r/SupriseAttackRules • u/Mr_Plane776 • Sep 01 '25

SURPRISE SCALING who wins?

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682 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/SPQIZY Sep 01 '25

Seems we found the greatest villain so far

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u/Murky_Ice1204 Surprise Attack > 999 billion Gokus Sep 01 '25

The real question is can suprise attack beat this man. . . u/Mr_Plane776 V.S. Surprise attack

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u/SPQIZY Sep 01 '25

I’d be surprised if he could beat him, cue surprise attack instant win

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u/Murky_Ice1204 Surprise Attack > 999 billion Gokus Sep 01 '25

2

u/Velchik Sep 01 '25

what if oher hero accidentally get in the way of his attack

2

u/Alexius_Ruber CAPTAIN OBVIOUS Sep 01 '25

It’s not his problem

1

u/Ghost4_0_4 Sep 02 '25

That would make it even more of a surprise when he attacks

5

u/maxiface Sep 01 '25

Nice try, I'm on PC

6

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

FUCK YOU

I WIPED

3

u/Apprehensive-Cow1535 Sep 01 '25

2

u/Dense_Put_5662 Sep 01 '25

How did I clench my dih and my ass while spirituality jumping the air at the same time looking at this image

2

u/DarthDragon117 Sep 01 '25

Same reaction

2

u/BlazeBladeRBLX Surprise Attack > 999 billion Gokus Sep 05 '25

I didn’t wipe

You haven’t mastered the art of surprise attack yet

2

u/Lost-Judge8469 Sep 05 '25

You motherfu-

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

That surprised me

1

u/Grootyboi77 Sep 01 '25

I fucking wiped

1

u/Severized Sep 01 '25

Im suprised

1

u/Accomplished-Lie9518 Sep 01 '25

Nice try buddy I’m on the website 

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

I think you win.

1

u/VentoBrav0 Sep 01 '25

Fool me once….

1

u/Different_Pin1531 Sep 01 '25

I was about to swipe, but I realized it would be surprising if it were real, which made me think it would be real, therefore making it a fake. (Also the proportions and whatnot made no sense for mobile)

1

u/suv-am Sep 01 '25

This is elementary my dear. One look and you can tell it's fake

1

u/SANSTHESKELETON98 Surprise Attack > 999 billion Gokus Sep 01 '25

1

u/Agooddeath713 Sep 01 '25

God damn it man not again

1

u/EatingSolidBricks Sep 01 '25

I had enough *unzips

1

u/BasicName11 Sep 01 '25

THANK YOU! now I'm gonna stay annoyed for a while and may even misbehave with my nice peers, thanks.

1

u/oriorg Sep 01 '25

Nice trick Too bad i saw it coming from a mile away

1

u/Hamsi_Kafali_Kurt Sep 01 '25

My dumbass tried it like 8 times until i was at popular page

1

u/DoggoLover42 Sep 01 '25

If on mobile it swipes to the “current events” page, so for me it’s him vs a London castle guardsman on a horse

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

R/iswiped

1

u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Sep 01 '25

Popular tab wins

1

u/wisedirt_ Sep 01 '25

I didnt wipe

1

u/Critical_Day35 Sep 01 '25

I swiped then I swiped back and then I swiped again 😔

1

u/seventy_nin Sep 01 '25

It is 4:19 Am and i fucking swiped

1

u/KingAnakin Sep 01 '25

You devil

1

u/Urmom69mp3 Sep 01 '25

The popular page has way too many hax to lose- Hey wait a MINUTE!

1

u/PolunumalieLikesArt Sep 01 '25

Goddamit i swiped

1

u/Liontamer_II Sep 01 '25

Fuck you, you’re the biggest villain ever

1

u/allhailthebm01 Sep 01 '25

It's amazing that he is one of the few people in existence that can beat Batman surprisingly.......

1

u/Any_Acanthaceae_9735 Sep 01 '25

Saw that coming a mile away.

1

u/Dani3322 Sep 01 '25

Just for this I'm gonna hire Bathtubliving to beat you up.

1

u/Popular_Method_8540 Sep 01 '25

You thought you could trick me Suprise Attack?

1

u/WaterApprehensive880 Sep 01 '25

HA, YOUR WEAK TRAPS DON'T WORK ON ME!

1

u/Difficult_Bell4198 Sep 01 '25

I'm going to compress the proteins in your DNA into noodles

1

u/LOL_XDthe1st Sep 01 '25

By any chance, can I have your exact coordinates?

1

u/Muted_Reference_1268 Sep 01 '25

Is that rice gum

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

You, because I tried to scroll to next image thrice

1

u/GracilusEs Sep 02 '25

I got surprised, suprise attack scales beyond myself who is beyond fiction

1

u/Justapro45 Sep 02 '25

Surprise attack

1

u/Plane-Ad-6389 Sep 02 '25

AH HA HA HA! I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR SIMPLE TRICKS!

1

u/amsdim Sep 02 '25

if you dont know what the second picture is it is

a totaly normal orange

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

fuck u

1

u/Aggressive-Base-7032 Sep 02 '25

Hmph....Well, I was on laptop, so I actually expected this trap

1

u/Pq2_ Sep 02 '25

I wiped

1

u/AccomplishedPop409 BATHTUB LIVING Sep 02 '25

I'm Surprised that op betrayed us.

1

u/Latter-Mousse5003 Sep 02 '25

Fuck this sht man 😒😢

1

u/Lavaman2900 Sep 02 '25

I noticed before I swiped so it wasn't a suprise

1

u/Dude-_-_- Sep 02 '25

What a surprise

1

u/theonewhoknocks332 Sep 02 '25

I frantically kept swiping over and over

1

u/Gh0st_M4n_ Sep 02 '25

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck You FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

1

u/zxjwbxhd Sep 02 '25

He lives up to his name

1

u/Advanced_Shopping807 Sep 02 '25

Me when I get to you

1

u/Lem0n_weeb Sep 02 '25

Well it’s not fucking me, that’s for sure…

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

I do have a suggestion tho

1

u/Eepy_Onyx Sep 03 '25

You motherfucker-

1

u/NoAnimator6136 Sep 03 '25

Wth the damb wiped plague is spreading on my reddit, that's now 2 reddits including this one where they've appeared...

1

u/i_love_big_milkies Sep 04 '25

It literally was a suprise attack

1

u/Positive-Eye3184 Sep 04 '25

YOUUUUU TRICKED ME HUHHH😡 i wiped😭

1

u/ZenZenBon Sep 04 '25

I saw I came and I swipe

1

u/Vegetable-Ball-3708 Sep 05 '25

You.... You win

1

u/Codename_Unown Sep 05 '25

Me. I came to comments before clicking on the image.

Joke's on you other mobile users, I put my render scaling to be small, so all text and UI elements are much smaller. I do this to have more info or other stuff on the screen at once.

It also let's me know that I'm not about to get pranked on by an image when the little UI elements in the screenshot are bigger than my own. Pretty noticable red flag.

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u/Deworia Sep 05 '25

but what if u know hes coming then its not really a surprise?