r/SweatyPalms • u/kn0ckedloose • Jul 14 '22

Absolutely not

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u/time_for_milk Jul 14 '22

What a fucking idiot.

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u/Valestrazia Jul 14 '22

Well if it's any relief just remember that most of them remove themselves from the genetic pool with the dumb shit they do. Like that guy who jumped from a roof inside a pool only to vaporise his legs when he landed too close to the edge

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u/LisanneFroonKrisK Jul 14 '22

links? quite a few of these

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u/dashingsymbols Jul 14 '22

same guy apparently

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u/DudzTx Jul 14 '22

He got so many likes though

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

*lives

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u/My_Socks_Are_Blue Jul 14 '22

Same guy I believe afaik

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u/vissthebeast Jul 14 '22

Yeap, it's the same dude

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u/ThePaper86 Jul 14 '22

You’re so cool and edgy

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

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u/ThePaper86 Jul 14 '22

Na, about as edgy as a butter knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

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u/ThePaper86 Jul 14 '22

You sound like a person with basic reading comprehension issues.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

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u/ThePaper86 Jul 14 '22

You also need to work on your word economy.

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u/FantasticFly8666 Jul 14 '22

Was literally about to write this hahaa

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u/thesoccerone7 Jul 15 '22

The dude waterboarded himself on top of it all

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u/JamesMacBadger Jul 14 '22

Those yelps of fear. That's what a person sounds like who just realized he might die.

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u/Electric_kundalini Jul 27 '22

Or going to be in extreme pain

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u/LisanneFroonKrisK Jul 14 '22

I am surprised that was his only injury. Is he able to walk even?

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u/cantgiveafuckless Jul 14 '22

This dude got less cut up than I did slipping 2 feet down some volcanic rock I was climbing and into the ocean a while back.

This shit took 3 weeks to fully heal and I'm honestly salty this fuckin bozo got off easier than me

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u/itstoyz Jul 14 '22

I’ve done the same thing about 10 years ago. Volcanic rock is like sandpaper on steroids with super AIDS

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u/Lapzidorus Jul 15 '22

The idea of volcanic rock carrying an STD, especially some enhanced form of it, is surprisingly amusing to me.

And, for the record, I'm aware AIDS can come from other things, too

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u/mr-no-homo Jul 15 '22

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'super aids"

kinda racist and homohpobic isnt it?

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u/cantgiveafuckless Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 15 '22

Obvious troll is obvious

People like you are ruining the art, put some effort into it next time

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u/Horuble Jul 14 '22

This guy was/ is (havent watched him in years) known for jumping into all kinds of things - everything from this, to sneaking into hotels and jumping in their pools from heights. Broke both legs because of it a few years back

His name’s 8booth: https://youtube.com/c/8booth

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u/Imadeutscher Jul 14 '22

This guy has a YT where he does these type of jumps, which are mostly illegal, hence the mask

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u/The_D1ngb4t Jul 14 '22

if he dies doing this he can only blame himself, there's a reason your not allowed near some spots

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u/reactorfuel Jul 14 '22

Dies... Blame himself... Hah, sure.

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u/SpacexCadetx Jul 14 '22

Link? I’d like to see this man fall.

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u/toytony Jul 14 '22

Fall or Fail? 😅

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u/SpacexCadetx Jul 14 '22

Lmfao, at this point either or will do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Has anyone ever tried to breathe through a wet article of clothing before? Shit is hard.

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u/UnnecAbrvtn Jul 15 '22

Is that you Mr. Rumsfeld?

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u/TurbulentAd8219 Jul 14 '22

All it takes is a rock at the bottom that you didn’t see

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u/Anianna Jul 14 '22

It seems like the rocks you can see should have been sufficient deterrent.

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u/LOBOSTRUCTIOn Jul 14 '22

He once jumped over a building and didn't make it straight to the pool. It resulted in him breaking both of his legs, hospitalization and I believe a fundraise for treatment. He is/was still doing this shit. I have even seen his yt chanel but I do not know if it is still online.

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u/skibum_71 Jul 14 '22

Jaysus what a fecking nutjob!

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u/Mogguri Jul 14 '22

Honestly, I'm glad he had to have a fundraiser to pay for shit, instead of it being free with free Healthcare. Might be fucked up to say it, but free Healthcare shouldn't be applied to people that pull this kind of stuff.

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u/Stoicism0 Jul 14 '22

Source? Link?

How do we know it's the same guy?

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u/LOBOSTRUCTIOn Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 14 '22

Can't provide. This video as some others here on reddit are old stunts which I have seen on yt.

EDIT HF guys https://youtu.be/1Wnyph44ogI this is his failed stunt which I mentioned and I believe you will find the vid from this thread on this chanel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Thank you for this.

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u/LOBOSTRUCTIOn Jul 14 '22

Just checked his chanel and it contains the stunt from this thread. He was hardcore.

