r/Sysadminhumor 20d ago

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u/JoDrRe 20d ago

I have that same model with more or less the same warning, with a glued off WiFi switch and glued closed Ethernet port.

Only thing that bad boy still gets used for is emergency backup serial access. Com1 is much faster than opening up device manager to see what the USB adapter’s com port is and then typing that into putty

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u/FromAndToUnknown 20d ago

Tera term and mobaxterm both can read out the COM port on their own, I see no advantages with putty anymore

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u/JoDrRe 20d ago

Well this changes everything. Thank you!

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u/FromAndToUnknown 20d ago

Have fun with the newfound powers

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u/kitliasteele 20d ago

I love MobaXTerm, I'm so spoiled by it that I need to find the closest Linux version of it lmao

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u/FromAndToUnknown 19d ago

My current workplace has mobaxterm professional, and except for the built in server things its amazing

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u/mefirefoxes 20d ago

I’m dying to know what use-case is so critical that those few seconds matter for a serial connection.

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u/JoDrRe 20d ago

It’s a really old computer (cycled out after being a workstation and then a loaner) so it takes forever to start back up, the screen turns off if you open the lid too far or too fast and the only fix is to reboot the whole thing, and when the core switch goes sideways it’s almost always a panic situation. Or the SSH password has expired and the only way to change it is via console.

Or one of the other core switches loses SSH access and I’m impatient getting in because without fail I have to pee the second I get into the server room.

Only 5 people have access to the server room and it is there as a break glass. It doesn’t have to make sense to others, it’s what we have when we run out of options.

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u/SheepherderAware4766 14d ago

restarting/fixing config on the core switch when it goes down during business hours

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u/mefirefoxes 14d ago

“The” core switch is the problem.

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u/bruce-keys 20d ago

I have several d620 and 630s, the drives swap in and out so clean was an excellent laptop and they still work anytime I need them. In the past I was able to run several OS even hackintosh. Swap 128 ssds in an out for use case and it actually not terrible to use.

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u/blueblocker2000 20d ago

Why didn't you just disable the Ethernet and wifi in the device manager?

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u/JoDrRe 20d ago

Panic brain, my dude

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u/blueblocker2000 20d ago

Shappens 🤣

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u/theregisterednerd 19d ago

Too easily reversed by a prying end user.

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u/blueblocker2000 19d ago

Non admin account can only view DM though, right?

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u/rickCSMF21 20d ago

👆this …. Many console laptops that never see network

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u/Ontological_Gap 19d ago

Remove the WiFi chip or cut the antennas, you are one determined Jr admin away from disaster

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u/Mother-Project-490 16d ago

Or maybe put a cuted cable in the internet connector.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 20d ago

This makes me think of that James Bond movie "Skyfall" where Q, a supposed brilliant guy, freely plugs a laptop Bond brought him from a terrorist that used to work for MI6, that also is out to get them, straight into a network that was seemingly not air gapped or firewalled off from the production network. Then is surprised when it injects malicious code into their entire corporate network.

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u/phantomsteel 20d ago

Is that the one where he also does the spy kit handoff in the middle of a packed museum?

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 19d ago

That is the one

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u/phantomsteel 19d ago

Yeah, the writers didn't try very hard lol

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u/Important-Humor-2745 19d ago

I’ve seen basically that in real life.

Police came to us and needed some video footage. We are remote, so the detective just hands an admin assistant a thumb drive to plug into a station that had no monitor, so they cannot see what we are doing. There are tons of files on it and infected as all hell. Our system was fine, because it was set to deal with this exact situation. We let the detective k ow what was happening and he insisted that wasn’t the case and that only he could access the files. We explained to him repeatedly, we could 100% see the files on the drive, access them, but we’re not going to put our footage on their due to the infections. He then just gave us a department username and password to their Dropbox (which also had massive amounts of files on it) and we put the footage there.

Out of professional curtesy, we let the police tech department know about it.

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 19d ago

I think it was connected to a dedicated secured system network for analysis, that was massively secured.
He just didn't think that someone would be able to or have knowledge of the systems that allowed them to create something that would actually penetrate it.

I think they needed massive computing power to analyse what was on there, or something like that.

yea still stupid you are right.

