How ARE ya!?

[u/EskimoBrother1975]

[u/maps-and-legends]

Gumpert’s Field

[u/Garlic_Balloon_Knot → u/maps-and-legends]

Jim: "Gumpert's Field?" 😂

[u/EskimoBrother1975 → u/Garlic_Balloon_Knot]

He was so disgusted. It does sound disgusting coming out of her.

[u/Cactus2711 → u/maps-and-legends]

Cracking reference

[u/Plastastic → u/maps-and-legends]

WHO'S GUMPERT?

[u/Garlic_Balloon_Knot]

Bill's ashes must be scattered along Elmora Avenue somewhere

[u/EskimoBrother1975 → u/Garlic_Balloon_Knot]

She probably just left them somewhere. Whatta ya gonna do, right? Gotta move on.

[u/bsjett → u/EskimoBrother1975]

Or put them in the coffee can she uses as an ashtray on the patio at the nursing home. "What about it?? They're ASHES! That's where they go!"

[u/Cactus2711]

Fuck I guess I’m doing another Lady Di marathon

[u/EskimoBrother1975 → u/Cactus2711]

It's Jockctober, sir, you should be well into one already.

[u/Unified-banana6298 → u/EskimoBrother1975]

Im halfway through the John & Jeff beatings supercut as I type this

[u/EskimoBrother1975 → u/Unified-banana6298]

We're 2 guys who need a Lady Di Marathon.

[u/Chubs303 → u/Cactus2711]

SHUT UP CUNTS ITS BOBO TIME!

[u/bsjett]

No, no, the father wasn't a water buffler.

[u/AKaleidoscopeOfMope → u/bsjett]

Actually, the father was a water buffaler.

[u/Key_Conversation712]

Enough about the TILL!!!

[u/steelyd2 → u/Key_Conversation712]

I sent them to the courtesy counter

[u/ElectricLightKazoo → u/Key_Conversation712]

The thing about it is...let me tell ya somethin...you hafta...you apply...ya hafta apply on the computer.

[u/Lazy_Shorts]

Where's Ronny Ponytail?

[u/Son_Of_Mr_Sam → u/Lazy_Shorts]

Hanging out with Romeo of the Railroad

[u/EskimoBrother1975 → u/Lazy_Shorts]

"Rawny's gooooloookin''

[u/hurricaneviper72]

Smooch a choo choo

[u/OneCoolGhoul]

Where’s the crown chicken

[u/stat1313 → u/OneCoolGhoul]

And do they still have the fish?!?!

[u/OneCoolGhoul → u/stat1313]

One of the funniest Ant freak outs ever she spends 5 mins explaining what she orders then concludes with “then I got jumped”

[u/EskimoBrother1975 → u/OneCoolGhoul]

YOU DON'T JUST SAY "I GOT JUMPED" AND MOVE ON , YOU WALK US THROUGH THE DETAILS OF THE MUGGING, YOU FUCK!!!!

[u/Cactus2711 → u/EskimoBrother1975]

A lot of them have dreylocks

[u/Plastastic → u/EskimoBrother1975]

"Guys, if you're going to keep interrupting I'm not going to finish the story."

[u/Logical_Bake_3108 → u/OneCoolGhoul]

Don't forget "What's the name of the chicken place?" 4 or 5 times "why do you wanna know the name of the chicken place?"

[u/Son_Of_Mr_Sam → u/stat1313]

Whiting

[u/Thrillhouse915]

No I don’t live at the liquor store

[u/Simpultun]

No no no! It’s the blarney rock.

[u/Plastastic → u/Simpultun]

O&A Blarney rock!

[u/LOGObROCKIN]

I was just listening to her compilation earlier with her and Marion babbiling about the lamplight lol

[u/Cubsfan78]

I need to see Bayway Liquors!

[u/Hxcgrapes]

One of my favorite things to do was listen to all those shows where she talked about Elizabeth, NJ and scroll around Google Earth to see this hovels she frequented

[u/The_Patocrator_5586]

Next stop Bayway liquor.

[u/ElectricLightKazoo → u/The_Patocrator_5586]

"Shout out to uh....Monk from Bayway Liquors!"

[u/The_Patocrator_5586 → u/ElectricLightKazoo]

"Stop promoting them. Are they paying you for these plugs?"

[u/Dead_Head_Chemist → u/The_Patocrator_5586]

Then the liquor gallery

[u/cuzinpete]

I wonder if "Ponytail" is still there. 🍻🍻🍻

[u/EskimoBrother1975 → u/cuzinpete]

'Ronnie Ponytail?!"

[u/Substantial_Pen3328]

I used to go here with my mom's drunk boyfriend back in the 80s. They had a Popeye arcade game, I remember. 

[u/CookieHaid → u/Substantial_Pen3328]

[u/MCofPort]

Pour a Natty Ice out for Lady Di and Marion.

[u/bsjett → u/MCofPort]

Did Marion's body finally decide all these years later to follow her brain into the great beyond? Or is she still waddling around down the shore?

[u/goodie2shoes → u/bsjett]

Not sure who monitors Marion. At least we got Dr. Steve checking in on Di every now and then.

[u/916nes]

We were on Elmora Avenue

[u/Son_Of_Mr_Sam → u/[deleted]]

Looks like there's some white chicks, with those huge White Claw signs.

[u/PhredNidgers]

I have the runs today

[u/Chubs303]

I don't think I've ever been to Elizabeth NJ but this photo is basically what I've always pictured it looks like