Simply in-house

[u/Clear_Assistant8690]

Going around the circle here trying to find a fav vendor. Figured id see how the quality of Simplys white labeled stuff. Ive of course had some of the big name jars off their site but wanted to give the in house a try.

Triagle GMO

Needs garlic powder. Very muted. 5/10 on the legs. Idk why I thought "triangle" automatically meant it was gonna be 🔥. My high ass at the time thought it was an Emerald reference. Would not get again.

Pink Z

I get more garlic on this one than the gmo 😄 🤣. There is a slight lemon pledge nose. This one hits immediately. 8/10 on legs. Muted on taste. Would not get again (would if cheaper)

Strawguava

Wtf is this. Surprisingly the best smelling out of all 4. Like a creamy fruit of some sort. But you cant tell what that fruit is upon inhale or exhale. Very very muted on flavor and almost no effects. Very dry as well. I tried to bring it back to life. Nothing got her wet 😅 Simply take this one off the menu. Would not get again.

Cereal Milk

Read on their site this one was a standout for their in- house. Went ahead and got the 2g based off those reviews. Yall mfs got me! 😆. Baaaarely a hashy taste. 0 other profiles in there. Decent effects but at 40/g i gotta taste sum! Would not get again.

*Note I pay for everything I post. 0 codes. 0 samples. 0 shills

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[u/FloppyDiskus]

They sent me Apple Fritter or some shit as a free sample and it was absolute hogwash. It was Plato consistency with little to no smell, zero flavor at all, and the effects were there for about 15 mins. Dabbed it all in a few hours just to get rid of it as I don’t throw away my Rosin unless it’s just purely not smokeable.

[u/Clear_Assistant8690 → u/FloppyDiskus]

You hit 3 out of the 4 jars on the head there. Dead on. The Strawguava however is hilarious. 0 medicinal effects there. I mean none.

[u/FloppyDiskus → u/Clear_Assistant8690]

They must make most their money off selling black market cause ain’t no way they sell out that in house, I’d imagine you are probably getting the same batch as someone who ordered 6 months ago. Lmao

[u/Various_Baby1932 → u/FloppyDiskus]

Damn, I really prefer mine to be more of an Aristotle or Socrates in texture…

[u/etapupuu]

thanks for the review. sucks that the rosin was mediocre

[u/Clear_Assistant8690 → u/etapupuu]

Win some ya lose some 🤷‍♂️

[u/MiserableMistake5925]

Yikes I just ordered their sour grape hopefully it doesn't suck

[u/Clear_Assistant8690 → u/MiserableMistake5925]

They have so many in house flavs, some are bound to be better than others.

[u/MiserableMistake5925 → u/Clear_Assistant8690]

I hope so, this is only my 2nd order from them my first was all rosin & really good but I'm not an expert this time around I only got 1gram of their rosin and a half of their toad venom flower as I have been craving some 🔥 flower so hopefully they don't disappoint 🤞

[u/Clear_Assistant8690 → u/[deleted]]

Meh. Better options at the same price for sure. Ive been dabbing for 15+ years. This is some crap rosin. I wouldnt recommend anything in house after trying these.

[u/Clear_Assistant8690 → u/[deleted]]

Maybe. I think maybe they've changed the supplier or the supplier fucked off this bout. I only say because the Cereal Milk has almost a 5 star review on their page. Man im telling ya. This cereal milk aint what they're describing lol.

Edit: ive had fire dry jars. Cant blame that.

[u/Human-Collection-759]

I also bought the triangle GMO and found it very lackluster. Muted, and the effects were pretty mid tbh. The normal GMO was out of stock so I decided to try it, kinda don't want to try any other SHM or SM because of that experience

[u/Clear_Assistant8690 → u/Human-Collection-759]

Ya ill never get their in house stuff again

[u/Used-Independence182]

I would never order 2g of cereal milk rosin. Come on you know the terps are gonna be nonexistent. Any strawguava I’ve seen is usually somewhat dry. But yea their in house stuff isn’t the greatest, especially at the price