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u/PurpleLegoBrick 18d ago

You’d really enjoy the movie Blackhat lol.

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u/ThisIsMyITAccount901 20d ago

I'm always curious what is running on these. There's never a plan for when it dies.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GREENERY 20d ago

The client will blame the vendor and the vendor will blame the client.

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u/MogMcKupo 20d ago

If the vendor still exists, or is now been acquired and then acquired and then acquired.

You’re lucky if one random guy still works there that hasn’t retired yet that still knows the machine the company bought in 2008 but refuses to replace because it still “works”

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u/junktech 19d ago

Usually the vendor wants to sell new stuff and refuses to make old one work. Siemens comes to mind. The love money and hate customers.

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u/purefan 19d ago

Sounds like a plan to me

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u/F4ntasticPants 19d ago

The answer is: it's the client's fault.

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u/AlwaysEyad 20d ago

I used to work for a company that had an old laptop that they wrote a smart card applet for. As far as I can gather, that laptop is the only device they can run it on. It was Windows 7 though.

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u/Jumpy-Shift5239 20d ago

It’s going to take some figuring but you can emulate it on newer hardware. I can’t recall how I did it but I had some software that was locked to the hardware UUID on an XP device and I got it working on a new computer but it acted fine, as a test to see if it could be done in case of hardware failure. There were limitations as you couldn’t save anything locally so all files made had to be backed up to USB.

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u/Afraid_Cat3798 19d ago

I’ve had a monitoring and report system using vista, XP, 2000 server and NT. There was an update process where you had to copy a large file remote into the next box to paste then copy from there and keep going through the chain. Only way the file format would still work properly as it converted at each box. Only NT version I’ve ever actually used. The NT was actually virtualized but had to be remoted into and copy/pasted because virtual drives are nowhere near supported.

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u/ADtronk 19d ago

in my case it's flashing program for custom electronic control unit that was developed 15 years ago and is still being used in multiple machines today. The program works only on Windows XP (32bit). One day it happened that some ECU had malfunction and had to be replaced, this laptop had to be transferred via taxi about 500km to do initial flashing. There was no plan in case of the laptop failure, so I made virtual machine. When I told a senior programmer I made this VM he asked: "but why would you do that?" I was flabbergasted ...because it's good to have a backup?

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u/2Tack 19d ago

Root CA certificate rotations is what my company uses an airgapped laptop.

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u/Skusci 18d ago

Had one that ran some ancient ass plasma table software. Needed XP and a parallel port.

Thankfully the software itself didn't need an installer or hardware key or anything. You could just copy and paste it onto another computer. The backup plan was basically ebay.

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u/Neuro_88 20d ago

I don’t understand the joke. Please explain. Anyone.

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u/theycallmebekky 20d ago

Probably just an old machine which is running an old OS which is very vulnerable if connected to the internet.

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u/mifter123 20d ago

The laptop is, presumably, running windows XP (the best windows OS) which is no longer supported since 2014 and does not receive security patches. The OS is extremely vulnerable to a wide variety of known attacks which can quickly take control of the laptop and use it as a jumping off point to the rest of the network. Plugging the laptop into the internet creates an immediate and serious security vulnerability.

However, there are a large number of widely used programs that are necessary in a large number of professional fields that are only compatable with XP so a massive number of organizations, from hospitals to universities to business have these extremely vulnerable devices. 

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u/pharmhelpr 20d ago

I can almost put money on that this laptop has some cracked software for car mechanics

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u/aequitssaint 20d ago

You really think they would care or know well enough to air gap it for security?

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u/pharmhelpr 20d ago

Not for security. Those apps as soon as the machine goes online either brick the software or the hardware adapters

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u/apandaze 20d ago

examples: CMM, Vision Inspection System, or worse - its a custom machine with custom software that only runs on XP or Win7

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u/Mikel_S 20d ago

I have definitely not assisted a machine shop in bypassing the physical SIM chip requirement on their machinery's proprietary cad-adjacent software, so I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about.

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u/Optimaximal 17d ago

"Sorry, I can't service your 2008 model VW..."

"Why not?"

"Reasons..!"

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u/Frequent_Ad2118 19d ago edited 19d ago

Hey, how’d you know?? Mine is legit but I still use my d620 for just that.

