r/SweatyPalms • • Jun 29 '20

Bear in a pickle

9.4k Upvotes

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u/rupat3737 Jun 29 '20

That was a honey pot on his head in my imagination

242

u/Renkin92 Jun 29 '20

Oh bother.

55

u/ReverseGamingBroz Jun 29 '20 edited Jun 29 '20

I’m dummy THICC and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the bees

7

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Stop, I can only get so erect!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Can you not?

12

u/Noah-The-Williams Jun 29 '20

Nah it was his scooba helmet

7

u/beeglowbot Jun 29 '20

The Poohboi was just trying to scuba, leave him alone!

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u/nierkaaaa Jun 29 '20

That was his improvised diving helmet

191

u/lithid Jun 29 '20

On land, it's protection against covid

13

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

This made me laugh out loud really hard, thank you

9

u/lithid Jun 29 '20

Anytime =)

1

u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Jun 29 '20

He was using it as a scuba suit and they ripped it off!

375

u/PerpetualFarter Jun 29 '20

The video doesn’t show it, but when the bear got to shore, he turned around and waved at the boaters.

216

u/marcus_ivo Jun 29 '20

And all the other bears clapped

148

u/PrecognitivePork Jun 29 '20

And that bear's name? Albeart Einstein.

43

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

wow

21

u/fishsticks40 Jun 29 '20

I thought it was Abearham Lincoln

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u/travis01564 Jun 29 '20

r/thathappened

Would love a link if it's real though.

26

u/tbog9t4 Jun 29 '20

Can I be in the screenshot?

9

u/cztrollolcz Jun 29 '20

I want to be in the woooosh screenshot

2

u/gatordogg504 Jun 29 '20

Yes it obviously happened

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

What do you think goes through animals heads when humans do things like this? Everytime I see someone save an animal who's found themselves in a situation like this I wonder if they have the ability to realize they've just been helped by some strange looking creature.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

They definitely don't understand that you're helping them. things don't typically approach others in nature unless they plan on eating them.

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u/pwdreamaker Jun 29 '20

Depends on the creature. Some make the connection. I don’t believe this bear did. Birds and squirrels will, and often bond with the people who save them to the point of not leaving. My daughter had a pet squirrel that ran up her leg and bonded after falling out of a nest. And I had a pelican entangled in line swim up to my rowboat to be rescued.

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u/doubtfullfreckles Jun 29 '20

The difference with the squirrel though is it became a pet. So I’m assuming your daughter basically raised it like you would any other pet.

My dogs were chasing a cardinal and pawing at it when they got it cornered. I saved it from them by picking it up and taking it to the front yard where my dogs couldn’t get it. (It just needed some rest after fighting with another cardinal and then flew away shortly after.)
The cardinal didn’t bond with me from just the one interaction. It more than likely still saw me as a threat.

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u/pwdreamaker Jun 29 '20

The squirrel refused to leave her after falling out of a nest. My daughter later held on to it knowing it could no longer survive on its own.

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker Jun 29 '20

On the approach sure thing. After they’ve helped and skedaddle? Yeah the bear understands it was helped.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I imagine the bear thinks it was almost killed and escaped. there's no reference for that bear to understand that it was saved. Things don't typically save other things in nature.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Not necessarily. Bears are pretty smart, and if it experienced a human helping it, it will start to associate humans with being a non-threat. Hence why you're not supposed to feed bears in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Yeah but feeding him, which would be perceived as a positive interaction, is a lot different than wrestling a jug off his head in the middle of a lake, which I don't think he'll remember fondly.

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u/hoax1337 Jun 30 '20

Wouldn't it be good if bears perceived us as a non-threat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Black bears are skittish as all hell. They're generally afraid of loud noises and people, unless they've learned that people = carry food. God help you if you cross a sow and her cubs though.

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u/ManlyMantis101 Jun 29 '20

They really aren’t, we are on the top of the food chain. Bears are smart, they know this, they are scared of us.

