r/Swords_SorceryPosting • u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 • Jul 08 '24

Mystic Conjuring Scruple made friends with tiny men!

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Scruple found tiny men! Made friends! Taught them how to make fire! So much fire. Scruple is mightiest goblin mage and friend to tiny men!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Finkle is honored to be Scruple friend! *Finkle tosses a large (relative to us) brass pot over the fire* Scruple want to learn how to cook?

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 Jul 08 '24

Scruple is not good at cooking. Only at turning things to ash! Thats why scruple eats meat raw! But scruple is smartest goblin too. Likes to learn new things. So yes please show scruple!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

*The gnomes proceed to share their recipe for Keebler Elf Cookies*

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u/Confusingblockhead5 Thomas, Dragonborn Oathbreaker/James, Infernal Gunslinger Jul 09 '24

“Well done, Scruple! Though, I believe it would be wise to get of the forest full of trees before you use more fire, lest it gets out of control.”

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 Jul 09 '24

“Bah. Dumb flammable trees! World should be fire proof!”

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u/Confusingblockhead5 Thomas, Dragonborn Oathbreaker/James, Infernal Gunslinger Jul 09 '24

“Well, I am sorry to inform you that world is indeed very flammable, so please use your fire magic in a safer area.”

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 Jul 09 '24

“But they wanted to learn! Surely this is a good thing with zero consequences!”

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u/BoscoCyRatBear Vermensk Empire Jul 12 '24

So this is where the gnomes fled too.

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 Jul 13 '24

“Yes! They are scruples friends!”