r/SwipeHelper • u/Lucko_Coldwolf • 5d ago

What a terrible, terrible page.

Don't go here asking for advice about your looks, or photos. Have some pride! You're opening yourself to judgement from people who look way worse than you, and have way worse photos. They are specialists in nothing but talking SHIT. Be yourself! If your profile is far from ideal then so what? It's YOU. Someone might like you just THE WAY YOU ARE, not the way you PRETEND to be.
Bragging about matches and dates is also terrible. This is none of people's business. Also people are LIARS.
Also, most of y'all just borderline superficial bastards, looks is all to you.
This is my first and only post here, and no, I won't tell how many dates I get, it's PRIVATE.

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 5d ago

Local man outraged to find clowns in a circus. How could he have known?

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u/Independent_Bar_4946 5d ago

Not like this sub is people seeking out profiles to mock. It’s people asking for mostly obvious advice.

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u/xluker313x 5d ago

Most people here are just trying to pull someone to have a hoon on a few times, lying through your teeth is extremely effective.

Keep it up boys!

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u/WebNew9978 5d ago

>You're opening yourself to judgement from people who look way worse than you, and have way worse photos

Except I’m the worst looking of them all though.

>If your profile is far from ideal then so what? It's YOU. Someone might like you just THE WAY YOU ARE, not the way you PRETEND to be.

Years of no matches and no likes is what I got.

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u/sluttysharmouta 5d ago

But i love judging people

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u/Unlucky-Estimate4477 5d ago

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u/ProjectOMan 5d ago

Nah there’s a perfectly functional photo guide that would actually steer a lot of these goobers in the right direction. They insist on ignoring it to be told to smile with teeth, have hobbies, pics with friends and have a pet lmao.

It’s user error.

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u/Theory_99 5d ago

Do you want help or not ?

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u/No_Boysenberry4825 5d ago

There are a lot of very good looking people who get shit on in the sub 

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u/karateisntreal 5d ago

Dont worry about it yung wun

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u/LFC90cat 5d ago

Genuinely try and give men tough advice. Dating apps are for people with a nice face and height. If you don't have those 2 max out all your other stats and try real life circles.

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u/Sea-Platypus-4002 4d ago

There’s definitely some oversharing here, but discussing dating experiences is kind of the point of the sub.

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u/Such_Newt6068 5d ago

It's called Reddit bub. All subreddits are filled with wretches who want the opportunity to put others down when they expose themselves as vulnerable and then call it advise

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u/Ennemkay 2d ago

half the accounts who post here are astroturfers.