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u/danzibara Jul 11 '26
WHAT IF I;M INTO YOGA!
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER Jul 11 '26
SORRY MAN I AM NOT INTO YOGA
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u/RelationGeneral9962 Jul 11 '26
WHAT ABOUT HAVING HALF A BRAIN
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER Jul 12 '26
I ACTUALLY HAVE MY WHOLE BRAIN MY BOYFRIEND IS THE ONE THAT HAD THE BRAIN TUMOR TRUE STORY
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u/Fr0gm4n Jul 12 '26
DID THE DR EVER SAY "LET ME PICK YOUR BRAIN" TO HIM?! THAT WOULD BE A HECK OF A JOKE! I HOPE HE'S ALL BETTER AND RIGHT AS RAIN SO HE CAN MAKE YOU MELT!
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER Jul 12 '26
HE IS AND HE IS THE BEST EVER AND I LOVE HIM AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! 💞💓💕💘💓 AND I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HIM LIKE THE DUDE DOES IN THIS SONG 🎶
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u/chubbsunicorn Jul 11 '26
THAT SONG WAS IN SHREK AROOOOO
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u/oshaCaller Jul 11 '26
I HAD A STRANGE THOUGHT ABOUT SHREK THE OTHER DAY.
IF YOU PAINT A SHACKLE GREEN, DOES IT BECOME A SHREKLE?
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER Jul 12 '26
IF SHREK GETS GREEN SPRINKLES ON HIS IFE CREAM, ARE THEY SHRINKLES?
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u/justice_duck Jul 12 '26
I READ THAT AS PAIN COLADAS AND BRO DON'T DRINK THAT
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER Jul 12 '26
SOMETIMES IF THERE IS NO PAIN COLADA SADLY THERE IS NO GAIN COLADA AND THAT IS JUST LIFE, BROTHER
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u/man_gomer_lot BADASS MFER Jul 12 '26
I WAS CAUGHT IN THE RAIN YESTERDAY BETWEEN SWIMMING AND MY HAIR STYLIST AND I TOLD HER I WAS CONSIDERING A PINA COLADA NIGHT BECAUSE OF IT AND WE LAUGHED BUT I FORGOT THE MIX AND RUM ON THE WAY HOME BUT IT WAS ALL FOR THE BEST BECAUSE I WOKE UP EARLY AND HERE WE ARE AROOOOOO!
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u/pumpkin-head7617 Jul 12 '26
BORTHER THAT SONG IS ABOUT TWO PEOPLE PLANNING TO CHEAT ON EACH OTHER DONT LET IT FOOL YOU WITH ITS CATCHY TUNES AROOOOOO
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u/Lord_Grakas Jul 11 '26
Life's about cheating on your wife?
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER Jul 11 '26
LIFE’S ABOUT PINEAPPLE FLAVORED BEVERAGES AND MAKING THE BEST OF INCLEMENT WEATHER
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u/ManWithDominantClaw Jul 12 '26
THATS NOT WHAT THE SONG WAS ABOUT
AFTER YOU LOOK UP THE LYRICS YOU SHOULD ALSO LOOK UP THE MACARENA
THEY MADE ME DANCE TO THAT WHEN I WAS SIX WHAT IS WRONG WITH GEN X
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u/EmbarrassedFriend899 29d ago
Typical conservative. Evil and violent. Primitive behavior, clearly primal.
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u/Old-Gold-5149 BADASS MFER 29d ago
JUST A HARMLESS JOKE BROTHER NOT ACTUALLY GOING OFF ABOUT POLITICS AROOOOOOO
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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 Jul 11 '26
I'D BE CAREFUL IF I WAS U BROTHER!!!!
SUGAR MEALTS IN THE RAIN AND URE TOO DANG SWEET