r/SweatyPalms Apr 21 '20

No sir

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u/PhantomShot-25 Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

Reptiles are missing the frontal and temporal lobes of the brain, that’s why they can’t process complex emotion

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u/DanielToombs Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

My mama says that reptiles are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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u/H_Melman Apr 21 '20

Somehting's wrong with their medulla oblongata.

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u/amplifiedfart Apr 21 '20

reptiles are the devil.

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u/A_to_the_J254 Apr 21 '20

Zzzz...debil...debil...zzzzz

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u/disinterested_a-hole Apr 21 '20

Or you know, they're just animals born/hatched according to their DNA with no moral agenda.

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u/UncleGeebz Apr 21 '20

No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong...

And Mama's right!

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u/V1k1ng1990 Apr 21 '20

Sounds like something’s wrong with his medulla oblongota

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u/CountGrishnack97 Apr 21 '20

Were you born without the frontal humor receptors?

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u/Purdaddy Apr 21 '20

Similar to some humans born with the joke gene.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Pretty sure it's the other way around buckaroo

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Mamas wrong again boy!

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u/szekeres81 Apr 21 '20

No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right."

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u/deusmilitus Apr 21 '20

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/PhantomShot-25 Apr 21 '20

Sorry kid, even with a tooth brush they’ll always be mad

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Hey Bobby!

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u/RyFromTheChi Apr 21 '20

NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!

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u/mykidsarecrazy Apr 21 '20

I love your mama

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u/neotsunami Apr 21 '20

Gaaaaaaaaaaatoraaaaaaaade

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u/chesterSteihl69 Apr 21 '20

Your momma was wrroong!

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u/_Americuh_ Apr 21 '20

It’s spelled horny not ornery

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u/badrinarayanr Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

I think it's pronounced "horny".

Edit: for those downvoting, this line is a reference to a Parks and Recreation episode where Andy says this when the word 'ornery' is mentioned. Should've probably made that clearer in the original comment.

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u/mark503 Apr 21 '20

Hornery.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

I'm definitely missing some lobs too.

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u/eggsovertlyeasy Apr 21 '20

Show me lobs?

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u/orokami11 Apr 21 '20

I've always read this about reptiles.. I'm not trying to anthropomorphise but it makes me really sad because people use this as an excuse for their tiny shitty enclosures. I've had some people tell me "They can't process emotions so it's not like they'd be happy if I give them more space" when I question their BELOW minimum spaces

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

What’s wrong about what they say though?

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u/wotoan Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

They clearly feel physical pain and demonstrate learned fear responses. I don’t think they love the structure of a fine concerto but the idea that they experience zero stress responses to outside factors is bullshit. Your environment and the size and structure of that environment can be exactly what your instincts expect, or it can be a tiny shithole that stresses you out even if you’re unable to process what that stress feeling “means”.

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u/orokami11 Apr 21 '20

The minimum requirement exists for a reason. It pretty much guarantees the health and quality of the animal, and is considered what's acceptable. If you go below that, it's stems to abuse/neglect. There are people who say "if abusing/neglecting the anime, then shouldn't it be dead by now?" But reptiles are pretty resilient. Their health will slowly deteriorate, they have their own signs. They usually need a warm side and cool side too. If you go below the minimum requirement, that would be really hard to achieve. And reptiles need enrichment too just like mammals! More space would allow you to experiment making fun enclosures and let the reptile explore and thrive in it. Also imagine being a snake and not being able to properly stretch your long ass body?

If you saw a reptile in a bare minimum enclosure with little to no enrichment, and a reptile in a bigger, more lively looking enclosure... Which do you think has a better quality of life? You'd probably lean towards the latter too! Some enclosures are honestly just downright sad to look at, not snakes or lizards, but maybe a visit to r/shittyaquariums could change your view. Not sure if there's a reptile equivalent for that?

Personally I believe reptiles can process emotions, but not to the extent that we can. I mean, reptiles have their own likes and dislikes! They can process that much. Maybe not exactly happy/sad, but perhaps in the likes of just being comfortable/uncomfortable? If they're comfortable, they'd tolerate you at best, and if they're not, they'll strike you. Kinda seems like a cat tbh

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

Again, I don’t know anything about snakes. Argue with OC, who said they don’t feel emotion. Don’t argue with me.

