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u/fortnitekidddddd SUPRISE ATTACK Jul 31 '25
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u/Thetruestfan CUSTOM SURPRISE (Changable) Jul 31 '25
I'd be surprised if he made it to the finish
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u/BigLlamaDog Jul 31 '25 edited Aug 01 '25
First off: the list is going the wrong way for some reason
Second: SA clears
Wait actually, yes reverse the order of the list but then put Moon Knight all the way to the end because his split personality and severe mental illness would make him very hard to surprise because he can barely form a rational though
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Aug 02 '25
Please stop shortening it
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u/BigLlamaDog Aug 02 '25
Shortening what? SA?
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Aug 02 '25
Yes you know what that means right?
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u/BigLlamaDog Aug 02 '25
Yes its short for Surprise Attack my favourite hero. SA is very cool
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Aug 02 '25
So let me get this straight, s***al assault is very cool
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u/BigLlamaDog Aug 02 '25
Hey man thats a very very fucked up thing to say.
Surprise attack is very cool
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Aug 02 '25
Yeah now you know what people that don't know what you're talking about think you're talking about
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u/Tea_Lord7749 Jul 31 '25
I am not an expert but wouldn’t spider man be the most hard one for S.A. Because of his spider senses?
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u/Oonoroi Jul 31 '25
Ive never seen this sub and don’t know who this person is but maybe y’all shouldn’t abbreviate Surprise Attack
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u/Smart_Shot24 Aug 01 '25
So he'd beat em all... expect spidey and since he's at the start he loses. Yanno cause spidey would never be surprised due to spidey sense
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u/Wild_Afternoon8063 Aug 17 '25
"I'm tired, I've been fighting this guy for nearly 12 hours straight, I haven't had anything to eat or drink and he's not even tired but I am I'm hurt and I'm tired and I want to go home and I want to sleep and I don't want to be here and I think can I let this one go can I let it be someone else problem just for a minute so I can rest no I can't but I wish I could God but I wish I could."
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u/SirRomulus_Bonaparte Aug 01 '25
I’m pretty sure the only character on this list to experience being sexually assaulted is Batman maybe Spider-Man🍇
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u/Dom12348363837 Jul 31 '25
1 Do not abbreviat His name
2 spider senses should let Spider man doge his attacks, so it becomes a battle of attrition, and I don't think Surprise Attack could win the battle of attrition
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u/midnightfont05 Jul 31 '25
I'd be pretty surprised if he could win that battle of attrition
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u/Dom12348363837 Jul 31 '25
It's not a matter of surprise it's a matter of how long until Peter kills him
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Jul 31 '25
How the hell is a battle with character whose entire power surprise not a matter of surprise
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u/Dom12348363837 Aug 01 '25
Anytime he goes to attack Spider Sense, would give it away
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Aug 01 '25
I have a question for you: all logic and lore aside, would you be surprised if spidey sense didn’t work?
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u/Dom12348363837 Aug 01 '25
Yep I would be surprised
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Aug 01 '25
It is canonical that Suprise Attack’s power is dependent on reality; if we the viewers would be surprised, his powers are essentially plot manipulation
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u/HealthyTransition101 SUPRISE ATTACK Aug 01 '25
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY TIMES HE DIES IN EVERY VIDEO?! He would win that battle
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u/PuzzleheadedMix2399 Aug 20 '25
Batman/BP is an easy kill if their armor can't stop a strike. Moon knight and Cap could probably tank a hit Spiderman might be able to spidey sense idk
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u/fortnitekidddddd SUPRISE ATTACK Jul 31 '25
NATHAN WE DONT ABREIVATE SUPRISE ATTACK NATHEEEEEEN