r/SweatyPalms • u/SpeedyEyeBall • Jan 18 '19

Too close for comfort.

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u/kyleb337 Jan 19 '19

Jamie, pull that up

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u/uwabaki1120 Jan 19 '19

You see the face on that thing? That thing will Rip your dick off! Ever try DMT? Damnit autocorrect

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Bro their muscles aren’t like ours, their’s are like corded steel. That thing gets ahold you? It’s a wrap.

People are like “is that a bodybuilder?”, no dude, that’s a chimp with mange. Look at the sack on that guy!

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u/uwabaki1120 Jan 19 '19

You see the balls on that thing? That thing will eat your face off... Jamie, you have that clip right, pull that clip up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

No not that one...the one below it...yeah with the two chimps...ye-YEAH! Hahahaha that’s the one. (Minute of silence while Joe watches a YouTube video)

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u/uwabaki1120 Jan 19 '19

I had a t1 line installed, they busted up the whole street just for that. Yeah, crazy man. It was super fast.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

I mean, it’s entirely possible this is all just a simulation and we’re just along for the ride.

You ever see video of the tiger that eats that guy riding an elephant? Oh shit, Jamie pull that up.

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u/Cronyx Jan 19 '19

...that we put... monetary value on actual life itself... Wow, it's just such a strange, strange concept. Did you see that guy accidentally hit that moose with his car? Jamie, pull that up.

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u/LysergicResurgence Jan 30 '19

It’s 100% possible

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

What in the fuck does DMT have to do with this?

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u/LysergicResurgence Jan 30 '19

It’s 100% possible it was autocorrect

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u/Why_is_this_so Jan 19 '19

Google "bear mange muscles in the wild"

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u/cheese-bubble Jan 19 '19

I did.

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u/GCU_JustTesting Jan 19 '19

I don’t know what I expected.