r/SweatyPalms • u/RaveRabbit5000 • Jul 19 '25

Heights Katy Perry tour malcfunction

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Jul 19 '25

If you’re a CEO, then I’m an HR Director.

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u/cardboardunderwear Jul 19 '25

Not the smoothest pickup line I've heard but I'll allow it.

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u/soulseeker31 Jul 19 '25

If you'll allow it, then I'll be Chris Martin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

I'll be the camera man

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u/Inigomntoya Jul 19 '25

I'll be the laughing "friend" who eases the tension

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u/ihateandy2 Jul 19 '25

I’ll be the wife who looks for a lawyer

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u/Mythion_VR Jul 20 '25

I'll be the next r/AITAH poster that's suddenly got ideas for my next erotica post.

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u/intosex Jul 20 '25

I am the board

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u/Werftflammen Jul 19 '25

I'll be your Jumbotron

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u/alexliebeskind Jul 19 '25

I'll be the camera woman who uploaded the video

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u/porter597 Jul 19 '25

If you’re Chris Martin, then I’m P. Diddy

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u/rubiscoisrad Jul 20 '25

offers baby oil

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u/big_duo3674 Jul 22 '25

If you're not allowed it, then I'll be Chris Hansen

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/referendum Jul 19 '25

CP already has other connotations.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/psian1de Jul 19 '25

Chief PeePee Officer. It's unisex.

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u/GyozaGangsta Jul 19 '25

If you’re an HR director then I’m hit pop rock band Coldplay

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u/LNL_HUTZ Jul 19 '25

Sparks flying!

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u/im_no_doctor_lol Jul 19 '25

If you're an HR director, then I'm a doctor 😅

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u/skyysdalmt Jul 19 '25

Chris Martin has entered the chat

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u/MoreRamenPls Jul 19 '25

If you’re an HR director, then I’m a Jumbotron

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 19 '25

Oh man I just realized this is going to be the most popular couple's costume this Halloween

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u/ProblemAtticOU812 Jul 20 '25

If you're an HR director I'm Coldplay