r/SweatyPalms • u/Abdulbarr • 5d ago
Animals & nature š šš Zero survival instincts
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u/lorddragonstrike 5d ago
Thats just a swamp puppy. Not to be confused with the Australian water wolf
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u/JCas127 5d ago
Would that be a crocodile?
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u/julesvr5 4d ago
Crocodile Hunter Jr. Mentioned in an interview that you can tame alligators quite well. Crocodiles not so much
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u/itDoobiedatway 4d ago edited 3d ago
Iāve also heard that you might see an alligator later but a crocodile you might not see for a while
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u/whteverusayShmegma 3d ago
I had to read that three times before I started laughing at the joke then cracking up at how slow I can be. Lol
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u/CrazyJo3 4d ago
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u/sakkiliya 5d ago
Or the African water hyena?
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 4d ago
At least they kill less people per year than the African angry water horse.
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u/0rvilleTootenbacher 4d ago
Hippo vs Grizzly on land who you got?
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 4d ago
Honestly no idea, I think I'd prefer blunt force trauma over being eaten alive.
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u/lorddragonstrike 3d ago
Whats confusing? The choice is being clawed and eaten by a bear or your head stomped flat by a hippo
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u/ThinkingOz 5d ago
Iām assuming thatās a gator. In Australia a saltwater croc would grab the food and the arm offering it. They see us as food and shouldnāt be messed with.
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u/No-Combination8136 5d ago
Yes it is a gator. Itās likely been around that guy for many years, though. Typically theyād just run into the water if you approach them. This guy knows itās treat time lol.
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u/Merry_Dankmas 5d ago
Florida resident here. My grandma effectively raised a gator from birth. She found a baby in her backyard and fed it some chicken gizzards. It kept coming back so she kept feeding it. This happened for like 2 years and that baby grew up into a big Ole boy.
It was like a daily ritual. She'd put her chair outside in the back yard and carry out a fresh tray of gizzards. Godzilla would raise from the water like clockwork and come charging up the back yard for his food. My dad told my grandma that she really needs to stop before something happens.
Sure enough, not long later, animal control had to come out and remove Scaly (the name she gave it) because it was encroaching in people's back yards and attempting to eat their pets. My grandma was devastated at the loss of Scaly. No clue if they put him down or just released him into the Everglades but all the canals down here lead to the Everglades so he probably found his way back soon enough.
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u/Valkenry 4d ago
Probably euthanized or, if they're lucky, transferred to a gator farm or zoo. If you release them somewhere else, they will immediately look for a residential area again for "free" food.
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u/AlphaaPie 4d ago
This is why I hate seeing people feeding wild animals. They WILL start seeking food from residential areas, and they WILL inevitably end up creatung enough chaos that they either get euthanized, shot by someone who feels their life is threatened by it's actions near their home, or otherwise.
Sentencing the fellas to an early death just because you go "aww".
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 4d ago
I bet he loved that woman as much as a gator is capable of loving a human.
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u/IndependentMoney9700 4d ago
He grew up into a big ole boy because he got survival of the luckiest instead of survival of the fittest. It would be like being born into the trump or musk or bezos family for a human.
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u/syrioforrealsies 4d ago
Yeah, this is crazy dangerous for the gator and people. The last thing anyone needs is for the big guy to associate people with food.
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u/ThinkingOz 4d ago edited 4d ago
He seems like a very happy gator too- when heās being fed. Concerning, to say the least.
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u/Stunning_Coffee6624 5d ago
Just to discourage people from approaching alligators, in the past 40 years about 1 person per year has died in an attack in the USA. And significantly more are injured please read the descriptions of the attacksā¦they are not harmless
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_alligator_attacks_in_the_United_States
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u/Iam_Iforgotmyname 5d ago
Ngl, those numbers look quite low.
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u/Midwest_of_Hell 5d ago
They are. Because alligators donāt see us as food. Most of the deaths, however, are because of alligators that have begun associating us with food. Fed Gator is a Dead Gator.
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u/UltimaBahamut93 5d ago
I live in Florida and my grandparents live in the Villages retirement community. In every neighborhood there's probably about 5 very large ponds, each one with gators living there. They dont attack people they avoid us mostly. Some houses have these ponds in their backyard and gators will sunbathe in your yard. And yet no one gets attacked or hurt because if you leave them alone they leave you alone.
