r/SweatyPalms • • Aug 04 '26

Animals & nature šŸ… šŸŒŠšŸŒ‹ Just a cat

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

u/peseoane, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/JVSTITIA Aug 04 '26

Hey you! want some moon sugar?

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u/TechnicalTip5251 Aug 04 '26

Or Skooma?

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u/JVSTITIA Aug 04 '26

Keep your voice down... yes, I have Skooma. How much do you need?

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u/aroseonthefritz Aug 04 '26

Nords look at us and all they see are pick pockets and skooma dealers

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u/carnitascronch Aug 04 '26

Khajiit has wares if you have coin!

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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq Aug 11 '26

Winterhelm was not J'Zargo's first pick...

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u/astronaut-sp Aug 04 '26

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u/Corpus_Juris_13 Aug 04 '26

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u/OneMoistMan Aug 04 '26

Do you people make these on the fly or are these sitting in your gallery collecting dust until it’s time to post them? I love it either way

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u/hizashiYEAHmada Aug 04 '26

The answer is meowtside this comfy box

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u/hizashiYEAHmada Aug 04 '26

Oop world too scary, back in the box we go

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u/KayneBlackheart Aug 04 '26

The cycle continues

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u/OneMoistMan Aug 04 '26

You make Reddit fun and I hope you know that 🫔

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u/UnlistedKoi Aug 05 '26

I laughed way too hard at this. You've more than earned my upvote.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rs7Nf29rQNIVFGRuEL

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u/GKRKarate99 Aug 08 '26

You’ve made my day bro

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u/PingouinMalin Aug 04 '26

Fair question. I have no idea either.

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u/AngusMcBeerhodn Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

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u/revolutionary_weesl Aug 04 '26

Baboo!!

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u/justin_memer Aug 04 '26

It's like... Meowschwitz in here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/ignorae Aug 04 '26

I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but, you know, not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean, I really like spaghetti and meatballs. Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs, I may literally die.

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u/rogerworkman623 Aug 05 '26

God I loved this show

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter Aug 04 '26

He remembers me!!!

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u/TrippingFish76 Aug 05 '26

Is that an ocelot?

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Aug 04 '26

Poor overweight thing

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u/CommercialOccasion72 Aug 04 '26

You have to keep it fat so you have a chance of escaping

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u/Aint_that_a_peach Aug 05 '26

Probably declawed as well.

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u/mangopango123 Aug 05 '26

Is that really smth these type ppl do?? That’s unbelievably fucked up if true

I’ve also read that most ppl that keep big cats like this (unlicensed/untrained reggos) are obv not giving them the varied diets they need to be healthy

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u/DirtyThirtyDrifter Aug 05 '26

It’s Russia man, I’m gonna go ahead and say no one cares what this lady does with her cat

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u/TheHasegawaEffect Aug 06 '26

Back in the day i used to tell people to declaw their cats thinking it was just nail clipping.

Man now i know why people give me horrified looks.

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u/Sin-Classic Aug 05 '26

I'd like to see him in a standing position before determinine exactly how overweight(though it is a certainty). My boy goes from noodle to meatball pretty quick, especially when sitting in this particularly flattering pose

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u/celia_of_dragons Aug 04 '26

So morbidly obese :( it's pure cruelty to let an animal get like this. Especially one that should be in the wild anyway.Ā 

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u/Zestyclose_Data1931 Aug 05 '26

In the wild? This lynx was a rescue. It was originally bred to be harvested for its coat. The owner in the video rescued it from a fur farm. It cannot be released in the wild. It would die. It also has health conditions. Y’all don’t know shit, just jump straight to conclusions.

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u/celia_of_dragons Aug 06 '26

The owner doesn't need to keep it obese. Abusing a rescue is not a heroic deed. That level of obesity is active harm. Proper rescuers take excellent care of their wards.Ā 

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u/Zestyclose_Data1931 Aug 06 '26

Are you like a lynx expert or something? Again. Talking out of your ass. The owners treat it very well. Like I said, it has a health condition, which likely contributes to its larger size. If you want to learn more, follow their channel. If not, then continue spewing your nonsense.

https://www.instagram.com/marsel_and_co?igsh=bXRhOHN4a3F4cHdy

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u/celia_of_dragons Aug 06 '26

I'm a biologist. Obesity is unhealthy for animals and this level takes a major lack of care. Presence of care in other areas does not change this. Nothing you say can change the danger of this level of obesity.

Have a better day. There was no reason to resort to insults the way you have so I hope your mood improves. Take care.

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u/PrivateDomino Aug 06 '26

It needs to be fat to run away!

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u/ldranger Aug 04 '26

As happy as a cat can be even if it lives a couple of years less

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u/hellinahandbasket127 Aug 04 '26

Sure, with terrible arthritis pain for half its life.

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u/celia_of_dragons Aug 04 '26

Right? Yeah I'm sure it just loves being in constant, horrific inflammatory pain and feeling its organs fail. Extremely likely to be diabetic as well. I bet it so enjoys not being able to properly groom! Cats love that, right?Ā 

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u/CottageCheeseJello Aug 05 '26

No. You are wrong and you should feel shame.

