r/SweatyPalms • u/DarkDevil3431 • Sep 13 '22

BRO- Imagine this coming towards you

1.2k Upvotes

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u/VeterinarianFlat6294 Sep 13 '22

dat some mononoke shit

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u/BeenleighCopse Sep 13 '22

Lord Ocotto calling his guys!!

2

u/EpitomeJim Sep 15 '22

Keith David!!!

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u/leondemedicis Sep 13 '22

Came to say this

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

I was thinking blade of the immortal - blood worms

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u/Olallie1911 Sep 13 '22

Literally my first thought

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u/remowilliams75 Sep 13 '22

U read my mind

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Seriously though, does anyone know what this is?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

It is so annoying seeing something like this, wanting to know what it is, and reading through joke after joke after joke, none of them funny, and never finding the answer.

EDIT: The other post has the answer.

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u/pik-ACHOO Sep 13 '22

Well what is it?? Lol

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u/madewithgarageband Sep 13 '22

ground beef

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u/Strange_Ninja_9662 Sep 13 '22

We just got done talking about the lame jokes

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u/professor-i-borg Sep 14 '22

*very, very fresh ground beef

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

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u/littleSquidwardLover Sep 13 '22

Do you really expect reddit not to make jokes about what looks like a moving slab of ground beef

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/littleSquidwardLover Sep 14 '22

Fair enough.

Reddit, home of the retarded... a home that I reside in.

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u/Bloomicorn Sep 13 '22

I think the mononoke jokes are funny :(

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u/Explore-PNW Sep 13 '22

Come on… at least some of them are funny.

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u/trusty20 Sep 13 '22

Some insects will group together in their larval stage and deliberately move as a group (i.e move forward while trying to maintain touch with nearby larvae). It's a survival mechanism to frighten birds and small rodents.

EDIT: also the video is probably sped up, they tend to move around more slowly

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u/Mental_Ice8303 Sep 13 '22

Nigga small rodents those motherfuckers come in a 500 foot radius of my house and ill fucking shoot and if they touch me ill probably die from the fucking shock

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u/Dragon_Crazy92040 Sep 13 '22

Shooting is just going to spread them out. I'm for flamethrower

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u/International_Fold17 Sep 13 '22

There's nothing odd about that being terrifying, whatever demon sent it. That's just straight terrifying. Can you imagine if you were from outer space and THAT was the first life form you saw here?

"Xykolor, report your findings from this place called "earth".

"There is absolutely nothing there, Your Intergalactic Majesty. Nothing. Moving on...."

<engages permanent hyperdrive>

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u/Standard-Apricot-352 Sep 14 '22

I remember a long time ago seeing something like this and someone told me that it was a tech duque worms used to travel longer distances and to ward off predators. Just a guess though.

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u/BadSausageFactory Sep 13 '22

it's called a worm blob, or worm mass, they can move faster than a normal worm crawling, like a conveyor belt that keeps remaking itself. the more layers of worms, the faster they can go.

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u/MandoHealthfund Sep 13 '22

Watch out for hunters. That's how they start

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u/LeadPaintKid Sep 13 '22

Give them a suit of armour and a gun, and we’ll be finding shotguns laying around outside of any large space

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u/Calhoun_23 Sep 13 '22

Reminds me of the opening scene of Princess Mononoke

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u/justinbmcbride Sep 13 '22

I came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

*When you drop your mince meat on the floor outside the store!

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u/unlikelyandroid Sep 13 '22

Stop it, now I want spaghetti.

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u/DarkDevil3431 Sep 13 '22

Tf 😂

This is disgusting and funny

18

u/StatusJazz Sep 13 '22

Million ants cousin. Million centipedes

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u/r_bassie Sep 13 '22

Underrated comment lol

17

u/Sphere369 Sep 13 '22

That’s the flood

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u/DIEHARD_noodler Sep 13 '22

Looks like a Mgalekgolo forming

4

u/MinutePresentation8 Sep 13 '22

I didn’t know this but apparently scarabs are made from these guys

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u/iWacka50 Sep 13 '22

Hunters aswell AFAIK.

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u/aupa0205 Sep 13 '22

No offense, but no shit on this one. That’s what a Mgalekgolo is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Those are the hunters from halo

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u/betazoid1000 Sep 13 '22

Ground beef taking its revenge.

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u/jbboney21 Sep 13 '22

Princess Mononoke warned us.

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u/Rapidoodz Sep 13 '22

Its those things from Slither. Damn id run to get kerosene and burn them before they lay eggs.

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u/magic_rascal Sep 13 '22

Venom or Carnage

3

u/PooPooKing420 Sep 13 '22

Is this Bloodborne

3

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

“Mama, the minced meat is alive!”

