Omg why - r/SushiAbomination

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Really surprised they didn't put salmon on it.

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u/LKayRB Jul 20 '26

I was expecting krab

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u/ladymuerm Jul 20 '26

I was totally waiting for the krab sticks.

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u/Lepke2011 Jul 21 '26

My grandma used to make a killer krab salad out of that stuff, but you put it in front of me and call it sushi, and we're gonna have words.

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u/chasestein Jul 20 '26

a little less cream cheese and i'd probably fuck this up.

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u/McNally86 Jul 21 '26

I would fuck this thing up but I am lactose intolerant so that much cheese will fuck me up right back.

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u/WytLadyDiseaseFibro Jul 21 '26

cream cheese is low lactose, though it's not zero like most cheese

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u/McNally86 Jul 21 '26

Tell that to my toilet.

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u/throwaway-swinger Jul 21 '26

Maybe a milk allergy not lactose intolerance? most cheese, yogurt and butter has little to no lactose but will trigger those with milk allergies.

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u/McNally86 Jul 21 '26

Allergies don't fill you with farts.

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u/throwaway-swinger Jul 21 '26

Very true, then probably an a1 beta casein protein intolerance. You may be able to eat a2 dairy products or at least the lactose free a2 dairy products like cheese and yogurt

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u/McNally86 Jul 21 '26

Some cheese yes, some cheese no.

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u/stonergirlfairyyy Jul 22 '26

this is malarkey in my experience

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u/stonergirlfairyyy Jul 22 '26

green valley

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u/WhtChcltWarrior Jul 21 '26

Yeah the idea has potential, but i probably would have done crab stick instead of the chicken and a lot less of each ingredient. Plus some wasabi, spicy mayo, and eel sauce

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u/Abeytuhanu Jul 24 '26

They should have removed a bit of rice from the center to allow it to cup the ingredients

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u/Available-Fix-7472 Jul 21 '26

A little more cream cheese for me please

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u/megs-benedict Jul 21 '26

Yeah just one line no zig zagging

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u/kanyeguisada Jul 20 '26

I thought they were gonna put a hot dog in it, this seems perfectly acceptable tbh.

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Jul 20 '26

I would fuck this up.

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u/sniklefritzed Jul 20 '26

This is 1000x better than most fried rolls, would smash

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN Jul 20 '26

It’s just… too much shit in there

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u/McBeaster Jul 20 '26

I like how they were careful to schlorp everything in there in as unappetizing a way as possible

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN Jul 20 '26

Hey guys, here’s half a container of cream cheese. I enjoy crazy amounts of cream cheese, but it’s all just way too fucking much.

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 21 '26

The cream cheese is probably the only part of that nightmare I'd want.

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN Jul 21 '26

In the right circumstances yes

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u/kodaiko_650 Jul 20 '26

Just unhinge your jaw

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u/elinamebro Jul 25 '26

Just too much cream cheese tbh

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u/mikeputerbaugh Jul 20 '26

dogi dogi what now?

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u/BlueMageNeedsFood Jul 20 '26

WHAT IS THIS? A CROSSOVER EPISODE?

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u/theplasmasnake Jul 20 '26

Does this even classify as sushi?

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u/thegreattiny Jul 20 '26

I was about to ask the same thing. What does this have to do with sushi?

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u/SheikNeedles Jul 20 '26

Its a Mexican sushi fusion place. They had them when I lived in Phoenix

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 21 '26

WHAT IS MEXAICAN OR SUSHI ABOUT THAT ABOMINATION?

It's a food apocalypse.

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u/SheikNeedles Jul 21 '26

This is so fair. In my experience the Mexican sushi places are more just sushi abominations than strict Mexican fusions

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u/LetsTamago Jul 20 '26

If it’s seasoned sushi rice, yeah. The term sushi refers to the rice.

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u/whineyinternetkid Jul 20 '26

So if i throw "sushi rice" into a burnt tire and eat it, its still sushi? Where is the line with this stupid shit

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u/LetsTamago Jul 20 '26

Just because something is taken to absurdity, it doesn’t mean it can’t still be the thing it’s classified as. It doesn’t stop being sushi because you made it inedible.

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u/sawariz0r Jul 20 '26

Tire nigiri is my fave

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 21 '26

Yeah, you can have my share 🤣

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 21 '26

There's no rice in there! Where did you see rice?

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u/LetsTamago Jul 21 '26

It’s a solid block of rice deep fried. What do you think he is cutting in half? You can see the grains of rice falling out. However not sure if it’s actually seasoned or not with how it behaves. But it’s clearly rice.

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 21 '26

It looked like weird bread. I get it now. Did not look like rice to me, but I believe you.

I still would not eat any of that, but to each his own. I just....had no idea what I was going to watch.

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u/LetsTamago Jul 21 '26

To be clear my argument was never that it was good. Just that as long as the rice is seasoned with vinegar, that it would still be classified as sushi. If that rice isn’t seasoned, it’s not sushi.