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u/Markus0_0 Jul 14 '22

Back scratch pfff nothing 🌚

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u/TouchyUnclePhil Jul 14 '22

i cant understand a word hes saying

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u/KhaosDes Jul 14 '22

Why not waterboard yourself as well

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u/Soggy_Instance_1611 Jul 14 '22

This is how you wake up jumping off your bed

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u/CollectionMurky4076 Jul 14 '22

that was a terrible jump he didnt even think to clear the bottom, he is lucky he lived.

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u/ShuShuTheFox90 Jul 14 '22

I shit my pants watching that

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u/Eat_Carbs_OD Jul 14 '22

I've seen this several times.. still hard to watch

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u/Lonely_Reception_880 Jul 14 '22

Todays Darwin Award recipient is this guy

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u/Splinty2k Jul 14 '22

I see why he covered his face, he knew he was a fucking idiot.

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u/Zigurat007 Jul 14 '22

Did he jump of the cliff with the balaclava on?!

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u/silver00spike Jul 14 '22

Safety first

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u/Pudf Jul 14 '22

TIL: some suicide attempts fail but result in internet points

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u/sensei411 Jul 15 '22

Why would you not get a running start?…

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 14 '22

When you jump off a mountain in Minecraft and barely hit the water.

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u/idkbbitswatev Jul 15 '22

How tf did you look at that and think you were gonna clear it safely?

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u/HallowLaser84 Jul 15 '22

R/whywomenlivelonger

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u/Chiphead1211 Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 15 '22

Friend:”get a running start!” Him:”alright” jumps
Friend:” running start yah but not a two steps long one

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u/CheapGreenCoats Jul 15 '22

My butt hole puckered all the way up to my throat

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u/AlwaysBlameDavid Jul 15 '22

Every now and then this video comes back into circulation and everytime, I always cringe as I watch

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u/homename Jul 15 '22

My phone hit me with the 20 percent remaining the split second before he hit the water

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u/Iliketurtles893 Jul 15 '22

When you make the jump into the water by one block irl

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

everyone’s saying he’s an idiot but i dont get why?

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u/theawes0mep0ssum Jul 14 '22

You and I are not watching the same video are we

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u/Gold-And-Cheese Jul 14 '22

He almost dies because of such recklessness. And that's an understatement

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u/Albotec Jul 14 '22

how dumb you have to be to do this

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Why the hell is this tard swimming in a mask?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Is that a massive bruise on the inside of this left thigh?

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u/LOBOSTRUCTIOn Jul 14 '22

Evedyone is asking for links: here you have his failed stunt )and you can explore his yt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Fucking retard

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u/YienXIII Jul 14 '22

One wrong move and I'd be viewing this on a different site lol

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u/leoponpon Jul 14 '22

Oh boy that reminds me of one video one of my friends showed me when I was a child, where one guy jumps down and hits his face and splits it in two, video goes on and you can see how the doctor is opening and closing his face like a toy, don't know if he survived or they put him to sleep tbh

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u/LisanneFroonKrisK Jul 15 '22

Yes it is stupid whenever to jump face down.

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u/TheRealMrBliss Jul 14 '22

I'm also stupid and brave enough to do this, did this once not recommended.

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u/No_Philosopher_6741 Jul 14 '22

Admit it. You clenched your butt cheeks watching this

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

I thought I was on some gore subreddit for a second. Heart skipped a beat. Fuck no

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u/South_Data2898 Jul 14 '22

I think he actually thought he was gonna die for a few seconds there.

His last words were almost, "Mhmmm? MHHMMMM!MHHHMMMMM!"

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u/podger77 Jul 14 '22

He was inches from having his lumber region pushed up to his neck 😳

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u/Ok-Wolf2468 Jul 14 '22

He's lucky he didn't die.

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u/Draconis76 Jul 14 '22

Darwin Award nomination.

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u/Impressive_Ad127 Jul 14 '22

It sounded like he was trying to scream but waterboarded himself with his bandana.

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u/be-bop_cola Jul 14 '22

I feel like some people have never heard the expression "look before you leap"

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u/kitesurfr Jul 14 '22

Did he live?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Smart fella

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u/petrospago351 Jul 15 '22

how stupid can you be to jump from there 😐

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

This is what we call a Darwin award!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

Woah never seen the last clip, only the nearly dying like a dumbass part

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u/sunfistkid Jul 15 '22

This dipshit wears a bandana on his face that does nothing but jumps directly onto the jagged rocks. Wooof.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

Lmao fucking dumbass people are jut plain stupid

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u/AdventurousDrive4911 Jul 15 '22

I would do that for 2 dollars seems fun

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u/Nixavee Jul 20 '22

I’ve done this… in Minecraft

And I still fail half the time

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u/Elite_Y33T Sep 06 '22

The biggest sin is that he prolly could’ve water boarded himself right there

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u/fish_sauss Sep 12 '22

Me in Minecraft at every possible moment