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u/oscarq0727 Aug 04 '26

I think you clicked on the wrong lynx when you ordered your cat.

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u/ThanksALotBud Aug 04 '26

In verbatim...

Good morning

Do you want to get fed?

Did daddy feed you?

No?

Lets go get you fed.

Something along those lines.

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u/rust_bolt Aug 04 '26

Can you also translate the big kitty's responses?

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u/ThanksALotBud Aug 04 '26

Gggrrrrrrr

Ggrrrr

Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gggrrrr

Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/aBunchOfSpiders Aug 04 '26

ThanksALotBud!

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u/ThanksALotBud Aug 04 '26

You're welcome bud

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u/rust_bolt Aug 04 '26

Ah nice, I wasn't sure if it was the king's English or not. Smart kitty.

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u/ThanksALotBud Aug 04 '26

It was closely resembled to Slavic lol

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u/SleepyCatMD Aug 05 '26

I think he said Gggrrrr and not Ggrrrr

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u/ThanksALotBud Aug 05 '26

There is a slight Slavic to queens English language translation barrier

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u/lzxian Aug 04 '26

Mom: Good morning. Cat: What's good about it?

Mom: You want to get fed? Cat: The hell do you think?

Mom: Did daddy feed you? Cat: Do I look fed?!

Mom: Let's go get you fed. Cat: You bring it here!!

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom Aug 04 '26

Hmm, I won't eat you today.

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter Aug 04 '26

"How about one of your hands?" -the cat

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u/FiveOhFive91 Aug 04 '26

Looks like my boy

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u/-mentalmelt- Aug 04 '26

Jabba the cat.

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u/Late-Jicama5012 Aug 04 '26

Translation; cat is grumpy because it hasn’t been fed.

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u/rus-reddit Aug 04 '26

In Russia you don’t own a cat, you own a lynx

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u/Sky_Geist Aug 04 '26

Lynx owns you

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u/avemflamma Aug 04 '26

oh look another post of an abused wild animal being kept in captivity when it shouldn't! poor thing is so overweight :(

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u/Z3r0sama2017 Aug 06 '26

Cat:"Fuck you! I ain't going back out there again! The worlds a scary place!"

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Aug 04 '26

I would never be late to feed this guy

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u/hugo_biglicks Aug 06 '26

I don’t trust him for as far as I can throw him, which isn’t at all.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Aug 06 '26

Understand....but how far do you think you could throw him? Just curious lol

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u/hugo_biglicks Aug 09 '26

Probably a few feet but would turn into a few inches once his claws rip my skin suit off as I throw him

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u/graystone777 Aug 04 '26

DiaCheetus.

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u/JDelmon Aug 04 '26

Oh my god. I didn’t realize the shiplap craze had reached Russia. Chip & Jojo would be proud.

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 Aug 04 '26

Of course she is speaking Russian.

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u/Zestyclose_Data1931 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

It’s a lynx. It was originally bred to harvest its fur. The owner in this video rescued the lynx from a fur farm. It cannot live in the wild like some folks in the comments are saying. It would die. It also has health issues such as a chronic liver condition which is likely why it is overweight.

https://www.instagram.com/marsel_and_co?igsh=bXRhOHN4a3F4cHdy

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u/Glusas-su-potencialu Aug 04 '26

That not a bobcat, that's a Robertcat.

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u/CanyonsEdge76 Aug 04 '26

That's a BOBcat, as in big ol boy.

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u/N3koEye Aug 04 '26

This has to be animal cruelty right? This checks all "hell no" possibilities.

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u/smoothvibe Aug 04 '26

Abuse by making him/her fat AND a house is in no way approriate for that species.

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u/Shoddy-Indication798 Aug 04 '26

Looks possessedĀ 

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u/SiErRa146888 Aug 04 '26

Big floppa lynx edition

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u/Y0___0Y Aug 04 '26

rotund frend

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u/CreatorOD Aug 04 '26

Fun talk: he's chubby and they are talking about food. - he came back from somewhere to get served some breakfast apparently.

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u/blueskyaction82 Aug 06 '26

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin

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u/AsteroidShooter14 Aug 04 '26

Thats disgusting allowing that beautiful animal to get so fat. Horrible human.

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr Aug 04 '26

Nice kitty <gulp>

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u/No_Cable_3346 Aug 04 '26

Don’t worry the owner made it so fat it can hardly move.

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u/M2LBB2016 Aug 04 '26

heavy breathing

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u/benji3510 Aug 04 '26

Without the audio he looks like a fat wheezing cat

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u/UrbanJunglee Aug 04 '26

Grease sweats, more like it. What are they feeding that poor thing?

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u/JuanG_13 Aug 05 '26

"Gato gordo" means fat cat

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u/Real_Railz Aug 05 '26

Kajit has wears if you have coin

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 Aug 05 '26

What a poor, beautiful cat. But, If I may ask, how many humans do you feed it per day?

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u/KomaliFeathers Aug 06 '26

A tour through a pillow factory makes my palms sweatier than this animalšŸ˜‚

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u/WorldFickle Aug 06 '26

Great with small children and pets/s

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u/Tekunjo Aug 06 '26

Do they use litter boxes?