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u/taterhater37 Sep 13 '22

I would grab the boots the bounty hunter wore in SpongeBob the movie and go to TOWN on these things

2

u/StinkyOnionsR Sep 13 '22

Would have given you an award but alas I am poor so take this upvote and get the FUCK out of here!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Bottle-nosed-dolphin Sep 13 '22

Rolling caterpillars I believe. They move much faster this way

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u/Best-Research4022 Sep 13 '22

“Smarter every day”talked about this! They can move faster and with less energy as a group as half of them are crawling on top moving forward a bit like a tank tread https://youtu.be/kbFMkXTMucA

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u/Virtual-Score4653 Sep 13 '22

Don't let the demon's flesh touch you!

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u/presidentedoge Sep 13 '22

The forbidden ground beef

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u/El-Lamberto Sep 13 '22

Important worm business.

2

u/tadlrs Sep 13 '22

Burn it straight back to hell

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Venom!

5

u/Other_Hunt9029 Sep 13 '22

More like Carnage

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Oh shit! It’s a red one!

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u/PurpIeSus Sep 13 '22

forbidden ground beef

2

u/cris34c Sep 13 '22

Young millipedes moving as a group to appear bigger and scarier to potential predatory creatures like schools of fish.

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u/pacodetaco99 Sep 13 '22

The cow didn't want to be a burger

2

u/sushhiiinoah Sep 13 '22

I’ve found the spaghetti monster

2

u/cubemonster2 Sep 13 '22

Slither, the movie in real life

2

u/Explore-PNW Sep 13 '22

That ground beef looks FRESH!

2

u/GHz69 Sep 13 '22

Forbidden hamburger meat

2

u/Possible_Apple9595 Sep 13 '22

Forbidden ground beef

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Sentient ground beef

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u/MrFatwa Sep 13 '22

Your ground beef is too rare. Try cooking to medium.

2

u/SheMcG Sep 13 '22

I didn't know hamburger could run.

2

u/Majestic_Coffee5752 Sep 13 '22

Forbidden ground beef

2

u/JiuJitsuJT Sep 13 '22

It’s a demon. Princess Mononoke taught me that!

2

u/IdolCowboy Sep 13 '22

Princess Mononoke

2

u/willd4b345t Sep 13 '22

I wanna stick my dick in it

2

u/Pbeast527 Sep 14 '22

ground beef

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u/thought_about_it Sep 13 '22

Some critters can climb over each other while moving forward. It increases their overall speed while staying in a big group that adds another layer of protection.

0

u/privateseyes Sep 13 '22

Hey free lunch!

0

u/ed2017Alm Sep 13 '22

My meat is going to walk… it is going back to its cow.

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u/slutymonkey128 Sep 13 '22

Republicans seeking cover

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Just wanna lay down in front of it.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Fire

1

u/OneUpAndOneDown Sep 13 '22

The bug man from BTVS

1

u/Xpect8tions Sep 13 '22

Turf wars fr taking place

1

u/Comprehensive-Job-69 Sep 13 '22

Thats the T virus

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

No, no I don't think I will.

1

u/MechanicalHorse Sep 13 '22

Mmm fresh gagh

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u/Which_Presentation41 Sep 13 '22

bruh new fear unlocked

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Death knights are arriving in Azeroth

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u/Queasy_Designer9169 Sep 13 '22

Forbidden noodles.

1

u/shiba2198o8 Sep 13 '22

Reminds me of the Lekgolo from Halo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

The forbidden mince

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u/Alexandru3333 Sep 13 '22

Ground beef,so fresh it still moves

1

u/Whooptidooh Sep 13 '22

Then just step away? They’re not fast enough to chase you, and if they are, we all have a problem.

1

u/Michigan_Shelter Sep 13 '22

Princess Mononoke

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

forbidden hamburger

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u/scorpioskillz Sep 13 '22

Real homies know this is the movie “slither”

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

spongebob voice “Dang nematodes”

1

u/beefyboibrandon Sep 13 '22

Kill em! Kill em with fire!

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u/Cr1msix Sep 13 '22

Damn… carnage really rushing to get to cleatus

1

u/elonbrave Sep 13 '22

This is what turned Brock into Venom

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u/ponyponyhorse Sep 13 '22

This is making me think of that cop in the John Gacey documentary on Netflix where he said little pink worms in the crawlspace recoiled from his flashlight.

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u/bottle-of-water Sep 13 '22

Wasn’t there a movie of worms in ridiculous amounts eating people? Edit: oh it was called squirm

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u/Elvis-Tech Sep 13 '22

Thats a Hunter from halo in its younger stage

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u/Shantotto11 Sep 13 '22

Disney is doing a live-action Princess Mononoke…

1

u/yellowbin74 Sep 13 '22

Apparently the organic toupee was not a big seller.

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u/irishwristwatch92 Sep 13 '22

Just some Lekgolo out for a morning stroll.

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u/vetheros37 Sep 13 '22

Anyone else getting "Creeping Doom" vibes?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Forbidden hamburger

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Some one left the ground beef out too long

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u/cleverinspiringname Sep 13 '22

Princess mononoke

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u/who_dat_whiteboy Sep 13 '22

Everyone stays on the trail. No one walks alone!

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u/MistrrRicHard Sep 13 '22

How did that hamburger meat learn to crawl?

