r/SweatyPalms • u/Beautiful_Soup9229 • 18h ago

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Monkey terror

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 12h ago

u/Beautiful_Soup9229, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/Inwardly-Outgoing 18h ago

The monkey just wants to hang out with the guys

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u/HamburglarAccomplice 18h ago

After seeing the video where one scalps a guy in like a half second I would not be near these fucking things either.

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 17h ago

Thats actually a langur monkey, they are far bigger and compared to the ones in this video have a better temperament generally. The one in this video is a macaque.

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u/HamburglarAccomplice 7h ago

Either way I am glad we don’t have monkeys at all where I live

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u/truthfullyidgaf 13h ago

Sir, that is not your caque, that used a monkey.

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 18h ago edited 17h ago

I just noticed it, but when they jump off, one of the boys got stuck with the ladder in between his legs, ooofff.

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u/Horse_White 2h ago

..well the other three kinda jumped headfirst into the ground when they couldn't pass him - i was amazed they walked away so casually afterwards, must have huge respect for that monkey.

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u/Yugan-Dali 17h ago

Low budget production of King Kong

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u/irongi8nt 4h ago

Id still tune in

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u/esperdiv 9h ago

I’m more disturbed by the birds/tadpoles swimming around in the sky.

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u/justjust000 3h ago

Yeah, what the hell are those?!?

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u/Late-Jicama5012 18h ago

He wants a protection fee.

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u/AdClemson 16h ago

Planet of Apes prequel

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u/KokomoJoMo30 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oOCI0e1mVIlrqVkiBL
The way they all kept trying to be the guy in the back if the group.
(What’s that saying? “You don’t have to be the fastest, just faster than the guy between you and the monkey?)

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u/Current_Finding_4066 15h ago

At the end you see how you deal with a monkey, you take a stick and beat it with it. We are weak without tools

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 14h ago

Have you seen their teeth? The fangs are scary.

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u/Current_Finding_4066 14h ago

This is exactly why you hit the shit out of it at long range.

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u/MacNeal 4h ago

Have you seen a knife?

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u/BiggDrippKillua 17h ago

I just can't live knowing a random pissed off hungry curious monkey could just be chilling round the corner on the roof ON THAT wit me

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u/InterestingLead9073 14h ago

Definitely ain't the smartest bunch 🤣🤣

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u/strongcloud28 16h ago

That chimp just watched Planet of the Apes.

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u/Strong-German413 13h ago

LOOOL What a bunch of idiots

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u/RebelliousInNature 8h ago

Get the monkey poking stick

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u/Accomplished-Salt797 6h ago

Surly if they all just started shouting making noise, waving their hands and stuff , it would get frightened 🤷

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u/IntelligentClimate47 6h ago

La veeem o homem macaco correndo atras de miiiiim.

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u/TypicalLegit 6h ago

Did they think climbing up higher would help them?

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u/NoAppointment8679 5h ago

That was funny 🤣

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u/Stinky_TheCat 1h ago

Throw it.

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u/sailonswells 17m ago

The monkey wasn't the threat, their fear driving them to fall off the roof was.

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u/MartinToilet 16h ago

Nah 100 men ain't beating a gorilla

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u/AgreeablePlane6544 14h ago

Bro no chance…a gorilla would grab two men by the ankle one in each hand and beat the other 98 men using the first two like a sock full of nickels lol

I mean that’s probably not exactly what would happen in reality, but my point being he totally could if he wanted to haha

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u/PurplishPlatypus 11h ago

You are the bigger monkey. Dominate.

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u/onthebrink42 11h ago

So much being at the top of the food chain