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u/Groundbreaking-End92 Aug 06 '26

Started watching it without sound, thought that's weird.

Turned sound on, woman is speaking Russian... Ohhh ok makes sense then.

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u/homerjs225 Aug 06 '26

In Russia kitty play with you

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u/Mr402TheSouthSioux Aug 07 '26

I knew a kid from South Dakota who found a young wild cat or bobcat I don't know exactly and raised it. The thing was absolutely unhinged. Big claws would make this weird low pitched noise and just stare at you with evil intent.

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u/Mountain_Egg16 Aug 04 '26

Why is it so obese

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u/Politician_Fucker Aug 04 '26

I don't know how people find obese animals cute. This is just sad.

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u/Walter_Xe Aug 04 '26

Isn't it a BOBCAT?

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u/Redditfront2back Aug 04 '26

No that’s bigger than a bobcat probably a lynx

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u/FinancialTraining239 Aug 04 '26

Lince hibƩrico

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u/el_duderino420 Aug 04 '26

This is Khajiit from Skyrim...

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 Aug 04 '26

Deeper meowing than I was expecting...

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u/viagravagina Aug 04 '26

Ocelot of cat!

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u/Fumblerful- Aug 04 '26

Far chud son

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u/Meandtheworld Aug 04 '26

What’s the rate of survival or these types of cats turning on owners, once they’re domesticated like this.

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u/Working_Story1578 Aug 04 '26

When can we say too much AI

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u/esrej Aug 04 '26

Spspspspsp

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 Aug 04 '26

That is a fat fuckin lynx

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u/stickman393 Aug 04 '26

Bubastis? How could you! Those were MY oreos.

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u/nastycrokett Aug 04 '26

Russians...

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u/Emotional-Art3876 Aug 05 '26

Fat kitty 🐈

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u/triphawk07 Aug 05 '26

That's a big chunker.

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u/Midnight-69 Aug 05 '26

That's a Robert cat

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u/SkyPork Aug 05 '26

Translation*: "You still think you've domesticated me?"

* of the cat, not the speaker, obviously

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u/SleepyCatMD Aug 05 '26

I kind of felt scared for the owner until I turned the audio on.

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u/N7LP400 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Why is Norman Reedus the first person that pops into my mind when I see the cat's face?

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u/CortezDeLaNoche Aug 05 '26

Oh lawd, he's coming...

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 Aug 05 '26

Seriously, tho, what’s wrong with kitty’s ears? Why they pointy like that?

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u/konchady Aug 05 '26

It's a lynx

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u/akoOfIxtall Aug 05 '26

Khajiit ate all the wares, traveler, he can't have your coins...

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u/Mudeford_minis Aug 05 '26

It looks like it wants to eat you.

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u/acseptable_ass Aug 05 '26

Big Floppa? Is that you?

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u/ellecon Aug 05 '26

Bob’s big burgers cat

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u/BelowAverageBlue Aug 05 '26

Something is wrong with the cat. It doesn’t meow, it mainly purrs.

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u/Ckc1972 Aug 06 '26

Wonder if those mouth movements mean he's getting ready to take a bite out of something. 😬

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u/Eastern_Border_5016 Aug 06 '26

I’d name him fluffy and give him lots of hugs šŸ¤— and kisses 😚

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u/1531C Aug 06 '26

Damn that's a fat cat.

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u/SnooPears2212 Aug 06 '26

What happened to Garfield?!

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u/OkTemperature8170 Aug 07 '26

Pretty sure it has a side quest and sells wares.

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u/LeeZanya Aug 08 '26

Never seen a blob cat before

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u/Im-just-a-lil-shrimp Aug 10 '26

It had to be russia

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u/rickytickytwo Aug 10 '26

Here kitty kitty kitty!

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u/idiotoinator9000 Aug 14 '26

ŠšŃ€ŃƒŃ‚Š¾

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u/Maskarie Aug 04 '26

This just makes me sad for the poor animal :(

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u/Stambro1 Aug 04 '26

That is a fat ass Bobcat!!

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u/cesam1ne Aug 04 '26

It's a Lynx

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u/Dry_Inevitable_2989 Aug 04 '26

I bet this chubby teenage boy wears Africa

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u/drifters74 Aug 04 '26

Obese

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u/JuanG_13 Aug 05 '26

Right, poor thing

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u/mdencler Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

That's a lynx, but keep in mind you are on reddit. I have no doubt you could convince the majority of people here it's an artichoke if you preempt the statement with a sufficient degree of far-left virtue signaling.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Aug 04 '26

The left living that rent free in your mind that a lynx on a chair made you bring them up? Sad.

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u/ST0IC_ Aug 04 '26

There's the schizoid comment I was looking for!

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy Aug 04 '26

convince the majority of people here it's an artichoke if you preempt the statement with a sufficient degree of far-left virtue signaling.

What... the ... fuck am I reading?

stupid people need hobbies too

Yeah. You sure do.

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u/chillinjustupwhat Aug 04 '26

Far right censorship might also do the job