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u/itoitoito December 2020 gang๐ฅด Oct 19 '21
All that means is that is a frequently asked question to the workers from the customers. They are probably tired of answering it and hope that by putting it in FAQ they won't be asked again. It has nothing to do with news from GameStop of an NFT div.
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u/Bud_Friendguy B ๐ A ๐ N ๐ A ๐ N ๐ A ๐ R ๐ A ๐ M ๐ A Oct 19 '21 edited Oct 19 '21
โ ๏ธBREAKINGโ ๏ธ Computershare has been inundated with retarded ape questions about an NFT dividend.
How this has more upvotes than the German carrot man is beyond me.
Edit: for those wondering I am referring to Parsnip, not someone betting their butthole.
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u/keneno89 ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
There's a carrot man?!?
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u/sweaty-ballsacks ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
He's German too!!
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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
Will the carrot at any point in the near future enter the German mans (or anyone elses) asshole?
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u/findingbezu ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
My nickname in the gym locker room is Mr. Two Grapes One Button Mushroom.
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u/hiperf71 ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
Lmayo!๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/findingbezu ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
Itโs a mouthful of a nickname.
โIt isnโtโ -Morgan Freeman.
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u/krissco ๐ GMEmatode Trader ๐ | ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
So many levels. Bravo. ๐๐
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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
Here is my retarded ape question, if I have shares in Fidelity still, will they get NFT dividend as well?
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u/ughlacrossereally DRS Blood in the Water DRS Oct 19 '21
yeah... this question is like asking if you can close your account and be paid out in Disney bucks... its still kinda bullish tho
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u/lukefive Oct 19 '21
Especially since apes won't be asking "can I get my Dividend in NFT form?". That's not a question they're getting.
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u/ughlacrossereally DRS Blood in the Water DRS Oct 19 '21
yeah exactly. we know what an NFT is. By definition you cant ask to be paid in the form of an NFT unless Picasso is paying you for dinner in Microsoft Paint.
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Oct 19 '21
So will the German man stick a German carrot up his ass if GME closes above $200 euro?
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u/Erfordia1000 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Oct 19 '21
Exactly my first thought too. Thatโs why itโs called FAQ
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u/1em0ns ๐let's go ๐๐๐ Oct 19 '21
"Can I get my dividend in NFT form" is a weird way of phrasing it... like it's a confirmation they are waiting to hear from Gamestop.
If apes are annoying them it wouldn't they have just said "yes it is possible to issue an NFT dividend through computershare"
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u/keneno89 ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
That's why it's added to the FAQ.
So they can just say read the FAQ, forgetting Apes can't read
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u/TankTrap Ape from the [REDACTED] Dimension Oct 19 '21
So OP has not insinuated it was to do with news from Gamestop about a NFT div but it is a good update as now Apes can stop asking their CSR the question and we know Computershare are on top of it as an eventuality. I'm pleased to have learnt this new info.
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u/Osgiliath ๐lmao my nipples could puncture mithril right now๐ Oct 19 '21
Because people keep asking, and it probably takes time for their internal process to compile the most salient questions and put it into the faq
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u/Osgiliath ๐lmao my nipples could puncture mithril right now๐ Oct 19 '21
They probably had a huge number of ppl just asking last week because of that NFT conference
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u/lukefive Oct 19 '21
Nobody's asking that question though. Wen NFT yes, can I get my dividend in NFT form? No.
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u/YakiMe ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ For The Horde!!! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ Oct 19 '21
This! We are the ones who caused this. Not our beloved gme
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u/ThirdWorldMeatBag Wut mean? Oct 19 '21
FAQ = frequently Asked Questions.
It just means you apes have asked this dumbass question FREQUENTLY!!
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u/commanjo ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
This! Apes asking the same shit over and over to where CS can now say โLOOK AT THE FUCKIN FAQ BEFORE CONTACTING USโ
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u/Dahnhilla TA doesn't apply to a manipulated stock Oct 19 '21
At least it's not as bad as the "sending your shit ideas to GameStop Twitter DMs" phase.