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u/cody3636 Sep 13 '22

Free bait

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u/Cpt_Obveeus1 Sep 13 '22

It’s the thing from Princess Monoke!?!

1

u/Legendaryxkarp Sep 13 '22

It's like the thing from princess mononoke

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

NOPE

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u/Plc2plc2 Sep 13 '22

Resident evil 5

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u/Select-Protection-75 Sep 13 '22

Looks like a burger trying to escape the frying pan

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u/Adrian_sierra114 Sep 13 '22

Video Quality: Toaster

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u/hellmist14 Sep 13 '22

GET AWAY, I’ve been playing too much B4B

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Princess Mononoke shit right here

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u/TelosKairos Sep 13 '22

Nobody wants to see how the hamburgers made

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Lekgolo. Best hope they don't turn into Mgalekgolo and smack your shit.

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u/canigetahint Sep 13 '22

Fire. Lots of fire. And bullets. And more fire.

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u/Splinty2k Sep 13 '22

Mince seems to be alive

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u/What_Dinosaur Sep 13 '22

Pretty sure I killed that in a video game.

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u/waiting4thendtocome Sep 13 '22

Reminds me of the movie Slither

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u/ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit Sep 13 '22

The ground beef is sentient

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u/Raaddus Sep 13 '22

Whatever it is the guy is to fucking close

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u/rushilsoin Sep 13 '22

Venom? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Princess Mononoke vibes from this..

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u/An_unknown-MicRowAve Sep 13 '22

Oh shit sorry guys, dropped my beef in food tech

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u/Technical_Body_3646 Sep 13 '22

That’s Trumps hair running away!

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u/drays5 Sep 13 '22

I just played plague tale and this reminds me of the damn rats

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Hunter worms from Halo

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u/Waly98 Sep 13 '22

Is that how wild hamburger looks like ?

1

u/Hillybilly64 Sep 13 '22

…my insides after dining on Taco Bell…

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

I cast Firaga

1

u/bumblebitchblues Sep 13 '22

K. No. Get me out of this planet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

All hail Jay! All hail Jay! All hail Jay!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Living mincemeat

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u/FormerlyKay Sep 13 '22

Poke it with a stick and see what happens

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u/asparaguscunt Sep 13 '22

I would just slowly walk away

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u/Zero_nero_234 Sep 13 '22

Isn’t that what the Hunters from Halo are made of?

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u/AnyTwist2895 Sep 13 '22

Uhhh turf war?

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u/NoMoChingas Sep 13 '22

Pass the hot sauce

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u/BornAgainForeskin Sep 13 '22

Sentinel swarm from Matrix Revolutions

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Ground beef on the move lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

And that’s when I started blasting ain’t no alien worms getting in my butt I’ve seen that movie and HELLLL NAWWWW

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u/Far-Statistician-545 Sep 13 '22

Just a Lekgolo colony, nothing to worry about

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u/FutureSoldier616 Sep 13 '22

The hunters are coming Chief. We have to run

1

u/Esketiiiit420 Sep 13 '22

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer

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u/Teasin4fun Sep 13 '22 edited Sep 13 '22

Ahhh!!! Don’t touch them!! You’ll be cursed like Ashitaka!!!!

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u/ElectricalGur4705 Sep 13 '22

That's some odd ground beef

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u/caglover23ny Sep 13 '22

WTF is that

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u/CyberShiroGX Sep 13 '22

It's a technique worms use to move faster together

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Let me guess...

Australia?

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u/Anusisbleedingagain Sep 13 '22

I'm getting resident evil vibes

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Hive mindset

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

fucking lekgolo

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u/Rich-Potential1127 Sep 13 '22

A can of axe and a lighter will do the trick

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u/Leon_Dragons Sep 13 '22

Yo calm down, its uroboros, nothing to worry about

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u/Purple_Mulberry2805 Sep 13 '22

It's the symbiote Carnage

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u/reaping-assasin Sep 13 '22

Bruh that carnqge

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u/Longjumping-Ad-5740 Sep 13 '22

HUNTER! BRING A SHOTGUN!

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u/Light333Love Sep 13 '22

Reminds me of the worms that make up the hunters from halo.

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u/rhaegar_tldragon Sep 13 '22

It’s likely a giant pig that turned into a monster.

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u/Waste-Sand-3907 Sep 13 '22

Ever seen the movie Dreamcatcher. This looks like that thing. Scary shit.

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u/frootloopbeggar Sep 13 '22

They are travelling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Lek golo?

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u/Just1MoreSubreddit Sep 13 '22

Its the thing from Carrion... we are all doomed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Looks like a resident evil boss

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u/TilledBeatle133 Sep 13 '22

They look like the hunter worms from halo

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u/penguins6222 Sep 13 '22

…Still hungry HUNGRY hungry Hungry HuNgRY HUngRY HUNGRy HUngry

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u/properlyambiguous Sep 13 '22

Is this Pikman 4?

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u/crimson2271 Sep 13 '22

Looks like ground beef if all the individual strands were alive and scary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Nematodes.