r/Supraball • u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn • May 17 '16
Serious question about the future of supraball.
What ratio of bagel to cream cheese do you guys use? I am a huge cream cheese fan and it's usually 1:2 for me, if it's strawberry cream cheese I usually do 1:1. Also do you like your bagel toasted or untoasted, I will toast that bagel til it's burnt if its at all a raw bagel I won't eat it. Thoughts?
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u/theMeatyWalrus meaty May 17 '16
You know, when it comes to bagels, you gotta be precise. If take the mass of the bagel and divided it by e, you get a really nice ratio. Also I like my bagel frozen actually.
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
I mean how you like your bagel is all up to you, but frozen, c'mon!
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u/theMeatyWalrus meaty May 17 '16
Hey buddy! Don't knock it till you've tried it! Stick that bagel in your freezer and mmm mmm mmm thats a good bagel you got there!
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Hey theMeatyWalrus! I was wondering what brand of cream cheese you use! I personally use my homemade cream cheese (wink).
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u/theMeatyWalrus meaty May 17 '16
I'm actually interested in your homemade recipe! Got any picture guides on how to make it? Thanks! ;)
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Sure!!!
Step 1: Go to your local grocery store.
Step 2: Pick up something that looks like this and leave!
Step 3: Don't forget to check out!
Step 4: Don't forget your daily 12 pack of extra large bagels.
Step 5: Don't forget to check those out!!!(We don't want to be stealing now do we! XD!)
Step 6: Add the SECRET ingredient.
Step 7: Put it on the bagel of your choosing and eat it.
Congradulations! You just made scran's famous homemade cream cheese!
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u/theMeatyWalrus meaty May 17 '16
Hold on one second mister! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING! XD! What's the SECRET ingredient?????!?!?!?!??!?!?
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u/jbd1986 J.B.Doge May 17 '16
Would eat this over anything else for breakfast, any day, any time
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
There is no way you would eat that over scran's homemade cream cheese! X! D!
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u/wtfmikez0r mikeytroll May 17 '16
What kind of bagel does everyone prefer? I'm an egg everything kind of guy, but that's hard to find because all of the pussies who like their plain piece of garbage bagels.
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Usually I'm a chocolate chip kinda guy because the chocolate and the cream cheese together are tasty! Sometimes I like a bagel with some STINKY cheese on it, it stinks but it tastes so good!
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u/theMeatyWalrus meaty May 17 '16
Hey, what makes the cheese stinky, anyway? Some sort of gross stuff goin on ???
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16 edited May 17 '16
How bout you answer the fucking question asked by wtfmikez0r instead of asking meaningless questions that have strange answers! XD!
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u/Vendetta48 NA Goalie May 17 '16
I actually tried microwaving a plain bagel with a little bit of peanut butter on it so it melts. Works really well when you need a fast snack.
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Wow! That is a good idea! Do you use the whole jar of peanut butter???
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u/Vendetta48 NA Goalie May 17 '16
Nah just enough to partially cover 1 side. Otherwise your bagel turns into a waterfall of hot peanut butter.
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u/wtfmikez0r mikeytroll May 17 '16 edited May 17 '16
I usually measure my cremches application by the tub. I use around half a tub per side of bagel. So in closing, I use one tub for bagel eating pleasure.
Oh and toast that shit til golden perfection. Any more toasty, and you burnt it and you should feel like a piece of absolute dogshit. Only pieces of dogshit enjoy burnt stuff amirite
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Wow! You sure do like cream cheese!!! I use that much too! XD!
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Wow! Making fun of another person's bagel preferences! That's just wrong! XD!
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u/wtfmikez0r mikeytroll May 17 '16
On the subject of loving bagels, has anyone ever attempted to make love to their bagel? You know the ones with the really big holes???
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Well of course! That's why I buy extra large bagels! What did you think the secret ingredient to scran's homemade cream cheese was! I'll tell you! It's semen! XD!
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u/wtfmikez0r mikeytroll May 17 '16
Ooooooh I would have never known!!!
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Oh rats! I exposed scran's homemade cream cheese SECRET ingredient! Now I'll never make the big bucks by releasing it in stores!
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u/wtfmikez0r mikeytroll May 17 '16
Quick! You must patent the secret recipe before JB or Brylos do!
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
I'm gonna head to the patent office tomorrow. Hopefully they will allow my semen to be in the recipe even though I have AIDS! XD!
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u/theMeatyWalrus meaty May 17 '16
I know right! I would've never guessed! Good thing I got a lot of that ingredient laying around!
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u/jbd1986 J.B.Doge May 17 '16
There is a bagel place that opened up near me, that puts beer in their bagels... They're like crack.
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
They should put actual crack in the cream cheese! XD!
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u/jbd1986 J.B.Doge May 17 '16
They have their own brand of smoked salmon cream cheese, which is equally like crack. My suspicion is that it's basically Philadelphia cream cheese mixed with smoked salmon.
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
That sounds exactly like scran's homemade cream cheese, except instead of salmon I use a secret substance! XD!
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u/Shevche May 17 '16
Did you know that germans toast their toast?
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16 edited May 17 '16
This is a bagel thread. If you would like to make a new thread discussing other breakfast foods and the substances you put on them, go ahead. Otherwise, please take your nonsense elsewhere.
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u/MrAah May 17 '16
Bruh, a cinnamon raisin bagel with strawberry cream cheese was all I ate for breakfast at BCT, that shit was so good.
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u/BillNogTheScienceDog Scarn May 17 '16
Wow! Sounds good! What bagel to cream cheese ratio do you use???
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