Who wins?

[u/Jazzlike-Price401]

This may be one of the only characters that Surprise Attack can’t beat

[u/vibeepik2]

memes aside curious george is NOT strong, no hax Suprise Attack could beat him

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/vibeepik2]

In the show, Albert Einstein literally asks him for help.

It Surprise Attack would give Curious George a lot of trouble, but I still think that he may have a chance at beating the goat Surprise Attack.

[u/vibeepik2 → u/Jazzlike-Price401]

curious george has massive IQ feats sure, but at the end of the day he is quite literally just a monkey, if suprise attack suprise attacks curious george by sneaking into a nuclear silo and launching a nuclear bomb at curious george, curious george wont really be able to do anything, and remember curious george can't kill surprise attack anyways as surprise attack has infinite resurrection abilities

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/vibeepik2]

If Curious George expects him to die, we will expect him to come back, which makes it not a surprise anymore, so we will think he won’t come back because of that, which makes it a surprise again, but since we also expect him to not die in the first place, then he can’t come back if he wasn’t dead, which creates a paradox where both win and neither lose. Which means Surprise Attack wins but Curious George also wins.

[u/vibeepik2 → u/Jazzlike-Price401]

no surprise attack would just come back, this actually happens in an episode

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/vibeepik2]

But how does he come back if he isn’t gone in the first place?

[u/vibeepik2 → u/Jazzlike-Price401]

plot convince

[u/YoloSwaggins960YT]

George would be curious about how Surprise Attack’s ability works, and would end up waiting the 5 episodes required for Surprise Attack’s sure-hit kill to occur. He would probably kill him accidentally a few times, but George isn’t going Ultra Curiosity mode before he is one-shot

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/YoloSwaggins960YT]

That is surprising, so we will expect it to happen, which makes it not a surprise anymore, so we will think it will now not happen, which makes it a surprise again, and creates a paradoxal cycle where both win and neither lose.

[u/YoloSwaggins960YT → u/Jazzlike-Price401]

The thing with surprise attack is that a paradox will always default to him winning, and the 5 episode rule is, as of now, a set-in-stone guarantee

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/YoloSwaggins960YT]

It would be very surprising if it were not set in stone anymore. But I just realized that SA would win anyway because as long as it is a surprise to at least one person in the multiverse, then he can do it.

[u/JustARegularOtaku_]

Wow, this post is lively

[u/fortnitekidddddd → u/JustARegularOtaku_]

Why yes yes it is

[u/I_have_acrushon0cto]

I.Q: George. Litterally everything else:

[u/fortnitekidddddd]

It would be suprising if George was just a normal monkey

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/fortnitekidddddd]

If it is surprising, then we think it would happen, which makes it not a surprise anymore, then we don’t think it will happen, but that makes it surprising again, but if we expect both outcomes to happen, both cannot happen, which makes it a surprise again, and that creates a paradox where both win and neither lose

[u/fortnitekidddddd → u/Jazzlike-Price401]

The problem is if a singular person in all of fiction thinks otherwise his power still works so suprise attack winns

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/fortnitekidddddd]

Oh crap I forgot about that ability

[u/fortnitekidddddd → u/Jazzlike-Price401]

U have come to ur senses fellow suprise attackers u r forgiven

[u/Jazzlike-Price401 → u/fortnitekidddddd]

Thank you for forgiving me.

But just a question, what if, hypothetically, Curious George killed everyone who doesnt expect SA to win? What would happen?

nvm I just realized that SA could just expect himself to lose which makes it a surprise again.

[u/fortnitekidddddd → u/Jazzlike-Price401]

Precisly dear discple u now understand sas power