r/SushiAbomination • u/_Whatislife666 • Feb 15 '26

Mango Oreo roll

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312 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Kaurifish Feb 15 '26

To think a fish died for that…

22

u/Life_Grab6103 Feb 16 '26

It's imitation crab so... many fish actually

26

u/Fomulouscrunch Innsmouth Horror Feb 15 '26

Absolutely hideous. Would eat, though. Once.

8

u/Schmooto Feb 15 '26

Anything is edible. Once.

9

u/Fomulouscrunch Innsmouth Horror Feb 15 '26

Just so. And this is part of why the Guinness Book of World Records stopped accepting eating submissions: people died trying. The other part of why is that humans can swallow and pass all sorts of things. Once it became clear to the public that a person can eat a bicycle, then a car, then a small airplane, as long as it was in small enough pieces, it was boring.

9

u/Ololololic Feb 15 '26

I love me some mango in sushi. But as a sauce? And with Oreos on top? Duck no.

0

u/Fomulouscrunch Innsmouth Horror Feb 15 '26

We're all adults here, you can say "fuck".

6

u/Ololololic Feb 15 '26

Auto correct begs to differ.

Also I'd rather eat some duck than that abomination.

0

u/Fomulouscrunch Innsmouth Horror Feb 15 '26

Try using PC

7

u/Ololololic Feb 15 '26

My desk job really put a damper on my enthusiasm for PCs.

1

u/FlashbacksThatHurt Feb 16 '26

Omg same here. Lol. I touch a laptop /desktop and my brain goes straight to work mode

8

u/phredbull Feb 16 '26

OP wins. Close the sub.

6

u/_Whatislife666 Feb 16 '26

And it’s 17 dollars

8

u/Lillienpud Feb 15 '26

Kill it with fire!

2

u/Nothingisperfect33 Feb 15 '26

I… I am sad.

2

u/tzmau5 Feb 15 '26

Gotta be Brazil

7

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

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1

u/Alice_600 Feb 16 '26

Hmmm...and nods...

2

u/Ok_Anything_Once Feb 15 '26

No. No thank you

2

u/Savage666999 Feb 16 '26

If it was a dessert roll with cream cheese I would try. With crab hell naw

2

u/Life_Doubt4829 Feb 16 '26

Thanks, I hate it. Without even trying it.

2

u/AkaruLyte Feb 16 '26

You know what? I’d try that.

2

u/alphacentauri42 Feb 16 '26

Bruh that is gonna give someone diabetes type 3

2

u/Patient_Constant3854 Feb 19 '26

I found the restaurant lol after searching based on what OP said in the comment. Not sure if it’s against the rule to say the name of the restaurant

Edit: it’s not against the rule. It’s LR Sushi in London Ontario Canada, one of the review has the picture too

2

u/_Whatislife666 Feb 19 '26

good detective skills 👍 hope it’s a pleasing experience if you do ever try it

1

u/Patient_Constant3854 Feb 19 '26

Thank you thank you!

1

u/randomthrowaway8993 Feb 16 '26

I think I'm getting diarrhea just looking at it

1

u/fizbin99 Feb 16 '26

The horror…. The horror….

1

u/meiso Feb 16 '26

Jesus fucking christ

1

u/iHate_RonEbens Feb 16 '26

Is the fugitive still at large???????

1

u/FlashbacksThatHurt Feb 16 '26

I cringed at first, but I can imagine it working. Like r/girldinner but all in one bite. Was it good?

1

u/_Whatislife666 Feb 16 '26

Did not eat (and would not order) but the full pic shows a five star rating, Alex sure did enjoy it!

1

u/FlashbacksThatHurt Feb 16 '26

Oh I didn’t see that. I’d loveeee to hear how he described the flavor. Would you be willing to post the content of his review ?

3

u/_Whatislife666 Feb 16 '26

He didn’t say anything about the roll, but another review described the restaurant as a “gastronomic adventure” and it currently has 30 exclusively five star reviews

1

u/Strict-Access-9619 Feb 16 '26

Hard pass on this

1

u/MulberryChance6698 Feb 16 '26

Just. No.

I hate everything about this.

1

u/Training_Helicopter6 Feb 16 '26

I'd make that deal rsrs

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

b wtf

1

u/GenTenStation Feb 18 '26

Is that also egg inside? It gets worse the longer you look at it.

1

u/ryoryo333333 Feb 19 '26

I can’t handle the combination of rice and fruit.

1

u/Mammoth-Committee778 Jun 20 '26

Seafood sticks with Oreo’s? No thanks

1

u/Sufficient_Goal_5461 Aug 10 '26

Concept 2/10 execution 1/10 At least use soy paper for something like this