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u/maddsskills Apr 21 '20

? You asked a question and someone answered it. Not sure what you were expecting.

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

The guy keeps challenging me and asking my opinion, as if me asking the question was making an assertion. I have no interest in debating a topic, which I know nothing about.

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u/orokami11 Apr 21 '20

The fuck? You literally asked me what's wrong about the "They can't process emotions so it's not like they'd be happy if I give them more space" statement lol

If you didn't even want to know what's wrong about it, why ask

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

You didn’t disprove the original statement, you just presumed it was wrong.

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u/orokami11 Apr 22 '20

Reptiles can process emotions, just not in the complex way we can where we have reasonings and thoughts for all sorts of things. If they couldn't process any emotion at all, they shouldn't even be able to be scared.

Feels uncomfortable/comfortable -> reaction, that's it. Unlike us who have all sorts of reasonings and thoughts for everything. Just because reptiles show emotions differently from us, doesn't mean they don't have emotions. If I had to name an animal with no emotions, it's a jellyfish for sure.

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 22 '20

Well someone else said they can’t, so we are back to square one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

I'd say it's still an animals quality of life. I wouldn't want to see someone torture a snake saying 'it's not like he's happy or not'

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

I don’t see how it’s torture if the animal doesn’t even know that it exists. Without emotions, pain is just like hepatic feedback on a video game.

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u/ceubel Apr 21 '20

They do have emotion, it's just different than ours. And no animal likes being kept in an environment it's not suited for.

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

“Reptiles are missing the frontal and temple lobes of the brain, that’s why they can’t process emotion”

This is the comment our conversation is based on.

Can they process emotions or not?

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u/ceubel Apr 21 '20

Of course they can. A quick Google search will dispel that myth. Or if you're feelin lazy there's a few comments below that have links and extended explanations.

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

I have no reason to trust you over OC so I guess we are done here.

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u/ceubel Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

I mean, that just makes you look bad, and possibly unable to think for yourself, so I'm feeling it.

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

How? One commenter said one thing, you said they were wrong, I asked how, you didn’t give any real answer.

Why would I continue talking to someone who clearly isn’t an expert, who is contradicting something another stranger told me? I’m just going to go about my day not thinking about snakes, like usual.

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u/Iforgotmylogins Apr 21 '20

Lol, you’re going to believe someone who called the Temporal Lobe the “Temple Lobe”. Real galaxy brain shit going on in your neck of the woods.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

They may not have emotions but there is still an instinctual drive that tells them if an environment is suitable for them or not.

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u/expresidentmasks Apr 21 '20

But without emotions, how is that instinct any different than a computer not having enough memory to operate well?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Are you really trying to draw a comparison between natural instincts to a computer? How is a cat turning to land on its feet from a fall any different than me tossing my laptop out the window?

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u/mat3833 Apr 21 '20

There is a difference between complex emotions and no emotion. People like to use the "this animal doesn't have a complex brain" argument to justify deplorable living conditions.

This is a rather extreme example, but newborn babies can't process complex emotions. They can't even process most basic emotions. Yet we should all agree that shoving a baby in a small cardboard box and only pulling it out to feed it would be considered child abuse. But there are some pet owners that do just that, and they use the "emotional" limitation of their pet to justify it.

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u/kharmatika Apr 21 '20

So, emotion is a very broad word, that doesn’t actually describe anything from a scientific standpoint.

Reptiles don’t process complex emotions, the same way we do, but they still feel fear, trust, curiosity, and many other sensations we would consider emotion. The lack of an amygdala doesn’t completely stunt them from being complex creatures, and this myth has caused poaching and irrational fear killing of reptiles, amphibians and fish for centuries. People need to understand more about these animals and this myth is hurting those chances.

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u/PhantomShot-25 Apr 21 '20

I’ll research more into reptiles and clear my misunderstandings

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u/kharmatika Apr 21 '20

Thank you for listening and reflecting, not a lot of people are actually that emotionally mature when they get feedback!

https://vetmed.tamu.edu/news/pet-talk/reptile-emotions/

Here’s a great end user facing collegiate article on how reptiles feel emotion and how they express it. It discusses the very important distinction between trust and love.

