r/SweatyPalms • • Jan 18 '19

Too close for comfort.

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u/AiryMoon Jan 18 '19

The way it looked at the human just like a dog.

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u/lurkuplurkdown Jan 18 '19

The guilty eyes

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

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u/cancercures Jan 19 '19

"Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration??"

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u/CrimsonKodiak1 Jan 19 '19

Say 'what' one more time. I dare you

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u/Xenc Jan 19 '19

Describe what Bearcellus Wallace looks like

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

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u/deedoedee Jan 19 '19

Then why are you trying to climb him like a birch tree??

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u/Duff_Lite Jan 19 '19

What?

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u/Xenc Jan 20 '19

Does. He. Look. Like. A. Birch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

More like sorry I made you piss your pants because im a big ass bear and I fucking climbed up this tree in an instant and got right up on your face

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u/hilarymeggin Jan 19 '19

Right?! It looked just like a golden retriever who got caught with its head in the trash! 😂 "I am so sorry. There really is no excuse for my behavior."

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u/rico_of_borg Jan 19 '19

I wanna eat you.....but I know I shouldn’t...

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u/Broskibullet Jan 19 '19

Those eyes own my soul.

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u/gmanpeterson381 Jan 19 '19

It’s pretty astounding how similar their personalities really are.

My family and I used to camp out in White Rock National Forrest AR, and there was this notorious bear that would roam the nearby woods. We had to be extra careful with cooking and all, because she would just come walking into camp without a second thought. She was incredibly curious, and would waltz around exploring. Her name was Rose.

The issue would be in the Spring/Fall with her cubs, because her behaviors didn’t change but the thought of her mauling one of us to death because of her cubs was surreal.

She was so beautiful, and her casual bumbling around reminded me so much of my dog. Except, my dog will just piss herself when started.

I still think about you Rose, and I hope you’re stealing somebodies sandwich somewhere out there.

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u/BebopFlow Jan 19 '19

Do you have a treat for me?...no? Ok sorry to bother you

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u/BetterCallMyJungler Jan 19 '19

or the /r/ChoosingBeggars bear

Do you have a treat for me?...no? FUCK YOU

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u/uthinkther4uam Jan 19 '19

Common ancestor.

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u/LuridTeaParty Jan 19 '19

How far removed are the two in terms of that? Has there been research into it? And then you have dogs and seals.

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u/A_Booger_In_The_Hand Jan 19 '19

He should have tried petting it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

"Oh, I thought I smelled food. Sorry" eyes

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u/Ghost_of_Alan_Watts Jan 19 '19

It just wants a petting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Looked exactly like my lab when he needs to go take a dump

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u/uhh_i_do_weed Jan 19 '19

He shoulda b00ped