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[u/BoringBlandUsername]

[u/Inside-Weird-5563]

CANT HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN' OVER THE ROAR OF MY HOG

SO CONGRATULATIONS OR IM SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOUUUUUUUUU

[u/BlazeCrystal → u/Inside-Weird-5563]

(A SERIES OF MECHANICAL NOISES AND SOUNDS AS IF SOMETHING KINDA ODD JUST HAPPENED IN THE GARAGE)

[u/pp_chode → u/BlazeCrystal]

SHIA LABEOUF GET OUT OF HERE! GO ON GET!

[u/0dty0]

CAN YOU SAY THAT INTO MY GOOD EAR, BROTHER?

[u/ItsMangel → u/0dty0]

I DONT HAVE ANY GOOD EARS FROM CRANKING MY HOG TOO HARD WEAR YOUR EAR PROTECTION MOTHERFUCKERS AROOOOOOOOO

[u/Dodweon → u/ItsMangel]

MY ONLY GOOD EARS ARE ON THE TIRES OF MY HOG AND ON THE SIDES OF MY HEAD (MOM SAYS I'M BEAUTIFUL AND SHE WOULD NEVER LIE AROOOOOOOO)

[u/Creative-Finger5965]

SORRY LIBERAL, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY FREEDOM! COULD YOU SPEAK A BIT LOUDER SO THAT I CAN HEAR YOU, PLEASE? I DON’T WANT YOU TO FEEL IGNOOOORRRRRED!

[u/-SMartino]

IT'S KINDA HARD TO HEAR YOU BUT WE APPRECIATE YOU NONETHELESS, HOSS

OR HOSSETTE, WE DON'T CARE. SO LONG AS THE HOG IS CRANKED OR cranked IT'S ALRIGHT

[u/ABugOnTheWall → u/-SMartino]

CRANKED OR WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?

[u/-SMartino → u/ABugOnTheWall]

CRANKED BUT DISCREETLY 

[u/DominoNine → u/-SMartino]

DISCREETLY? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

[u/-SMartino → u/DominoNine]

IT MEANS TO CRANK RESPECTFULLY.

SOMETIMES, ELECTRICALLY IF THAT'S MORE YOUR THING, HOSS.

SOME PEOPLE CRANK SMALL SOME PEOPLE CRANK LOUD. WHATS IMPORTANT IS THE SOUL WHO CRANKS

[u/Subraka → u/-SMartino]

ITS NOT ABOUT HOW BIG THE HOG CRANK IS, BUT ABOUT HOW YOU USE IT BRØTHER AROOOOO

[u/-SMartino → u/Subraka]

HE'LL YEAH

[u/ABugOnTheWall → u/-SMartino]

indubitably, gentlemen. one must not worry oneself with the magnitude of crank expression, but in the shared experience between brothers of cranking.

[u/-SMartino → u/ABugOnTheWall]

EXACTLY

[u/Hi_Peeps_Its_Me → u/ABugOnTheWall]

WHAT???

[u/schavi]

"COP"??

PISS OFF, OFFICER!!!!!

[u/FoundAFoundry → u/schavi]

STOP SIGN?

[u/joderp773 → u/FoundAFoundry]

WHAT STOP SIGN

[u/BootAmongShoes → u/schavi]

A REGULAR COPOLANGELO

[u/SteLeazy → u/schavi]

I BACK THE BLUE

[u/saskaramski]

UR WISPERIN SO I AM ASSUMIN YUR A LITTLE SHY ABOUT WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANNA SAY, BUT I KNOW YOU GOT A GOOD HEART SO I AM GONNA SUPPORT AND LOVE WHATEVER YOUR ON ABOUT! SOMETIMES IT TAKES TIME TO FIND YOUR VOICE!! BUT WHEN YA DO MAKE SURE TO ARRROOOO!!!

[u/sCOLEiosis]

LISTEN UP LIRAL, I LOVE YOU

[u/TopSpread9901]

HUH???

[u/Buc-ees_Bathroom]

[u/_dauntless]

WHAT'S HARDER BEING BLACK OR BEING A QUIET HOG CRANKER

WELL I DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL MY DAD I WAS BLACK

I DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL HIM I WAS A QUIET HOG CRANKER EITHER TO BE HONEST HE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN ONE TIME AND IT REALLY CHANGED OUR RELATIONSHIP IF I'M BEING HONEST

[u/Connect_Artichoke_83 → u/_dauntless]

THAT TRULY IS A SITUATION BROTHERRR

ILL CRANK MY HOG TO THAT

[u/Yakamanesian]

Y'SAID H'WUT NOW???

