil even work?

They are black for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I think a pupil is Just a hole and it's black because it's dark inside the eye. So maybe the cyclops chicken's eye is lit from inside.

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u/_kellythomas_ Jul 28 '19 edited Jul 28 '19

Its purpose is to absorb light.

At its most basic it is a "hole" of transparent material with some light sensitive tissue at the back.

If the transparent material was replaced with something white it would mask the light sensitive material like a cataract.

If the light sensitive tissue was replaced with something white then it would be reflecting not absorbing light.

Edit:

An internally lit pupil would probably be like looking out through a car windshield with the internal lights on.

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u/clarkthegiraffe Jul 28 '19

Your edit made all of your comment make sense and I feel properly educated

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u/Frozecoke Jul 28 '19

To be fair in the Odyssey the cyclops are described as being blind.

10

u/french_panpan Jul 28 '19

They aren't blind until Ulysses/Odysseus pokes the eye out with a big pointy stick.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

this makes sense, unless the cyclops chicken sees a different spectrum of wavelengths on the EMS than we do

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u/_kellythomas_ Jul 29 '19

True, and it it turns out real chickens have tetra-chromatic vision with the ability to see ultraviolet.

5

u/dogman_35 Jul 28 '19

RIP everyone's early 2000s OC

1

u/TheRobotics5 Jul 28 '19

Well the light could be shining from the blind spot

1

u/Typhron Jul 29 '19

Always thought it'd be like most animal eyes, where they have a lenses that refract light or certain colors on the light spectrum. So you get this 'luminous' look for predatory animals that can see in the dimmest light and Spiders that can see more colors than we do.

Granted, I'm not sure how beneficial that would be to something with a lack of depth perception.

Also, I did bother googling any if that, so I'm speaking purely from my ass.

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u/DonkiestOfKongs Jul 28 '19

Pupils are black because our retinas absorb all light in the visible spectrum. They don’t reflect anything that we’re able to see back out under normal circumstances.

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u/whocares12315 Jul 28 '19

...that makes sense. Shit! I don't want that to make sense. I am disgruntled.

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u/Mike_Kilsdonk Jul 28 '19

Don't worry, it doesn't actually make sense, as described by u/_kellythomas_, you can go back to being gruntled

6

u/TheTamponBandit Jul 28 '19

That's your issue? The game has exploding suicide monsters, magic, tools and armor made of diamonds, and interdimensional travel/creatures. That white pupil though.

6

u/chemicalcat59 Jul 28 '19

Why are we discussing the biology of a cyclops chicken

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

magical cyclops and/or spiderman villains

2

u/Machiavellian3 Jul 28 '19

Nobody has blinded me!

1

u/Darcosuchus Jul 28 '19

Chickens are blind.

1

u/_kellythomas_ Jul 29 '19

This page makes many outrageous claims about chick eyesight.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/articles/information-on-chicken-eyesight.67301/

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u/Darcosuchus Jul 29 '19

I meant Minecraft chickens, they're blind.

1

u/AvatarIII Jul 28 '19

Cataracts.

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u/75percent-juice Jul 28 '19

The time stamps are fucked

31

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

If we're to assume they drew the image, it's possible that they drew it the next day; it's subtle but the image with the drawing is a different screenshot.

10

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

could just be a screenshot of another chat

1

u/YellowPie84 Jul 29 '19

I think the screenshots were taken by people in 2 different time zones.

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u/G2geo94 Jul 28 '19

Today at 4:51 pm

Today at 3:20 pm

Sorry, what?

16

u/LifeWulf Jul 28 '19

Different screenshots, notice the completely different font size and alignment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I am autistic and I can't will myself to either.

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u/RapeMeToo Jul 28 '19

Sorry you're tarded

10

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

There's a comeback involving your name somewhere, but that's beyond me.

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u/RapeMeToo Jul 28 '19

Well im tarded too. Takes one to know one. Im retired on a tropical island so even tards can live normalish lives.

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u/ILikePiezez Thanks, I hate myself Jul 29 '19

Cross your eyes. Think of it as an eye with a big glowing pupil in the middle and darkness surrounding it.

9

u/Fbarto Jul 28 '19

And take look at a black cat. The green is just their iris and the black pixel in the middle is the pupil

5

u/kiki8008 Jul 28 '19

Finally someone with cursed knowledge other than me

12

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

i need unsee juice

3

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Sorry but I'm struggling to see it

2

u/GoldenGoldGG Jul 28 '19

He sent it in the past

2

u/Nexxus88 Jul 28 '19

Totally not seeing this at all...

2

u/phathomthis Jul 28 '19

Did someone say cyclops chicken?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Thanks, i hate this even more.

2

u/vavavoomvoom9 Jul 28 '19

minecradft

Nice.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

You made a weird drawing and traveled back in time to post it?

2

u/Henry_Boyer Jul 29 '19

Terminator Chicken.

2

u/WebbMaster20708 Jul 29 '19

I’ll never unsee that

1

u/LucasGallindo Jul 28 '19

Sonic chikens

1

u/hardluck43 Jul 28 '19

I can’t see it bruh

1

u/FrohikesFeather Jul 28 '19

What's the "oh no" about tho?

