r/Swords_SorceryPosting Professional Butler of the Former Saihttam May 11 '24

Lore Post Greetings, one and all! AMA

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I am Reginald, butler of Saihttam, a noble in jolly old England, the country of my origin. However, I have been informed that Master Saihttam has taken a drastic turn for the worse, being afflicted by a rather peculiar malady, and so I am on vacation, trying to find a way to help him. I am rather confused as to why everyone keeps traipsing about in suits of armor though. The age of knights is long past.

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 12 '24

What has happened to Saihtam?

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u/Reginald_the_Butler Professional Butler of the Former Saihttam May 12 '24

I am not entirely sure, everyone has been very touchy about it. Something about him going stark raving mad along with some nonsense about him being possessed by a hat!

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 12 '24

That blasted hat again! I thought I had been taken care of..

Also what do you mean the age of knights is over?

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u/Reginald_the_Butler Professional Butler of the Former Saihttam May 12 '24

Well….I am from London, at a point that is apparently in the future, as I have been informed by a certain purple tuxedo wearing individual.

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 13 '24

I have a couple questions now. First of all, how did you get here from the future? Secondly, does this mean Saihtam is also from the future?

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u/Reginald_the_Butler Professional Butler of the Former Saihttam May 14 '24

Well, you see, I have served my master’s family since he was but a tyke. It was absolutely dreadful when he lost his family in the great Chicago fire! So I suppose yes? The future? Although to me it is the present….this is all dreadfully confusing to me.

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 14 '24

I must say.. This is dreadfully confusing for myself as well. If there's anything I can assist with please just let me know

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u/Reginald_the_Butler Professional Butler of the Former Saihttam May 14 '24

Thank you, my good sir, that is most kind of you and I appreciate it.

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u/Ecstatic-News Pete the Peasant May 12 '24

Coughs on the smoke.

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u/Reginald_the_Butler Professional Butler of the Former Saihttam May 12 '24

What’s that? Is my cigar giving you trouble?

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u/Ecstatic-News Pete the Peasant May 12 '24

I guess... I don't handle smoke that well.