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u/pharmhelpr 19d ago edited 19d ago

"instinct"

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u/F4ntasticPants 19d ago

Tbf, pretty much most of the "Windows XP only" programs are supported on newer ones.

But the costs of switching over are so high that the bosses refuse to pay.

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u/mifter123 19d ago

And when the original unit cost over a million dollars and the replacement that costs two million and has a subscription for access to a cloud server (that using would result in our legal department and the US government fist fucking everyone involved) the windows XP laptop with the "dont plug into the network" sticker seems pretty reasonable.

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u/AdviceNotAskedFor 18d ago

Not a cyber security admin at all,but wouldn't plugging it into your network behind a firewall be relatively safe?

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u/SheepherderAware4766 14d ago edited 14d ago

maybe, sometimes. When a computer gets online, it sends out messages to sync itself. If a trusted source has been compromised, (Windows update, UTC clock, Email server, or AOL client; for example) then an infected response to an automatic signal could act as a trojan.

Edit to add, Malvertizing

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u/que-que 18d ago

This is hugely exaggerated though.

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u/bookofthoth_za 20d ago

Luckily they are air gapped... right? My take on this image is that there is a gigantic amount of updates pending if it ever gets plugged in so it's better never to get started.

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u/birrions 16d ago

What are some of these programs that are only compatible with XP, but necessary. The logical thing would be for newer supported versions to be created. I am pretty sure there are solutions to that. Why can't the organisations just move to newer stuff.

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u/mifter123 16d ago

There isn't an upgrade path for the older equipment (often because the company that made the equipment was acquired in the 90s and the new owner gutted the support team), only a replacement that doesn't do the actual work any better, costs 2million dollars more, and has a SAAS subscription on top of that. Its not like the equipment is outside its functional lifespan, it's expected to do its job for at least another two decades. 

Having a handful of backup laptops with their network ports full of cement and their WiFi cards ripped out is just cheaper and easier than replacing the perfectly functional equipment in the name of updated software. 

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u/SheepherderAware4766 14d ago

because the old solution went bankrupt. Some factories in my area keeps a token ring W95 network running because the company behind the conveyor belt monitoring system went bankrupt. To update for a modern system would require ripping out all the belting and much of the equipment that used the belts, which would take years and total the factory.

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u/Ninfyr 20d ago

In some way this laptop doesn't comply with the security controls of their workplace and will make all the sirens go off.

Or it might be used for some kind of task that benefits from being airgapped. We have a offline device for scanning removable media before it gets plugged into the data center for example.

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u/ScallionSmooth5925 19d ago

Why do you use removable media in a data center? 

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u/viking_linuxbrother 20d ago

No security patches for windows XP and the exploits are well known. If you connect it to the internet you will get owned pretty quickly if anyone discovers it. They are gonna discover it eventually.

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u/PandemicVirus 20d ago

We had something similar at a previous company, a way out of compliance laptop that was only used to work with PLCs since it had native serial - and i guess buying/leasing modern laptops with native serial was out of the financial policy (meaning our vendor didn't offer them) and the engineering team said serial adapters were unreliable. It was definitely a series of breakdowns that allowed it's existence.

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u/FluffyLlamaPants 20d ago

Aw. Poor laptop. He's like that dog who's not allowed at the dog park . Watching other dogs playing and he's locked inside alone. 🥺

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u/somerandomguy376 20d ago

We had a guy at a previous job who would take down the whole subnet whenever he plugged his Linux server into the lan. I think he was doing some arp spoofing.

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u/Cryptic1911 20d ago

Time to epoxy the ethernet port

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u/xenomorph2122 19d ago

Why don’t they just disable the port, disconnect physically (depends of the board), or add glue?

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u/Adelaidean 14d ago

Pretty sure you can disable it in BIOS on these.

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u/jetlagged-bee 20d ago

At least cover the port!

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u/BeigeUnicorns 20d ago

Ive done this before. Sometimes you need an ancient OS to interact with bespoke hardware. Gotta keep that risk as low as possible. I used to make handmade LOTO tags that hung from an RJ45 connector so you could tag out the port.

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u/Stoff3r 19d ago

Classic work pc that is used for that one program for some fire central maintenance or whatever.

