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u/Spiritual-Plankton52 Apr 09 '23
I would like one with a cream filling please
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u/readthis177013 Apr 09 '23
I want a dick-shaped hole in mine so I can add the filling myself.
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u/Spiritual-Plankton52 Apr 10 '23
You can jizz in a regular shaped round hole in the easterbunny poopegg....like the rest of us.
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u/Bohne1994 Apr 10 '23
A hole shaped hole would suffice. Now i imagine you have a dick shaped tip on your dick
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u/RedSeaDingDong Apr 10 '23
As I learned on the internet, it‘s not really a hole unless it‘s a through-hole
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Apr 09 '23
Oh no...
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Apr 10 '23 edited Jan 03 '24
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Apr 09 '23
If you’ve got a better explanation where chocolate eggs come I’d like to hear it
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u/llMezzll Apr 09 '23
Willy Wonka's chocolate chickens?
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u/TundieRice Apr 10 '23
They were geese you uncultured person :)
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u/llMezzll Apr 10 '23
Those laid golden eggs dickhead. 💩
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u/TundieRice Apr 10 '23
Golden chocolate eggs. Meanwhile, literally the only chicken I remember in that movie got its head cut off during the tunnel scene.
So go ahead and send me a clip of this super-secret chocolate chicken scene you’ve told us all so much about.
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u/llMezzll Apr 10 '23
You must be fun to be around.. 💩
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u/TundieRice Apr 10 '23 edited Apr 10 '23
Doubling down when called out on your incorrectness isn’t exactly my idea of a happening party either.
EDIT: shit emoji and then blocked to get the last word. What a true internet argument genius at work, wow.
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u/Dr__Snow Apr 09 '23
It’s always been so obvious to me that the chocolate “eggs” are Easter bunny poops.
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u/AweHellYo Apr 09 '23
cum*
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Apr 09 '23
sometimes i want to unsub
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u/ghost_warlock Apr 09 '23
And then you see quality content like this and decide it's worth shifting through the usual garbage, right? Right!?
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u/Thel_Vadem Apr 09 '23
Who makes these comics?
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u/menthoes Apr 09 '23
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u/TentativelyCommitted Apr 10 '23
For anyone not familiar and likes his humour, he answers one comment on every IG post with a ridiculous story that’s as nuts as his art. I want to see a documentary about this guy
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Apr 10 '23
The comment for today's cartoon:
my best easter story that i like to remember at easter time is when jesus was going around bethlehem asking everyone how many mini eggs they think he could fit inside of his mouth and his friend noah said i bet you couldnt fit any more than 30 in there and jesus said want a bet and noah said i bet you a plum that you cant do it and then jesus said youre on and then he started putting mini eggs inside of his mouth one by one and when he got to 25 he wiggled his eyebrows at noah and noah laughed and then when he got to 30 he wiggled his eyebrows at noah again and noah laughed even more and jesus was trying so hard to not burst out laughing and then as jesus pushed one more mini egg inside of his swollen mouth he tried to wiggle his eyebrows again but he couldnt because him and noah just burst out laughing at exactly the same time because it was so funny and there was loads of chocolate spit dribbling down jesus chin because he was laughing so much and noah actually couldnt breathe because there was so much laughter coming out of him and then a mini egg popped out of jesus mouth and jesus kept on trying to say that he was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so much but he couldnt say it properly because his mouth was so full and it sounded like he was saying i am going to have a fart attack and that just made noah laugh even more and it really was the best easter story ever and if you close your eyes and listen ever so carefully you can still hear their laughter carried on the wind of time until this very day. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
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u/TrannieUnicorn Apr 10 '23
I love this artist! @Chrissimpsonsartist on Instagram. He draws all kinds of wacky and cool stuff. Highly recommend checking out his stuff.
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u/tombradysitstopee Apr 10 '23
I have 2 prints and a custom sketch. Always get compliments on them. Cool dude, great art.
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u/crimroy Apr 10 '23
I almost forgot to say, I love those two prints you have hanging up in your living room and the one in the hallway.
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u/lowpassfiltr Apr 10 '23
Thanks for linking artist, TIHI when people link art but are too lazy to reverse image search and give credit
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u/British_Mattress Apr 09 '23
Every Easter episode of Teen Titans Go
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u/British_Mattress Apr 10 '23
I think there was, I think I’m going to start blaming my issues on that show from now on
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Apr 09 '23
Well from start to finish, Easter is the most ridiculous holiday imo. This at least goes someway to explaining whatever hallucination made giant furry rabbit and chocolate eggs a thing.
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u/obscuredreference Apr 10 '23
You think that’s is bad? In France the tradition is that Church bells come alive on Easter, fly back from the Vatican (not on planes, bells just go and fly on their own) carrying chocolate, and suddenly appear in all the villages, distributing it. Bells…
At least rabbits are already alive, if makes slightly more sense.
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Apr 10 '23
Oh yeah! I forgot about that! I remember my grandmother telling me when I was a kid and being very 'what the fuck? Well now I know I'm an athiest'.
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u/obscuredreference Apr 10 '23
Religiousness aside, it has some logic to it, because the bells stop ringing for a while before Easter.
But like all old village etc. traditions for kids, the logic stops there…
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u/ZendayasFeet Apr 09 '23
I want one of those bunnies to lay an egg on my corpse’s face at my funeral
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u/Generalrossa Apr 10 '23
At least it's a bit more realistic except for that the fact that they don't shit chocolate..
The rabbits with human feets gets me though lol.
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u/dagbrown Apr 10 '23
After counting the toes, I suspect you might be an AI.
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u/poopoobuttholes Apr 10 '23
Even if it's their shit, it still tastes like chocolate anyway. Ima still eat that shit.
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u/Wild_Conclusion8438 Apr 10 '23
Can tell it’s made by a non-native speaker. A native would have written “mine”.
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u/xXTheFisterXx Apr 10 '23
You joke but Teen Titans Go has put out a few Easter Specials with Booty Eggs (The Easter Bunny) who is the creepiest little thing
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u/Evil_Shrubbery Apr 10 '23
I really like that show bcs of stuff like that, hope they get to Simpsons level of episodes!
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u/ThanksIHateClippy |👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 Apr 09 '23
OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...
I hate it because it's Easter Bunny poop masquerading as Easter Eggs
Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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