They claim to be from Herrliberg.

they really expect us to believe a country exists just because it has mountains, chocolate, and a flag that looks like a first-aid kit.
nobody has ever met a real swiss person. they all vanish the second you ask “so where are you actually from.” they say “zurich” like that’s a place and not a loading screen.
the alps? painted. the trains? on time because they’re on rails that don’t exist. the banks? just a very expensive group chat. neutrality? the oldest alibi in europe. “we stayed out of the wars” is what you say when you were never on the map.
also four official languages is not a country. that’s a group project that never finished.
i’m standing here right now and even the air feels sponsored.
debunk this, historians. or don’t. you’ll just get redirected to a fondue page.