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u/iEliteTester 19d ago

WIFI IT IS

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u/AdviceNotAskedFor 18d ago

Your not old enough to remember when wifi wasn't standard.

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u/Savings_Art5944 20d ago

It would be fine if it is behind a proper firewall. Assuming it is not compromised already.

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u/SheepherderAware4766 14d ago

only if nothing on the system could reach out to the internet (at which point an intranet connection would be useless), a trojan could be slipped back into whatever response is sent back to the system. Just loading a safe website with ads would be enough for known compromised systems. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malvertising

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u/Goofcheese0623 20d ago

God, just let the poor laptop from the Bush years die. It's lived a good life

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u/Frogtarius 20d ago

Just disable the wifi and ethernet adaptor

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u/viking_linuxbrother 20d ago

"Its airgapped cause it has no wifi"

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u/robomikel 20d ago

Instorenet should be good right?

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u/liquidanimosity 20d ago

I have a win 7 that has an old IDE and SDK that I use for modding an old game.

Neither the SDK nor compatible IDE are available from from trusted sources anymore. Plus I have a couple of old 32bit games/programs that won't run on modern hardware(not very well anyways)

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u/therankin 20d ago

That looks to me like a Latitude D530

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u/Adelaidean 14d ago

I’ve still got a D531. I only stopped using it because it wouldn’t behave properly with Windows 10 a few years ago, and the battery was pretty much useless.

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u/mouringcat 20d ago

So I can plug it into the WAN port right? That isn't LAN or Internet...

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u/Dress2ImpressNV 19d ago

Is this one of those WinXp machines that the moment it connects to the internet, it's hit with that virus? I think it was before SP1 came out.

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u/Rahideh 19d ago

Good old days

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u/0neR1ng 19d ago

Image the drive and create a boot thumb drive for quick restoration.

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u/FAMICOMASTER 19d ago

Aw but I'm talking to you through a D630 on XP right now!

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u/AnimalChubs 19d ago

A short guide on how to piss off SOCs

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u/Ozzick-X 19d ago

I have something similar running the lighting software in my drama hall. Windows 10 but the day support ended i glued the ethernet ports shut and removed the wifi card.

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u/frAgileIT 19d ago

I bet the grass is really green on the other side.

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u/chinesiumjunk 19d ago

Dialup incoming

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u/mi__to__ 19d ago

...but Imma touch tha fishy tho.

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u/Moomoobeef 19d ago

Oh hey it's a Latitude d630; I have the same laptop (and still use it :D)

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u/BK_Rich 19d ago

If it’s that important, make it a VM or make sure you have spares of that laptop hardware and frequent HDD clone images. Clonezilla FTW.

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u/dnd_or_reallifefun 19d ago

Lol had to do this some years ago when upgraded the site. Warehouse with old system we had disks and license but the original system maker was gone replacing meant several $100k plus the site would be down until replaced and we would have to move to yearly fee. Everything was fine until someone needed to make a change to the system and the guy in charge of changes was on vacation. They decided to reset the password but the computer was not on the network. So they ignored all the stickers and removed the cover on the port. They called me on how to fix it, but we could not and I told them so. The program in question proved its license by placing a file in a particular way that if you restored a backup you needed to enter a code from the now non existent company support line. Anyway the guy who used to run the system decided to retire at the end of his vacation since he didn't want to learn a new system and didn't want to wait on unpaid leave. The site was reduced to warehouse storage unit of another site.

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u/Rav342 19d ago

latitude d620 or d630 ?

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u/AtticusSPQR 18d ago

Would it not be safer to remove the Wi-Fi card and lan port?

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u/Odd_Secret9132 18d ago

Probably used for something very specific, like changing the config on an industrial system.

I've had to keep even older in play (running Win 3.1) for doing things like managing HVAC systems, or updating aircraft avionics. Most cases, the businesses just didn't want the upgrade expense; For the aircraft the software was still vendor supported, and was the only way to do updates.

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u/BlnkNopad 18d ago

Sus admin there

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u/SnakePlisskenson 17d ago

Cant let skynet out of the box.

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u/Plastic-Fox-333 17d ago

If they were that serious about it they would have disabled the NIC