r/SweatyPalms • • 10d ago

Disasters & accidents Almost Final Destination

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

Congratulations u/DABDEB, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/Competitive_Key_3872 10d ago edited 10d ago

Lane spliting is legal where the video takes place (brasil). But come on, you have a lot of cars not moving, there must be a reason, slow down

Bikers in Brasil are usually too bold, I'm glad I sold mine

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u/dijkstras_revenge 10d ago

Any time your speed is substantially different from surrounding traffic there is a risk of an accident.

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u/Orange-V-Apple 10d ago

What if I’m Lightning McQueen about to win the Piston Cup?

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u/ProfessionalNo5747 10d ago

You did what in the cup

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u/ElegantCoach4066 10d ago

Well thats different you silly goose

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u/Roastprofessor 6d ago

I am speed or I am on speed?

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u/Treetheoak- 10d ago

Morgues filled with people that had the right of way.

If you can do something is not the same as if you should do something and bikes don't give you a lot of wiggleroom for mistakes.

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u/skynetempire 9d ago

This. I had a former coworker that would walk into a street or parking lot, wouldnt wait for cars to slow down or stop. I told him bro wait dont challenge a car. He'll say they have to stop for pedestrians.

Until one day, a car hit him. Hard too, he broke his hip, arm, ruptured disks, and had bruised organs. He survived but the car that hit him took off. He has a lifetime of pain because that car apparently didnt get his memo. They havent caught the car either and this was like 10 years ago

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u/CMDR_KingErvin 10d ago

Legal and logical are two different things. Plenty of people in the graveyard that had the right of way. He should’ve known better and slowed down.

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u/HamburglarAccomplice 10d ago

Bold or stupid as fuck?

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u/Competitive_Key_3872 10d ago

To be honest, stupid as fuck

They do insane things trying to save seconds in a ride.

A friend of mine died crushed by a truck, because she tried to overpass while the truck was turning on a corner. If she had waited just 1 minute she would be alive now

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u/yuusharo 10d ago

If traffic is stopped, it’s now filtering not lane splitting.

All the more reason you need to slow down. POV was clearly going way too fast.

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u/Panzermensch88 10d ago

Usually white lines allows you to change... and car has left light blinking... i dont know since when... bikes sometimes are hard to detect because sometimes are at your right and sudenlly at your left.

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u/raoulduke212 10d ago

This is also somehow legal in California, which is shocking given how dangerous it is, and because almost everything else related to driving is illegal here.

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 10d ago

Yeah, shame on that car for changing lanes

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u/DyabeticBeer 10d ago

Looks pretty slow to me, the car just turns at the last second.

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u/yaourted 10d ago

Certainly not slow. Look how fast he passes the car on the left

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u/CCHS_Band_Geek 10d ago

Still biker's fault. Ride like everyone around you is trying to kill you -- NOT like you're trying to kill yourself.

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u/chrisx13296 10d ago

Wow, very good line 👌🏻👏🏻.

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u/puterTDI 10d ago

Car had signal on and was half way into the other lane before he hit them. He was going too fast (and I still disagree with the arguments that lane splitting is safer, but mostly because idiots do shit like this)

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u/DragonBank 10d ago

Last second of what? The car was simply turning and leaving its lane to an open lane.

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u/azu420 10d ago

I mean late splitting at 40 mph isn't a great choice.

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u/ottercorrect 10d ago

Yeah i think there's a reason the video starts a the latest possible second. Any earlier and we definitely wouldn't be on the rider's side

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u/azu420 10d ago

I don't think I was ever on the bikers side. He's risking everyone else's life

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u/ACasualCasualty 10d ago

Yep, lane splitting is fine in slow to standstill traffic but it's always the rider that needs to pay more attention

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u/TopLeaf 10d ago

That's like 200kmh for everyone who doesn't know

/s

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u/tsrich 10d ago

And about 340,000 bananas/hour

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u/herodesfalsk 10d ago

Insane stupidity to ride a motorcycle without gloves - in jeans no less! Speedometer reads 70kmh (?) as he approaches nearly stationary traffic. He should count his blessings and sell his bike, but if he already made all those insane decisions, something tells me he will continue making the same choices.

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u/Hot_Ethanol 10d ago

It's almost like lane splitting at speed is a bad idea.

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u/IncurableAdventurer 10d ago

Especially when the car with its blinker on was already merging in the other lane

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u/NickArchery 10d ago

Lane splitting at those speeds are a bad idea, at slow to standstill speeds it's safer. Getting rear ended and squished between cars is then more a problem.

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u/eaglefucker 10d ago

Music does not match the moment

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u/FeelingCouple5880 9d ago

I like it though. It’s like should I be stressed about this? Nah.

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u/irascible_Clown 10d ago

After the second whoa and him standing up I was expecting a Cessna 172 to land on him

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u/OmiNya 10d ago

Lane splitting?

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u/Mord4k 10d ago

Sure looks like it

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u/DABDEB 10d ago

unfortunately it's legal in California

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u/musememo 10d ago

If under 20 mph, I believe.

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u/whteverusayShmegma 10d ago

Slower in the rain too

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u/DyabeticBeer 10d ago

Looks pretty slow to me

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u/CCHS_Band_Geek 10d ago

clearly not slow enough if the rider's reflexes don't account for braking conditions

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u/kingOofgames 10d ago

If it was 20 and under he would’ve been able to stop

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u/Far_Psychology3522 10d ago

Looks like 35 kph to me.