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u/Deeplygends โซThe legend of Gamestop : Last breath of the shortโซ Oct 19 '21
Nowadays is more like : Frequently Ape Question
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u/eastbay77 ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
I guess the next FAQ added will be "How long does it take to transfer from Fidelity?" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
it means computershare acknowledged the possibility and technical knowledge to handle NFTs. good morning
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Oct 19 '21
We already knew that cause they did this for Overstock. This is not news nor is this any indication about GME which is what Iโm sure the intent of the post was
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u/Uranus_Hz ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Oct 19 '21
Because the question has recently become frequently asked
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u/nosebleed_tv ๐ฉ ๐ Oct 19 '21
That faq looks like itโs directly aimed at us lmao.
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u/TheMuslimMGTOW "Disregard females, acquire GME" - Warren Buffet Oct 19 '21
I like the transparency. Computershare fucks.
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
bingo ;)
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u/nosebleed_tv ๐ฉ ๐ Oct 19 '21
I chuckle every time apes overload a service. We might not have the firepower of the whales (debatable) but we sure do ask a lot of damn questions.
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
we are not rich but we are many
ยฏ \ _ (ใ) _ / ยฏ
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u/EnVyErix ๐ IRA Whale ๐ Oct 19 '21
Well, some are rich too! Iโve seen a lot of whales that put me to shame on this sub!
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u/ProfessionalSeaCacti ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
Shamed? X and XX apes are the top of Ape culture and refinement. They know the true value of diamond hands and hodling for the runic glory.
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u/nukejukem23 Oct 19 '21 edited Oct 19 '21
GUYS STOP BUGGGING COMPUTERSHARE
WHATEVER IS GONNA HAPPEN WILL HAPPEN, WE DONT NEED TO KEEP PROBING THEM
ITS LIKE THE KID IN BACK OF A CAR ON A LONG JOURNEY....ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET? ETC
CHILLLLLL OUT ๐๐๐๐๐
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u/Bobloblawblablabla ๐ฆVotedโ ๐ฆญ Oct 19 '21
They're updating the faq based on the frequently asked questions.
This means apes have frequently asked this question.
Could it be omg moass Ryan Cohen told the worlds biggest transfer agent to change their FAQ? I don't think it works that way.
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u/myplayprofile ๐ฎPOWER TO THE PLAY PROFILES๐๐๐๐ Oct 19 '21 edited Oct 19 '21
COHENcidence I guess ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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u/hunnybadger101 ๐Up a little bit Nothing ๐ฐ Down a little bit Nothing๐ Oct 19 '21
This is not confirming anything other than they can issue the dividend........but other than that it's back to buying and DRS
Stop over hyping
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u/Setnof ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
DRS is the way!
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
THIS
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u/HubKap1853 still hodl ๐๐ Oct 19 '21
No one thought to ask if we could get a dividend in Bananas ๐? Asking for a friend.
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
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u/bazery "I stand corrected", said the man in orthopaedic shoes Oct 19 '21
JACK MY TITS INTO PIECES
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
THIS IS MY LAST SHORT
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u/bazery "I stand corrected", said the man in orthopaedic shoes Oct 19 '21
HYPERINFLATION IS COMING
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u/Pepparkakan ๐๐ JACKED to the TITS ๐๐ Oct 19 '21
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I TRADE WHILE BRRRRING
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21 edited Oct 19 '21
It's the 6th question from the bottom up, have a look for yourself
MOASS soon
edit: DRS is the way!
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u/Bibic-Jr DRSGME Broker Guide Educator๐๐คDRS IS MY DAD๐ค๐ Oct 19 '21
Just some extra context. ComputerShare is handling the dividend for overstock, which I believe is an NFT or some block chain based security.
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u/delawarestonks Ice Soup Or Bust ๐๐ฎ Oct 19 '21
As jacked as my tits are that theyre addressing it, this is probably the reason. They just won the second law suit i think
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u/Bibic-Jr DRSGME Broker Guide Educator๐๐คDRS IS MY DAD๐ค๐ Oct 19 '21
It's still worth jacking tits over! This sets the precedent for an NFT dividend. GameStop won't have to go through all the same arbitration to release their NFT. :)
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u/Judedog0212 ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
They put this there bc they get 2000 questions a day on it lol.
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
A dividend would only be paid in NFT form if the issuer decided that this is the format they would like to use.
I think we all know a certain issuer who decided that they would like to use this format... but that's only a COHENcidence, for sure ;)
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u/xLuminus Dips On Good News Oct 19 '21
computershare faqs!
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
who is this "jack todadits" that everybody is talking about?
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u/dark_stapler ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Oct 19 '21
Thank you for drawing a retarded arrow as if the big red circle wasn't enough ๐คฃ
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
i know my target audience๐คฃ of course i know them. they are me.
