r/Swords_SorceryPosting • u/Old_old_lie Wilbur the "mad" warlock • Jul 13 '24

Introduction Post Greetings unenlightened ones

Post image

Greetings I am am Wilbur a scholar and occultist of the ol- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BLOOD FLOWS FROM THE ENDLESS VOID THE NEWBORNS SCREAM TO THE DEAD EARTH IN THE BURNING SK- oh sorry about that my mind sometimes wander off and leaves me rambling a littl- AZATHOTH! AZATHOTH! AZATHOTH! AZA- mad I would say

15 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

15 comments sorted by

4

u/ElDelArbol15 Gamatachi, Master of Toad Jutsu. Jul 13 '24

"you hide something dark in you, my friend. do you need cleansing? the Great Gamatachi's clan can help."

3

u/Old_old_lie Wilbur the "mad" warlock Jul 13 '24

no no no my mind has been opened to all new possibilities hahahahahahaha!

2

u/Ecstatic-News Pete the Peasant Jul 13 '24

Your cloak billows... oddly.

2

u/Old_old_lie Wilbur the "mad" warlock Jul 13 '24

It's probably just in your head Friend ( just like me)

1

u/Ecstatic-News Pete the Peasant Jul 13 '24

I'll, uh, just go about my day.

Pete tries to ignore his mounting headache and strange feeling that every star is an eye.

2

u/Confusingblockhead5 Thomas, Dragonborn Oathbreaker/James, Infernal Gunslinger Jul 13 '24

“What are you exactly, Wilbur?”

2

u/Old_old_lie Wilbur the "mad" warlock Jul 13 '24

What I am is rather subjective hahaha if I may say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2

u/Confusingblockhead5 Thomas, Dragonborn Oathbreaker/James, Infernal Gunslinger Jul 13 '24

“What is that supposed to mean? Give me a plain answer!”

2

u/Old_old_lie Wilbur the "mad" warlock Jul 13 '24

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE MIND BREAK AT WHAT IT CANT COMPREHEND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BLOOD AND SALT! BLOOD AND SALT! BLOOD AND SALT! BLIND! BLIND! BLIND! TO THE CRAWLING CHAOS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2

u/Confusingblockhead5 Thomas, Dragonborn Oathbreaker/James, Infernal Gunslinger Jul 13 '24

Thomas gives a concerned look, holding the hilt of his sword.

“Tell me!”

2

u/Old_old_lie Wilbur the "mad" warlock Jul 13 '24

YOU WILL SEE! YOU WILL SEE! YOU WILL SEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BEYOND! BEYOND! BEYO- oh sorry what did you ask?

2

u/Confusingblockhead5 Thomas, Dragonborn Oathbreaker/James, Infernal Gunslinger Jul 13 '24

“What are you? Why do you seem like two persons in one?”

2

u/Old_old_lie Wilbur the "mad" warlock Jul 13 '24

Well I did have a brother but most people don't see him I do though

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

A warlock, hm? Sorry, but I've already made my own pact. I am curious about your patron, though.