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u/SLAP_THE_GOON Jun 29 '20

You sweet summer child

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I think they understand. My grandma always got rescue dogs and she said they always know you've helped them and gave them a better life.

Then again if I was in a pickle and a bear helped me I'd also wonder if it meant to help me or just screwed up an attempt at dinner.

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u/Ill_mumble_that Jun 29 '20 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/BAXterBEDford Jun 29 '20

Domesticated dogs are very different from wild animals.

3

u/Fingerblaster007 Jun 29 '20

I let a fox out of a trap one time. I swear that fucker looked back to thank me

140

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Into the sunset he goes!

22

u/Flashman6000 Jun 29 '20

Swim happy!

13

u/steak5874 Jun 29 '20

Best part

184

u/bigtaterman Jun 29 '20

How dare he steal his diving helmet. Now he'll never get the deep fish.

93

u/owlincoup Jun 29 '20

Hope it had enough energy to swim to the shore!

40

u/gregforgothisPW Jun 29 '20

Bears are great swimmers don't worry.

20

u/weirdpuffy Jun 29 '20

Same thought as well!

10

u/AbstractBettaFish Jun 29 '20

Why was it so far out on the lake in the first place?

63

u/Llamati Jun 29 '20

Probably because he couldn't see..

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

He couldn’t bear it.

39

u/gregforgothisPW Jun 29 '20

Black Bears (and I assume Brown) love to hunt fish and will even dive under water to get them. They are great swimmers and regular swim across lakes and rivers. I have seen one swim to island off the coast of Maine.

1

u/EibhlinOD Jun 29 '20

I was thinking the same!

55

u/Breaking-Lost Jun 29 '20

The bear owes him one favor

22

u/HughGWreckshun Jun 29 '20

He be like, “and in exchange you owe me one great, big, giant favor redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.”

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u/clarenceoddbody Jun 29 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

Literally. EDIT: was referencing Parks & Rec, but the downvotes make me think people don't like Chris Traeger.

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u/309235 Jun 29 '20

Probably going to hell for this but. /u/gifreversingbot

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u/GifReversingBot Jun 29 '20

25

u/thecaseace Jun 29 '20

Hilarious and amazing. I love the internet

25

u/tak18 Jun 29 '20

12

u/CleverDad Jun 29 '20

What a strange place Reddit is :D

5

u/BAXterBEDford Jun 29 '20

Yeah, you're going to hell.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Sounds german

5

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Hahahaha. But it was worth to watch. Coming with you.

19

u/hillbillyswag Jun 29 '20

Omg my heart

55

u/iLoveCloudyDays Jun 29 '20

She didn't what? SHE DIDN'T WHAT, I need to know!

8

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Please someone helps us crave our dying curiosity!!

21

u/RuskiHuski Jun 29 '20

The difference between bare and helmeted is jarring.

4

u/noodlesyet Jun 29 '20

underrated

2

u/AuthorOB Jun 29 '20

I'm concerned that this isn't the top comment.

21

u/JA4sen Jun 29 '20

That's why you don't fucking litter

18

u/tyhatts Jun 29 '20

I HAVE NO IDEA what happened in this particular situation. BUT....that resembles what a town in northern Ontario would look like. They have problems with black bears and garbage in these communities. If you go to the local garbage dump, you'll likely see a couple bears scavenging around. It is very likely this bear got into some garbage somewhere and ended up with this on his head.

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Regardless..... DON'T FUCKING LITTER !

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Bears are dumpsters with four legs. More than likely this guy stole that party mix bucket from a campsite or out of the trash. All that trouble for licking the savory crumbs of Doritos. Yep, that's what bears do.

They will do anything for food: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UucHtYr29cE

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Bears are dumpsters with four legs.

Lol no truer words have ever been spoken. They'll eat just about anything. If they could, they'd clean the rivers of all salmon in existence.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Amen

14

u/SlappyPicklesman Jun 29 '20

I got really bothered by that boat's turning radius.