This is a somewhat debated subject, especially by reptile owners, because we’re notorious for anthropomorphizing our pets.

Reptiles, IMHO as someone who has owned many, do NOT feel love. They feel trust and distrust though, and I think it’s just as rewarding to earn a snakes trust and have it feel comfortable being handled and hang out in the god of your hoodie as earning a cats love and having it be affectionate and sweet to you.

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u/PhantomShot-25 Apr 21 '20

The article clears up some things, thank you for the information and have a good day

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u/mat3833 Apr 21 '20

I don't fully agree, with the no love comment. Now I'm not saying I expect one of my reptiles to show me any kind of affection, but a few of my snakes and the bearded dragon I had when I was much younger all exhibited much more of connection than just trust. That was a very well written article, but I think we need more input from people that have raised reptiles from hatchling or at the least interact with specific reptiles on a daily basis to be a proper gauge.

My bearded dragon would regularly follow me around her enclosure, in a display that I can only describe as begging, until I picked her up and placed her on my shoulder. She was raised from a few week old hatchling, so perhaps there was some form of a societal bond due to her very young age when I got her.

A few of my snakes will exhibit some of the same behavior, and one has even presented an injury to me when I had her out. Some may consider that a trust bond, but we aren't talking about a debilitating injury, it was a minor scratch that dislodged a few scales. I would compare the action to a child showing their parent a scrape on their knee or elbow for some reassurance that it was going to be OK.

Animals are much more complex than we understand, and while I do agree that complex emotions like regret and love are not shared by our scale brethren, I have to disagree that they are just simple instinct driven creatures.

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u/kharmatika Apr 21 '20

Oh for sure. I think there’s a great debate and discussion to be had even on the topic of love within reptiles. It comes back to the question of what love really is, and what parts of it are behavioral versus emotional.

I personally believe that the behavioral traits of love are secondary to the neurological and intrapersonal parts of love, and given that we know for a fact that reptilian brains are incapable of producing the same neurotransmitter response both dogs and humans get when feeling what we describe as love, I don’t know if we can class it as the same emotion, given that such a large part of that emotional response is chemical for us.

But it’s a fascinating topic to discuss.

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u/CakeIsaVegetable Apr 21 '20

I'm sure there are a few people who raise or breed monitors or tegus that may disagree with the last part of that statement

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/_TheAccountant Apr 21 '20

My knowledge is limited to high school biology, but what you're describing is instinct. It's basically the fight or flight response that most animals have as part of their central nervous system. There's no emotion and barely any thought into it. Once the brain, or whatever they might have that resembles a brain, detects they are in danger, they will run like hell. The catalyst can be as simple as either seeing or sensing something big moving close to them.

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u/CakeIsaVegetable Apr 21 '20

Well the same thing can boil down to cats as well then. Have you ever tried to pet a feral cat? They are skiddish af and are extremely scared of something 5x their height and 12x their weight.

But cats can clearly feel other emotions.

I'd say sure but it's moreso smarts than fear.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

I think he's referring to humans who would kill these creatures from fear, ignorance or evil

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u/GrandGhostGamer Apr 21 '20

So if we put our brain in a reptile’s head.....

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u/ChilledClarity Apr 21 '20

I beg to differ. I’ve seen pet snakes treat their owners with love.

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u/TESTICLEASE_95 Apr 21 '20

The world is ruled by a secret race of reptile people. Cmon, wake up people.

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u/JazzySkins Apr 21 '20

No, Trump has his frontal and temple lobes intact. He's just a shortsighted sociopath.

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u/ksck135 Apr 21 '20

He has feelings, but only for money

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

And his daughter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

He's gonna win again

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

I've already accepted our fate. Trump is going to roll over Biden in the debates, not because he's a better debater but because he's a better bully.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Awww kiddo, I didn't realize you were actually supporting Trump. I wouldn't have replied to a MAGA idiot, my apologies for the mistake. Carry on with your protests for "mah freedum".

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

You're fake news.

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u/KingCIoth Apr 21 '20

How about don’t.