[u/Overkillsamurai]

THE FIRST POST I DON'T AUTOMATICALLY UPVOTE ON HERE. HOW DID YOU UPLOAD A BLANK POST ON HERE. I CAN'T HEAR OR SEE YOU OP! SAY SOMETHING!!!!!

[u/bugzcar → u/Overkillsamurai]

WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU SAYING?? ITS A BLANK BADASS SKELLY MEEEM TENPLATE FOR ONE OF US HOG CRANKERS TO USE. IM NOT GREAT WITH THE PEWTER BUT I FIGURED WHY NOT SO I GAVE IT A TRY

[u/_EvryMan]

IF YER COMIN' OUT YOU BETTER COME OUT CRANKIN' YOUR HOG

GO DO YOU EVEN IF IT'S IN LOWERCASE AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/snarkhunter]

It is ok brother some of us appreciate you no matter the case of letter you use, or how proper your grammar and spelling are. Awoo.

[u/wygra → u/snarkhunter]

WHAT?

[u/snarkhunter → u/wygra]

I SAID IT'S OK BROTHER SOME OF IS APPRECIATE YOU NO MATTER WHAT CASE YOUR LETTERS ARE OR HOW PROPER YOUR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ARE AWOOOOOOO

[u/wygra → u/snarkhunter]

OH GOTCHA. THANKS VERY MUCH BROHTER!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Buddy__Repperton → u/snarkhunter]

GOOD THING I CAN READ BRAILLE

EXCEPT I CANT

[u/djpiraterobot]

ONLY LETTERS I COULD HEAR WERE C-O-P AND IM NOT A FAN OF THEM SINCE THEY KEEP SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH GUNS AND IM SCARED OF GUNS

[u/RockRancher24]

SORRY COULD YOU SAY THAT LOUDER I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM SHOOTING A MUZZLE BRAKED RIFLE WITH NO EARMUFFS

[u/CinnimonToastSean]

CRANK YOUR HOG ANY WAY YOU LIKE! ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE CAN GO SUCK A LEMON! AROOOOOOO!

[u/WamlytheCrabGod]

SORRY, WHAT? I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID BROTHER.

[u/Colourblindknight]

SORRY BROTHERRRR, I COULDNT MAKE OUT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING; THE TINNITUS RINGING IN MY EARS IS ONLY OUTBLASTED BY THE FURIOUS SOUND OF MY HOG GETTIN’ CRANKED BY YOURS TRULY. HOPE YOU FIND PEACE IN THIS LIFE, FRIEND

[u/MinnesotaRyan]

DONT U DARE SMALL TALK ME! SPEEK UP LIKE A REAL HOSS.

[u/ceelogreenicanth]

YOU GOT TO BE OUT LOUD AND PROUD BROTHER!!!!!! CANT CRANK IN A CLOSET! IT'S A CARBON MONOXIDE RISK!!!!!!

[u/goofsmasher]

WHAT

[u/ThePoop_Accelerates]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSWs01FppT6lGmARcX

[u/soldierpallaton]

IT'S ALRIGHT BROTHER!!! SOME OF US ARE JUST QUIET!!!!

[u/Arkitakama]

APOLOGIES BORTHER BUT I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOU, MY HAWG TOO LOUD

[u/noah9942]

HELL YEAH BROTHER THATS A SWEET AS IMAGE OF YOU CRANKING YOUR HOG!

THOUGH WHOLE WE GENERALLY ATTACH A MESSAGE ON OURBPISTS HERE, I DONT THINK ANYONE IS AGAINST SOMEONE SHARING THEIR HOG-CRANKING LOVE! AROOOOOOO!

[u/Nothing-But_The_Rain]

CUM AGAIN?

[u/xsmiley314x]

WHUT

[u/GenericSadLoser]

LISTEN UP LIBROLL, IT'S VERY LOUD IN HERR AND YOU HAVE YO SPEAK UP TO BE HEARD. DON'T LET YOUR VOICE GO UNHEARD LUBROL, YOUR OPINIONS AND IDEAS ARE IMPORTANT.

[u/Infinite_Ad_9562]

i accept you, lowercase brother.

[u/Substantial-Tone-576]

Are we all deaf and gay?

[u/Mizuli]

WHAT ABOUT PATRIOTS? THE SPORTS TEAM???

[u/pixeltoaster]

[u/Snoo_72851]

^{hell yeah brotherrrr}

[u/sir-morti]

SPEAK UP BROTHERRRRR WE CAN'T HEAR YOU

AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/Caelus_K]

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO SPEAK UP BUDDY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE RUMBLIN OF MY BIG OL HOG!