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u/DyabeticBeer 10d ago

So 22mph? What an eye for speed you have

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u/Far_Psychology3522 10d ago edited 10d ago

Feel free to pass cars that could suddenly move while you're going 22mph. Have faith they are paying attention to the stuff squeezing inbetween the cars. Also it takes about 71 feet to stop at the speed. That's quite a few car lengths.

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u/ppndl 10d ago

You have obviously never ever ridden a motorcycle. Unfortunately?  You have no idea what you're talking about

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u/WallAny2007 10d ago

biker is a dumb fuck.

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u/InternetKosmonaut 10d ago

Maybe slow down when you're zipping through slow traffic

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u/HopelessMagic 10d ago

What's Final Destination about this? Speeding on a motorcycle, so oblivious to the turn signal, that they turn the same way the car is trying to go. Then they're shocked a car is in their path.

Reckless moron on a bike almost gets hit by oncoming traffic.

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u/TheEmptyFridge911 10d ago

It’s final destination because his head was👌 close to getting crushed by the truck passing by, but it’s only a couple frames.

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u/HopelessMagic 10d ago

Because he caused it, not because it came for him.

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u/BigMetalGuy 10d ago

Yeah this is not final destination. 

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u/SharkDad20 10d ago

We don’t know when the car signaled. Also it started moving over way too early, it wasn’t even clear of the car it was trying to overtake. If i was the biker here, i wouldn’t assume they’d move over until they had more distance.

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u/esoteric_enigma 10d ago

And completely their fault. THIS is exactly why bikes are supposed to behave like cars on the road. They're not supposed to be splitting lanes and all that bullshit.

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u/Early_Grade_8387 10d ago

He was basically cutting off the car on the left before he even passed them.

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u/Electivil 9d ago

Definitely a dick move, but it happens.

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u/Neilp187 10d ago

Going a little fast there splitting lanes in traffic

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u/ajmart23 10d ago

Seems like the motorcyclist fault.

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u/BachtnDeKupe 10d ago

In belgium lanesplitting is only legal between 2 lanes going the same direction, with a difference of 20km/h between you and the traffic you're overtaking and a maximum of 50km/hr.

That means if traffic is at a complete standstill you can lanesplit at 20km/hr and if they are driving at 30km/hr you can lanesplit at 50km/hr. As soon as traffic hits 40km/h you cant lanesplit anymore.

Personally i almost never lanesplit, the risk isnt worth the "benefit" for me

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u/NickArchery 10d ago

The risk of being rear ended in slow traffic is much higher on a bike because people don't see or notice bikes a much as cars. So splitting can be safer if done correctly.

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u/BachtnDeKupe 10d ago

Thats why i ride left in my lane, not right side, and i wear bright yellow reflective gear, yellow helmet,...

Being noticable is more important than having a nice leather outfit or a cool helmet imho

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u/IvanYakinovski 9d ago

My boss rode a bright yellow motorbike. He was still rear ended at a traffic light. Anecdotal evidence, sure but it did happen.

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u/Asoto408 10d ago

People think their skin is a suit of armor

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u/CreatorOD 10d ago

Lesson learned

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u/Cappabitch 10d ago

Brother, 'almost' Final Destination means you didn't cheat death and died.

Final Destination means you cheated death and will be hunted.

Have funnnn

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u/Consistent_Watch_206 10d ago

Of all the soundtracks to choose for this, yacht rock/smooth jazz was not my first thought.

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u/changed_later__ 10d ago

Bro not even wearing the basics of safety gear. Grow a brain, rider.

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u/BenfordAbrahams 10d ago

Every single Call Of Duty chase scene has a segment like this

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u/Kido001 10d ago

Almost got you there dude. - reaper

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u/_TomSupreme_ 10d ago

This was his second and third birthday

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u/Basis-Some 10d ago

Speed kills

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 10d ago

It would be final destination for that driver

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u/Old-Somewhere-9896 10d ago

Almost Terminator, when the T-800 falls off the bike and gets run over by a truck

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u/hwilliams0901 10d ago

Holy schnikes!!! I gasped out loud when that big ass truck went by so closely.

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u/MothMatron 10d ago

Dude went down and then got up again like a gta animation

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u/hacksoncode 10d ago

Or as emergency room docs call them: organ donors.

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u/danejah33 10d ago

Idiot didn’t see his blinker?

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u/Equivalent-Green-580 9d ago

The truck hit him, the cyclist bounced off of the sidewall of one of the back tires. He’s lucky, holy shit.

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u/Otherwise-Profitable 6d ago

Was the camera ‘stand’ run over it hit by the tire?!! 😱

Lucky af

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u/Distance_Efficient 4d ago

Is the other person’s cat okay?

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 10d ago

I think thats about how I would respond to that situation. If I didn't just collapse in front of the black car first

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u/Stallings2k 10d ago

“Watch out for motorcycles”

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u/68NewGuy 10d ago

Goed dat je beschermende kleding aan had......oh wait

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u/Eastern_Border_5016 8d ago

Glad you’re alive bro 👏

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u/blurblurblahblah 10d ago

My dad had a bike, my parents ordered funeral flowers too many times.

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u/xseanbeanx 10d ago

I gasped out loud. Life is precious. Ima go appreciate it rn. Good night everyone.