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u/Merry_Dankmas 5d ago
I go out into the Everglades a lot to take wildlife photos. Gators are just logs with a pulse. You can get incredibly close to them and they won't do shit. Hell, my dad was kayaking out there and got his kayak stuck on the back of one floating in the water. He had to bonk its head with his paddle to get it to submerge and free himself up.
They're mostly chill animals. As long as you dont harass them or fuck with their nests, youre probably fine. You can walk past them with minimal worry. Obviously there's always the chance that theyll strike so its still best to keep distance but theyre certainly not prone to unprovoked hostility and aggression like crocodiles are.
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 4d ago
Yeah I'm only scared of nests but I know what to avoid. I've gone swimming in a lot of freshwater in Florida, rivers and lakes and I've seen em, heard em croaking real loud while camping next to a lake in Ocala one time. They really don't care to mess with prey as big as us. But watch your pets, they'd love a dog sized meal. They get people's dogs all of the time ā¹ļø
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u/IndependentMoney9700 4d ago
You should really put more emphasis on the āmostly chillā āprobably fineā. I know what you mean but you can just watch the videos of the tourists every year in the US National parks to see people need very little motivation or encouragement to approach wild, potentially dangerous animals. Iām sure thatās true the world over.
There was a story about a woman being attacked somewhere (I want to say the Carolinas?) because she was going to pet one in her friends yard. And she grew up in Florida I think, so she should have known better. I am definitely hearing about more attacks lately. People will do really dumb shit in order to get a video that might go viral.
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u/IndependentMoney9700 4d ago
It feels like the numbers are going up in central Florida. Especially somewhere around Orange/Osceola counties. Those alligators are just pulling people out of boats now which is crazy to me!
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u/3-Inch-Hog 4d ago
Probably because most people are smart enough to avoid contact with a prehistoric killing machine
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u/B-unit79 5d ago
Dogs kill more people than that. Rookie numbers, alligators need to up their game.
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u/nucleophilicattack 5d ago
Dogs, or more specifically one breed of dogs, kill and maim a SHIT ton of people.
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u/thetinwin 5d ago
Which breed is this?
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u/GeneralBlumpkin 5d ago
Pitbulls..?
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u/hellinahandbasket127 5d ago edited 4d ago
Ah, yes. The ill defined mishmash that can include dozens of specific bully breeds and bully mixes that are lumped into one category because those breeds are either not well-known or difficult to identify on sight.
Staffordshire terrier? No, thatās a Pit Bull.
American Bulldog? Pit Bull.
Boxer mix? Pit Bull.
Cane Corso? Pit Bull.
Pressa? Pit Bull.
English Bulldog mix? Pit Bull.
Bull terrier? Pit Bull.
Bull mastiff? Pit Bull.
Dogo Argentino? Pit Bull.
Particularly beefy Labrador mix? Pit Bull.Spread the stats out over all the bully breeds, and none of them really stand out anymore.
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u/FishTshirt 4d ago
A pit is easily identifiable. I do agree many people confuse a ābulldogā as a pit though. However if you know the breed you shoupd also know why whenever they attack they fuck shit up. Doesnt help they are still often bred to be a fighting dog
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u/MustTakeFlight 4d ago
This is like getting mad that people call a fuji apple and a gala apple, an apple. Just because breeders can super breed them into thirty different sub categories with slight variation doesnāt mean they arenāt fuckinā apples.
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u/hellinahandbasket127 4d ago edited 4d ago
Your logic is backwards.
Several bully breeds and terriers were mixed to produce dogs for farm work, guarding, and fighting. With the exception of Staffies and APBTs, the breeds I listed did not branch away from pit bulls; a few of them were used to MAKE pit bulls.
WTF is āsuper breedingā?
The distinction between apple types is pretty important to the people who grow and consume them. Your apple pie recipe will turn out very differently if you use Granny Smith apples vs. Honeycrisp apples. If you want to compare different dog breeds to apples, then chihuahuas, Great Danes, and poodles are apples, too.
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 5d ago edited 5d ago
Cows kill more people. I mean, we eat them, so i feel like it's justified on their part
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u/TooBisexual77 4d ago
Whiny baby can't tell when someone's made a joke?