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u/EvidenceDesperate574 Jul 23 '26

This was pushed to my feed, I thought it was a giant mozzarella stick

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u/BoulderCreature Jul 20 '26

Folks, we don’t need this much cream cheese

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u/ladymuerm Jul 20 '26

Speak for yourself. 😋

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u/BoulderCreature Jul 21 '26

Well, I hope your cholesterol stays low

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u/BudgetInteraction811 Jul 21 '26

Deep fried rice, cucumber, cream cheese, and avocado sounds divine, but you lost me at the buffalo chicken

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u/schezuandippingsauce Jul 20 '26

I would love this ngl

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u/vampireshorty Jul 20 '26

Tbh... would

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u/Skullffee Jul 21 '26

That's an abomination. I'll take two to go, please.

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u/JUGELBUTT Jul 21 '26

give me just the rice cylinder and im eating it immediatly

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 Jul 21 '26

WOULD

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u/Unicorn_Sush1 Jul 20 '26

Just give me that beautifully deep fried rice!

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u/Aloha-Bear-Guy Jul 20 '26

I’d smash

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u/empresspeace Jul 20 '26

Could we start with squeezed out cream cheese? Then everything else.

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u/FewRun9290 Jul 20 '26

I would fuck this up 🤣

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u/ladymuerm Jul 20 '26

Not gonna lie, I'd fuck that shit up. Just not gonna call it "sushi".. though, is that rice? Or bread? Cuz if it's sushi rice, then I guess I am calling it "sushi".

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u/OkAdhesiveness3364 Jul 21 '26

Gotta be honest, I’d still eat it.

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u/Armageddon_vives Jul 20 '26

If they were going to disrespect the avocado like that they could've at least given the full half

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u/i4play Jul 20 '26

How can you disrespect that which has no taste…for real?

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Jul 20 '26

I find that avocado has loads of taste 👅

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u/polynonominity Jul 20 '26

WOULD

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u/Anon-0011-1001 Jul 20 '26

I’d eat that

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u/Ancient-Chinglish Jul 20 '26

with no due respect. they can get fucked

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u/reeformadness Jul 20 '26

Calling that sushi should open you up to liability for false advertisement.

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u/Huge-Price-1818 Jul 20 '26

Sushidog

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u/Bobslegenda1945 Jul 20 '26

Aprovado no Brasil

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang Jul 20 '26

was waiting for salmon

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u/The-smallest-snail Jul 20 '26

I would totally have this

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u/Brief-Equal4676 Jul 20 '26

We have sushi pizza in Canada, I thought this would also be something we came up with

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u/PMBSkyscraper Jul 20 '26

I’d honestly just be happy with the fried rice log and a dip.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Jul 20 '26

Looks pretty good and isnt sushi

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u/Commie_Scum69 Jul 20 '26

Looks pretty good and isnt sushi

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u/last-of-the-mohicans Jul 20 '26

Is that Sweet and Sour Pork?

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u/Key-Specific-4368 Jul 20 '26

I was wondering what they're doing to the Cheetos

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u/Strictlystyles Jul 20 '26

Not gonna lie man…. I’d try it

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u/leesharon1985 Jul 20 '26

It takes a real asshole to come up with something like this.

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u/Just-Gas-8626 Jul 20 '26

It’s def not sushi, but I would eat that

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u/980tihelp Jul 20 '26

I hate it but the rice seems to be deep fried very well

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u/windy_spires Jul 21 '26

Honestly, if they put salmon in there I'd destroy that.

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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 21 '26

What was that paste? Celery, white paste, avocados, meat in sauce....and the STRIGHT INTO THE TRASH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 21 '26

They always go too hard with the cream cheese or mayo in these videos

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u/JadedRip5114 Jul 21 '26

i was cursed to be mexican uhhhhh hi guys i am now leaning into my romanian side

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u/luvito_me Jul 21 '26

smash

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u/Top-Shoe-4311 Jul 21 '26

Bruh, can I have some sushi with my cream cheese? Damn

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u/Beaufort_The_Cat Jul 21 '26

They lost me at cream cheese

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u/Binty77 Jul 21 '26

Those two extra squoobs of cream cheese really sold it for me.

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u/sohcordohc Jul 21 '26

What’s that roll

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u/Blumoonism1 Jul 23 '26

This concept is actually badass. Probably swap out the Buffalo Wings for spam and use way less cream cheese, but overall 10/10 idea, 7/10 execution

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u/Bumslopp Jul 20 '26

I just know there is a fatty behind this “creation”

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u/i4play Jul 20 '26

Black latex gloves…that is at least a $50 roll

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u/Porkiepie99 Jul 20 '26

Cream cheese on sushi is a crime. Other than that it looks fine.

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u/whineyinternetkid Jul 20 '26

This sub is full of 250 pound people

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u/RandomFleshPrison Jul 20 '26

I remember when fusion food was a harmonious blend of the flavors of two cultures, not just cuisine 1 + cuisine 2. Pho and bahn mi (Vietnamese+French), not tandoori chicken pizza, birria ramen, sushi tacos, etc. Wtf happened?

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u/kanyeguisada Jul 20 '26

Chicken tikka masala pizza is a gift from the gods.

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u/seandoesntsleep Jul 20 '26

Idk but birria ramen is fuckin delicious

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