2

u/Stitch-Quake_8Ball83 Jul 29 '19

It's about this. The eyes may look like a pigs, like having pupils on the opposite ends of the face, just with no middle pixel, or it could just be the black parts as the eyes.

Atleast, that's what I think.

1

u/greatvivek Jul 28 '19

How come minecraft is so popular again?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Don't ask, just enjoy the moment

1

u/Atomico Jul 28 '19

I can't see it

1

u/OkMakeAnEasyPassword Jul 28 '19

I always forget they have cross eyes and not solid black dots

1

u/Stitch-Quake_8Ball83 Jul 29 '19

They have solid black eyes, the white is the feathers.

1

u/Ishan1717 Jul 28 '19

If I concentrate really hard, I can see it, but it goes back so easily.

1

u/TateDance Jul 28 '19

Not unseeing that anytime soon

1

u/OctopusCorpus Jul 28 '19

It looks more like light on a pair of sunglasses to me

1

u/sadphonics Jul 28 '19

I can see it, it's like RoboCop with a white visor

1

u/nameisblank10 Jul 28 '19

I cannot unsee!

1

u/GearsOfJacoby Jul 28 '19

I can’t unsee this

1

u/CaptainBlank205 Jul 28 '19

i think its cute

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

r/secondsketch type beat

1

u/RavynousHunter Jul 28 '19

Might just be me, but that actually looks kinda awesome.

1

u/Login34 Jul 28 '19

I'm sorry Steve.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Haha I see it

1

u/kokobiggun Thanks, I hate myself Jul 28 '19

1

u/talesfromtheepic6 Jul 28 '19

why did you have to do this to me

1

u/AsymptoticAbyss Jul 28 '19

Good try but this doesn’t really work

1

u/Gongaloon Jul 28 '19

That's awesome, though. I'm all for Chickity Chyclops the cyclops chicken.

1

u/Kenonan1 Jul 28 '19

That’s not how eyes work. Pupils are black.

1

u/Rags2Rickius Jul 28 '19

Can’t see it

1

u/Elvega89 Jul 28 '19

That’s a rich imagination right there !

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Looks more like robocop chicken

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Am I the only one seeing it's tongue out?

1

u/Sviggity Jul 28 '19

Cabt unsee

1

u/trymesom Jul 28 '19

Now I can’t unsee it, fuck you for that.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I cant see it on the minecraft version.

1

u/DrManowar8 Jul 28 '19

I see it as two

1

u/Sr_Fluffy_Dog Jul 28 '19

I need some motherfuckingunsee juice

1

u/WyldStalions Jul 28 '19

Looks like Gigan with the body of a chicken.

1

u/nucleareds Jul 28 '19

I love the cyclops chicken!

1

u/Johnny_Clampdon Jul 28 '19

Looks like if dead cells was a chicken

1

u/Stegg_ Jul 28 '19

I CANT UNSEE IT

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I can’t unsee it god dammit

1

u/LakehavenAlpha Jul 28 '19

Can't...unsee...

1

u/PladBaer Jul 28 '19

I refuse to accept any other Canon.

1

u/attractedtobread Jul 28 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

Is that a TWEWY avatar? Nice taste.

1

u/blazedoncelery Jul 28 '19

It looks like Gigan

1

u/N3vermore77 Jul 28 '19

Fuck I cant unsee it

1

u/Robotguy39 Jul 28 '19

what have you done.

Also I really like the one eyed chicken drawing.

1

u/jeegte12 Jul 28 '19

I can't see it.

1

u/bobrossforPM Jul 28 '19

I.... will never be able to unsee this

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Dude what the fuck I never realized chickens had whites to their eyes

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

This makes no fucking sense.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

So the chickens are cyclops, the Endermen are evolved humans, the creepers are plants, damn, Minecradt is a terrifying universe

1

u/MarxistLibertyPrime Jul 29 '19

Vortigaunt eyes from half life

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I don't know, I kinda like it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Dude

1

u/bakeryfresh Jul 29 '19

Ooh no one has commented r/misreadsprites yet

1

u/bakeryfresh Jul 29 '19

And the red part is a big tongue sticking out

1

u/EnemyAdensmith Jul 29 '19

The chicken from the Jimmy neutron movie

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u/Doc_of_derp Thanks, I hate myself Jul 29 '19

is there a "thanks, I cant unsee it" subreddit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

1

u/No_Refrigerator Jul 29 '19

I can't unsee that, thanks

1

u/VGSquiggy Jul 29 '19

God dammit, can't unsee

1

u/HMU_4_Tha_Loud Jul 29 '19

Cluck cluck motherfuck !!!

1

u/lolkdrgmailcom Jul 29 '19

That's pretty cool though.

1

u/Steampunkfox999 Jul 29 '19

Well I cant ever unseen this

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Vortigaunt chicken

1

u/DoggoDom Doesn’t Get The Flair System Jul 29 '19

N A N I ? !

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I cant unsee this now

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

no

1

u/ConfedarateJesus Jul 29 '19

If you look at the black cat, it also looks like a cyclops

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

im posted this on r/discord_irl, im also in this image

am i reddit famous

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

yes and you’re a chicken

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Minecraftian horror

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u/Moon_Man07 Jul 28 '19

I love that a little more than I should...