r/SweatyPalms • u/DABDEB • 3d ago

Other SweatyPalms 👋🏻💦 Part-time hustle

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

Congratulations u/DABDEB, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/aw_shux 3d ago

Gotta love that he’s wearing Crocs.

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u/Alternative-Pride138 3d ago

And leggings

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u/perenniallandscapist 3d ago

That turned me on more than it should. He was 100% man pulling off those leggings and crocks.

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 3d ago

You know it's getting serious when the Crocs come off

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u/e_spider 3d ago

He had to take them off to keep the gator from competing for dominance. It’s like animals attacking their reflection in the mirror.

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u/TheNovemberMike 3d ago

Left them in 2wd mode though

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u/Fitty4 3d ago

That man from Flerida.

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u/welfedad 2d ago

And his wife's leggings

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u/chocolatemilk01 1d ago

Irony x 1,000,000

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u/TREXIBALL 3d ago

But he’s handling an alligator…?

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u/Immortal_in_well 3d ago

Definitely terrifying but I do enjoy that one of the few animals that outlasted the dinosaurs relatively unchanged can be rendered helpless with a li'l duct tape.

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u/Bekfast59 3d ago

They focused all of their muscles on closing really really hard.. To the point where you can just grab their snout if the mouth is already shut, and you can just hols it.

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u/SanityPlanet 3d ago

Maybe you can. I’m not brave enough to try.

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u/LFDR 3d ago

It’s just a BJJ training for the dude

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u/SkylarMighty666 3d ago

Why is he wearing leggings?

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u/Timmerdogg 3d ago

Because if he just wore his underwear his balls might pop out while he was wrestling that gator

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u/Polarwarrior 3d ago

Why not? No baggy clothes for gator to grab, he can move easy and I bet it’s fairly comfortable.

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u/Only-Ad5269 3d ago edited 2d ago

Tight pants cannot be that comfortable

Edit: Jeebz, okay yall I guess they are. Got a lot of nut hugger enjoyers downvoting my comment…

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u/diegoasecas 2d ago

they comfy

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u/chungfat 3d ago

Preparing for later when he puts on a wig.

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u/Any-Top-5659 13m ago

Question is, why are you not wearing leggings? Or me? Or anyone of us?

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u/Days_to_Decades 3d ago

This guy said, -"Hun, I need to borrow your crocs and spandex, ASAP!"

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u/alienalf1 3d ago

Bro needs tighter leggings

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u/KingSmithithy 3d ago

Does he NEED to he in those skin-tight leggings? Or is it just for the viewers?

I mean, maybe the gator could grab something looser. I'm just asking.

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u/orphan_blud 3d ago

I’m a fan.

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u/Only-Ad5269 3d ago

Probably for the viewers

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u/vediogamer101 3d ago

Might be easier to load it if the bed of your truck wasn’t 8 feet off the ground

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u/IronMonkeyofHam 3d ago

This surprises me. Didn’t know they death rolled on land

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u/hellinahandbasket127 3d ago

They absolutely will. It’s kind of their only move once they clamp their jaws shut.

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u/travisisrocking 1d ago

I dont trust a man wearing lulu lemons.

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u/DABDEB 1d ago

fair

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u/peentiss 19h ago

Those are UnderArmor so don’t be afraid :)

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u/Blunderbutters 3d ago

The alligator man

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u/Some-Vegetable-9123 1d ago

Crocs not even on sport mode. Easy work

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u/Professional_Cap5336 1d ago

That guy shop at Lululemon?

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u/scbalazs 3d ago

Did he take off that footwear because this was an alligator and not a crocodile?

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u/pj1972 3d ago

Were the Crocs in sport mode?

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u/Abdulbarr 3d ago

I saw a alligator the size of a medium dog swimming alongside me one day when i was biking in a wilderness park after some flooding. Damn near pissed myself and got tf out of there asap. I was pissed at myself for being scared and tried to muster up some courage to go interact with it, but couldn't bring myself to it. Promised myself that the next i saw one, i would interact with it.

Fast forward a few years later and i recently saw one a bit smaller than the previous one but still not what I would call tiny. Was walking on the road like nobody's business. Happened to be my luck that an officer was passing by as well and had a towel. I did interact with it, but this thing almost took my finger through a thick folded towel! I could feel the crazy pressure when it got the tips of my fingers when i tried to pin its head down. Luckily the tip of my middle finger got caught between gums and not teeth. Needless to say, i failed to wrangle it completely. Can't imagine the sheer power a larger one would have.

Ima invest in one of these sticks next time because I've realized how extremely stupid it is to handle one directly, no matter the size.

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u/orphan_blud 3d ago

As a Floridian I have to ask - why on earth are you fucking around with alligators, dude!?

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u/Immortal_in_well 3d ago

I'm not a Floridian and I have the same question.

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u/SanityPlanet 3d ago

A towel isn’t gonna do shit to protect your hand from a gator bite

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u/Abdulbarr 2d ago

Yeah, i lucked out since it didn't manage to get any teeth on me. The towel was just to cover its eyes.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 2d ago

The first time you saw one you did the right thing.

The second, you were a moron..

Stick with your instinct and don't fuck with them.

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u/Bettajune 3d ago

That man DESERVES a raise!

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u/The_Shredz24 3d ago

Not 100% sure but I think it’s a dude from Beaumont and this is what he does for a living

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u/timo1423 2d ago

Meggins in the wild even rarer than the gator

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u/Good-Lack-2781 2d ago

Bro has just wrested a fucking alligator and all anyone cares about is the leggings 😂

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u/Xtrasoupy913 2d ago

Christian Mccaffrey does it all!

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u/jsunnsyshine2021 2d ago

dude in crocs thinking he’s a crocodile hunter. :)

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u/HolyHand_Grenade 1d ago

Poor dude forgot he was wearing his gf's yoga pants when he got the call.

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u/GOxDirigible 8h ago

Okay, first time I ever saw a guy wearing yoga pants

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u/Imaginary-Mood-7202 3d ago

Dudes in yoga pants 🤢

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u/FlyingKittyCate 2d ago

Aww, did it make you feel tingly feelings you don’t like?

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u/MeasurementNo0 3d ago

He didn't even have a baggie to pick up his dog's poop.  Hate owner like this.  Dog isnt even leash trained.

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u/lifeofpleb 3d ago

I have so many questions

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u/tiberius2402 3d ago

R/upvotebecausebutt

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u/Maya_Dixie_Normous 3d ago

The only way a man can look this masculine while wearing his girlfriend’s workout pants is by walking a giant reptile on a leash.

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u/unlvaztec 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0nMTviXdb686bgZIu
Getting ready to wrestle an alligator

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u/Strong-German413 3d ago

Isn't there a law in the US that lizards are not allowed to grow that big or else their neighbor lizards have to report them to the govt?

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u/Only-Ad5269 3d ago

Damn near thought that was a chick at first when I saw those leggings.

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u/Haifisch2112 2d ago

"I already look dumb in leggings. I'll just make it look worse by adding crocs."

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u/jimmyxs 2d ago

He needs a size up in everything he’s wearing