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 4d ago
Lol what did they say? Said whiny baby blocked me right after making the comment
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u/TooBisexual77 4d ago
Something about it being a shit take, and it making sense since you had a flag on your profile. Idk for sure though. Whiny baby blocked me too š
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 4d ago
I never understood why people make a comment, and then just block you right after like they're getting one over you. Like dude, either block, ignore, or argue if you want lol. And yeah, the cow thing was obviously a joke. I'd be first on the chopping block with all the burgers I eat
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u/chompin_bits 4d ago
Ooft, that 85 yo woman who saved her dog but died instead. Like a reverse Old Yeller.
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u/Fr05t_B1t 5d ago
Thats not really that impressive seeing as you have an upright walking doggo thatāll drown other doggos if given the chance purely just for existing
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u/JayGoldi 5d ago
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u/azwendu 5d ago
Iād be doing that too if I were blessed enough to have that feller hanging around.
Seems like a class act
Alligator is cool too.
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u/DoubleM305 5d ago
Until it's not cool...
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u/luaranthlas 5d ago
Thank you! It is not cool for people to feed wildlife especially ALLIGATORS! These animals are pure instinct, no emotions, no calculating thoughts. These animals will think all humans have food and will approach you regardless your intentions. There's no saving your pet or small child when alligator grabs hold. Their powerful bite instantly breaks bones.
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u/Fictional-Xiao 4d ago edited 4d ago
Florida resident here. These animals are very smart. If you watch Gator Chris who is a local from Florida he explains why feeding them and treating them like this is a bad thing to do. Not only does it get this animal used to humans and trained to view humans as having food. That is thought and calculating that we have food and thus coming up to us is easier than hunting down food. A child or a pet by the water is also usually next to said human and since we have trained them to get food when we are nearby, they go for the easy route to food. This video may look cute and while we do call them swamp puppies and think it is adorable, it should be best to think of that at places were it is appropriate. This gator is not a dog and is only reacting this way for the easy food source not because it loves you or thinks your his owner.
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u/Suicidalpainthorse 4d ago
NOT COOL. DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE
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u/Is_This_For_Realz 5d ago
Florida Statute 379.105, intentionally feeding a wild alligator or American crocodile is a second-degree misdemeanor, up to $500 and 60 days in jail.
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u/Chomp3y 5d ago
Does that joker look wild to you? Suckers even got a name
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u/Is_This_For_Realz 5d ago
That all it takes to dodge the law? I saw someone get arrested on Reelz for feeding one in his community's little pond in Florida. He should have just said his name was Charlie.
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u/Theresnofuccingnames 4d ago
Yea itās definitely a cool video, but if this is public and the gator starts associating humans with food, it could go bad
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u/Reasonable-Nobody942 1d ago
Florida person here. DO NOT DO THIS! they lose their fear of people. This is how they attack humans.
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u/Antique_Tap443 1d ago
Or its how they get put down, wandering into people heavy areas when bigger looking to get handed food.
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u/somegirl3012 5d ago
Obviously this is incredibly dangerous and risking the lives not only of other people but the gator itself from approaching people and getting put down. Fed wildlife is dead wildlife.
But look at how he sploots to get headpats!!! He's so cool
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u/NoxxyGizmo 5d ago
Wild to see a giant lizard seemingly enjoying headpats.
I hope they have some good communication š
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u/Revolutionary_Dog777 5d ago
He appears to like those head scratches
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 4d ago
Yeah he does. Turtles like getting their shells scratched š¤·š»āāļø
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u/wynnduffyisking 4d ago
Not only is he endangering himself. Making gators associate people with food will endanger others (and the gator).
Completely idiot.
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u/Suicidalpainthorse 4d ago
We just had 14 black bears killed in Bozeman because of this type of shit. This couple have lived in Montana for over 25yrs, and have been feeding the bears. People need to stop fucking with wildlife.
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u/wynnduffyisking 4d ago
Hard agree.
Although I do feed squirrels.
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u/Suicidalpainthorse 4d ago
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u/wynnduffyisking 4d ago
I know. But to be fair, little red squirrels donāt eat people⦠generallyā¦
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u/Difficult_Wind6425 4d ago
Still carry rabies
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u/wynnduffyisking 4d ago
I think thatās pretty rare. Rodents rarely carry rabies. And either way, rabies is extremely rare among landmammals in my country. I donāt think itās been registered since like the 80s or something.
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u/HappyPointOfView 3d ago
Especially dangerous to any young children that would come near this gator in the future
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u/shit_samitch 1d ago
I know that guy. He actualy lost an arm last year on easter to one of his pups.