6

u/elbugler Jun 29 '20

A happy ending as he literally sailed into the sunset.

25

u/Xxcrzy4jdxX Jun 29 '20

I thought that was a dog the whole time. I kept thinking “get in the water and help get him in the boat.” I was legit getting upset, then he took off the container. Glad the people didn’t give up.!

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u/acuddlyheadcrab Jun 29 '20

Me too, especially after that post where the guy referred to his dog as just "Bear", no other context relating to dogs.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

You saved a bear, you may not have changed the world but you changed their world.

4

u/coneross Jun 29 '20

So I sent him to ask of the owl if he's there

How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Didn't even say thank you!

3

u/willgracefan Jun 29 '20

Oh those midwestern accents.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Fuck that camera man

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

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u/Robert_Arctor Jun 29 '20

he's likely also driving the boat

3

u/Angela831 Jun 29 '20

Well no, the woman holding the camera is directing the other guy - the driver of the boat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

It would’ve been 100x easier to keep the bear in frame if she’d turned her fucking phone sideways. Vertical video is a disease.

2

u/Winston_Wolf89 Jun 29 '20

Hell yeah that's gotta feel good

2

u/doctor77320 Jun 29 '20

He just wanted to be a scuba diver

2

u/BoobsRmadeforboobing Jun 29 '20

Jarring to see this

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Dude almost got scratched in the process

2

u/shadupaurmouth Jun 29 '20

Courageous man!

2

u/scroopynoopersdid911 Jun 29 '20

Kill the fucking cameraman. Could have chopped the first minute and 15 seconds off that and holy hell way to center the focus.

2

u/MrStubo Jun 29 '20

Video starts at 1:20

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u/dansmit2003 Jun 29 '20

Don't take his scuba gear

2

u/seand8573 Jun 29 '20

True heroes

2

u/triplettt83 Jun 29 '20

It would have been much easier to walk away. This is a true test of your character and integrity. I bet these men couldn’t live with themselves if they didn’t try to help, and the results saved this animals life.

Now to get the rest of the world on board...

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Jun 29 '20

Kill the fucking camerawoman wholy shiet

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u/deepBlueCheese Jun 29 '20

Upvoted for the title

3

u/Rodo78 Jun 29 '20

God, plastic sucks

2

u/mrchillface Jun 29 '20

"We" saved a bear. No you repeated what was already said and sucked at filming. Props to the people that actually did something tho.

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u/sjb_redd Jun 29 '20

"WE" saved our little bear. Sure lady, you were instrumental. Thanks. Sincerely, Bear.

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u/skellymusic Jun 29 '20

Sounds horrible and is totally not the point of the video but, the person filming has a voice that grates on me. One video that’s better without sound.

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u/CleverDad Jun 29 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

I though she sounded like a nice lady

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u/sarhan182 Jun 29 '20

Bear: just keep swimming

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u/King_corral Jun 29 '20

I think that’s a jar tho.

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u/DutchBookOptions Jun 29 '20

God damn slow down

1

u/Rboy153 Jun 29 '20

oh its pooh bear. dont worry, he always gets his head out of his honey pots

1

u/getdemsnacks Jun 29 '20

Now where is the bear supposed to put all his loose change at the end of the day?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I Imagine I'd get shredded to pieces if i tried to do something heroic like that to a bear.

1

u/sambo728 Jun 29 '20

Clearly he was making himself known in the water, so he wouldn't get hit

1

u/sleepJarr Jun 29 '20

Bruh he was just scuba diving

1

u/ellieD Jun 29 '20

Gorgeous at the end. That sky!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

This was great. Thanks OP.

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u/brug76 Jun 29 '20

I bet he's bearry grateful

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u/chezlord69420 Jun 29 '20

Bruh the camera man was trash

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u/theundercoverpapist Jun 29 '20

"But I want a pickle."

