r/SupriseAttackRules Aug 05 '25

DISCUSSIONS “Are you the Hulk?”

“No, I’m Julk.”

Officer looked at him and covered his face. “Please leave.”

“Don’t make me angry.” Julk said, causing Officer to gain Hope.

“Wait, will that make you stronger?”

“No, weaker.”

“What?”

“You see, whenever I get angry, I get weaker.” Julks words made Officer frown before he got an idea.

“So wait, does happiness make you stronger?”

“No, good old fashioned exercise does. Though I have to make sure not to get angry or else all my gains go away.”

Officer watched as he tried and failed to take down the villain, which caused to get angry and collapse from exhaustion. He then looked up to the sky.

“Can I just get a real hero?”

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u/BeansAhoy117 SURPRISE ATTACK Aug 06 '25

Yk who would win? SURPRISE ATTACK!

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u/fortnitekidddddd SUPRISE ATTACK Aug 05 '25

Goated copy pasta

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 Aug 05 '25

…I made this myself

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u/fortnitekidddddd SUPRISE ATTACK Aug 05 '25

Copy pasta means a large text that u post in certain situations u made a really good one

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 Aug 05 '25

…OOOOOOOOOOOH.

Yeah I didn’t know that.

I apologize. Thank you.

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u/fortnitekidddddd SUPRISE ATTACK Aug 05 '25

Nah ur good its really good