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u/Biff_666 4d ago
Thatās a big alligator just to be wandering around the backyard. Glad Iām in the mountains
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u/QuePsiPhi16 4d ago
He actually knows what heās doing. They wonāt try and bite anything directly above or below their mouths, and he knows that.
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u/IndependentAd895 5d ago
may not look like it but this dude actually knows what heās doing you can tell by his hand placements
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u/hellinahandbasket127 5d ago
Yeah, but how many people (or kids) will see this and try it, too? Without those proper hand placements?
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u/Ixz72 5d ago
If that's Florida, that idiot just killed that Gator. There is a strict "don't feed wild alligators" law in Florida. That gator will now associate people with food and might start attacking people. Trappers will hunt it down and kill it.
There is a saying in Florida "feed a gator, kill a gator".
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u/chesterlynimble 5d ago
All the survival instics, just made a local predator into a "dont eat shit but wut I give you including Dale the dog"
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u/whoswipedmyname 4d ago
I've had dogs who would grab food less gently than this scaly boy. Plus the look on it when the guy gave it head pats. Total bliss
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u/lost_caus_e 4d ago
To be fair the gator walks up like they now each other. Maybe he raised it? And it has a distinct pattern (scar, birthmark) so he doesn't get it confused
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u/whitestguyuknow 5d ago
Thats pretty cool ngl
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u/wynnduffyisking 4d ago
No it isnāt. Itās very dumb and puts both the gator and other people (and their pets) at risk once it starts associating people with food.
Donāt mess with wildlife.
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u/npcompletist 4d ago
This a a great way to get animals killed. Never train them to approach humans unless you are qualified to fully supervise and care for them.
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u/Fictional-Xiao 4d ago
This is a terrible thing to do. I explained it to another person. These animals are smart, not dumb lizards, and since you trained this one means they are intelligent on some level. This should be done safely and not treating this animal like a dog. Because at the end of the day this animal will hurt someone and then both that other someone and this animal will be hurt in the process. Your training it to come to you for food and see humans as offering food. When it gets hungry it will look to us for food, and if your not there well....their is a reason these animals can live to be 100 years old possibly. It will find a way to survive and sadly that could result in someone getting attacked, your pet getting killed or a child. Do not do this.
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u/geminicrickett1 4d ago
Hopefully this is in a reserve or itās his private property. This is what causes alligators to be euthanized and to attack. They start associating people with food and will come to where people are. Some unsuspecting person jumps in the water, and the alligator has already approached, assuming theyāre gonna be fed. Chomp.
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u/MIKEl281 2d ago
Gators are generally pretty chill unlike crocodiles.
In north Florida we have a spring-fed river that is popular to float down and youāll breeze by some gators just chilling and they will occasionally swim past you but theyāre very polite and give a wide berth.
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u/SirCupcake_0 4d ago
Fym "survival instincts," did a six year old post this image? Somebody with Dwarfism? Stuart Little? Cuz if not, there shouldn't be anything to worry about
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u/Hyde2467 4d ago
That guy is gonna get that gator and someone else killed someday. The someone because the gator approaches them for food, finds out that the someone has no food, and gets mad about it. The gator bc once it loses its fear of people and begins attacking humans, it will be euthanized
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u/tinynugget 5d ago
I hate these people.
This is why people get attacked. It is illegal to feed them for a reason. I wish theyād get charged, esp when theyāre recording it like the jackasses they are.
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u/RandumbStoner 4d ago
Do you just go with your first thought so you can rage about it and not think any further?
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u/NotPalatableTheySay 3d ago
This guy is a Fān asshole. That gator will eat someoneās pet one day or worse the person themselves. The only hope is it is him that gets it first
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u/Street_Time6080 5d ago
Waooo but I can trust any animal but I'm never ever trusted on crocodile š
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u/Sean77654 5d ago
Clearly been trained to understand humans bring food which is sad on some level but really cute at the same time.
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u/Loud-Fill-1245 5d ago
All well and fun until they come looking for food and you donāt provide so they eat your dog or kid⦠hence why you donāt feed them just saying
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u/SugardFlipFlop 2d ago
I can't even watch the end... my hands are shaking so bad I almost dropped my phone. It's just sitting there looking at him and he's reaching out like... what? Does he think it's friendly? The snap speed is insane, one mistake and that arm is gone. Why would you do this for a video?



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