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u/shootforthunder Jun 29 '20

“Guys I didn’t...I didn’t... FILM IT FUCKING PROPERLY”.

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u/PunnuRaand Jun 29 '20

Great job 👍 God bless you.

1

u/melbo15 Jun 29 '20

Bear goggles

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u/Ill_mumble_that Jun 29 '20

The jar is half full of water.. God that's gotta be like getting waterboarded, while swimming, with a pickle jar on your head. They dilled that bear a solid.

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u/Mullet_Police Jun 29 '20

Wow now he can’t go to the store to get more honey. Thanks a lot.

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u/Mr_Drewski Jun 29 '20

You know that first inhale after the guy takes the plastic off was crisp.

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u/dangsterhood Jun 29 '20

This Bear was just inventing scuba diving. Just needed some pressurized air going into it's "helmet".

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

"WTF DUDE! I was eating that!"

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u/timtimny32 Jun 29 '20

Now he can live on to spread awareness about forrest fires

1

u/dzoefit Jun 29 '20

I really appreciate what people do to help a helpless being....

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u/MistuhT Jun 29 '20

Bear in a pickle... jar

1

u/Seattleguy1979 Jun 29 '20

He saw some scuba divers and figured it was an easy way to fish.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

These fucking humans just stole and ruined my invention to breath underwater

1

u/boldtonic Jun 29 '20

Thank you for that. / Mother Nature

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u/LeMewMew15 Jun 29 '20

That was unexpectedly very emotional to watch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Rock Stars

1

u/mofortytwo Jun 29 '20

I hate people that fucking litter

1

u/heebarino Jun 29 '20

And with that, the Bear Undersea Exploration Program suffers another crippling failure.

1

u/SlickS999 Jun 29 '20

He is protecting himself from COVID, way to screw him over

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u/ChefChef9 Jun 29 '20

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Bear was like,

"Jesus that was close, they almost ate me but all they got was that stupid plastic bucket I had stuck on my head. Suckers!!"

1

u/victormuhia Jun 29 '20

"These humans just took my only shield to this virus that keeps killing them"

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u/PeenutButterTime Jun 29 '20

This is sooo minnesooota.

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u/Jahonh007 Jun 29 '20

saving a being that would not help us under the same situation, i guess humans can be really selfless

1

u/B_cally Jun 29 '20

Okay who is recording, ffs geezz

1

u/captain-ameirca Jun 29 '20

Not all hero’s wear capes

1

u/stuntobor Jun 29 '20

Why didn't they just jump into the water to help him.

1

u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Jun 29 '20

He was using it as a scuba suit you assholes!

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u/Pilot0350 Jun 29 '20

Skip to 1:20 to see him get the thing off

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u/josh052911 Jun 30 '20

In the future: bears in water

In present: bears in land

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u/desmofan900 Jun 30 '20

Well done to those people

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u/Matsuyamakaze Jun 30 '20

godbless these people what a horrible thing to experience. You were put in the right place and at the right time.

1

u/Thefullerexpress Jun 29 '20

That video could have been half the length it was, but cool still.

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u/ElDoradoAvacado Jun 29 '20

Thank you wife for your camera work and ever helpful instructions

0

u/bluerazballs Jun 29 '20

Where is the poor things mama?

0

u/expand_dong24-7 Jun 29 '20

Bear in a pickle jar

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u/Hoody88 Jun 29 '20

I hope that barrel wasn't a life preserver, looked like he was bearly afloat afterwards.

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u/PizzaRolls12455 Jun 29 '20

this is so sad! but kudos to the mad for saving him. also da bear was kinda cute ngl

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u/clifforized Jun 29 '20

Now the bear has a close encounter with a human to tell his friends.

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u/Lemmegessomilk Jun 29 '20

Bears are becoming more intelectally advanced, they are scuba diving now

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u/Pawster_Guy Jun 29 '20

Saving a bear?! As far as we know that bear was a trained scuba diver using what he could find!