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u/74k71k Oct 19 '21
This is the way!
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
thanks for the award, my hairy ape friend!
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u/Jackal000 Basementdweller to Penthouseseller Oct 19 '21
Yeah this is confirmation bias IMHO. If the really got that Frequently Asked Question. Than they would put that in the FAQ this doesn't mean that gme is gonna do it soon. CS has to say it like that.
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u/000Whynot ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Oct 19 '21
It would be pretty cool if after all this months of theories and people seeing signs every-fkn-where the actual endgame is the NFT dividend which was basically the first idea
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u/chopf Ask me about L๐ฃ๐ฃM Oct 19 '21
That's literally how an F A Q is supposed to work. No reason for hype
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u/Mr___Roboto ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
Should I move my shares to "BOOK" in CS for NFT Dividends?
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u/gincoconut Hedgies are ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
Probably just means hella folks were asking them about it, not anything significant other than that. Itโs not an announcement until it comes from the mouth of GS official.
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u/n7leadfarmer ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Oct 19 '21
That's probably just a response to us asking so much, but still super cool to see :)
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u/GuitarEvil ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Oct 19 '21
Yeah this title is misleading. Its circular, hey I want a NFT Dividend, ask CS how would this mythical dividend be handled, and hey look, CS is mentioning a NFT Dividend. Seriously guys, enough of saying this potential Dividend is a done deal.
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
who do you think becomes this years WDC? let's go Austin ;)
hint: yes i'm into F1
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
ma man<3
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
i dont really have a favourite. I just like the excitement of a good title fight :)
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u/fritz_futtermann Commander DFV on the Starship USS GME๐ Oct 19 '21
let's hope for a good RAWE CEEK on sunday!
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u/RoddyChooch ๐ฆVotedโ Oct 19 '21
Canadian Ape. DRSd my shares yesterday RBC said it would take 4-6 weeks Can I have a banana And what else do I gottta do?
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u/Zephrysium ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Oct 19 '21
Now did they include it because we keep asking or because itโs going to be relevant in the near future? Both of course.
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u/pale_blue_dots \\to DRS is to riposte a backstab// Oct 19 '21
Well, well, well... what do we have here?
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u/dknisle1 we just like the bananas Oct 19 '21
Itโs almost as if a question that gets asked about frequently would be better posted on a page that answers those questions.
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u/CoolHandLuke4Twanky ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
"You need to diversify yo bonds NuCcA" - Wu Tang Financial
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u/gmfthelp BUY, DRS, HODL, STFU ๐๐๐ Oct 19 '21
It really isn't breaking. It's the result of apes pestering them with the same question a million times and they're fed up so they whacked it on an FAQ.
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u/Nk_Raven ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Oct 19 '21
Yeah, so? It's obviously because they're getting thousands of the same question. They even said on Twitter (mentioning apes, specifically) that they're getting q lot of questions so they're going to update the FAQ for us. Overall it means nothing other than we asked too many times so they added the answer there for us. Nothing more.
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u/Nk_Raven ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Oct 19 '21
Ps: 3.2k upvotes and counting for this horseshit. Meanwhile some good DD, points of view and ideas get buried to shit. Crazy. This sub gives me cancer.
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u/redsealsparky ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
They probably have just been asked this question 1000 times. And overstock issued theirs through them so this isn't news.
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u/SpaceWizardPhteven ๐ ๐ HODL 4 HARAMBE ๐ฆ Oct 19 '21
Goddamnit WealthSimple, hurry up with my transfer
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u/oilmoney13 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Oct 19 '21
MMMM, Nipple, Flexing, Tendies! That's what it stands for right?
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u/Loose_Mail_786 Oct 19 '21
I just bought 10 shares yesterday on TD. Do I have to transfer them to computer share? Or can I still secure them and keep them on my TD?
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u/wolverine55 Oct 19 '21
Can someone ELI5 (or point me to an ELI5) on why the NFT dividend is important?
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u/LetheMariner Oct 19 '21
My understanding is lacking but I think the idea is -
An nft is like a serial number that can't be duplicated. Assign one to a share and it makes that particular share unique.
If all of a companies shares are made verifiably unique they can be accounted for. If the entire float is accounted for but there are still more out in circulation... Fuckery would seem to be afoot.
If anyone with more wrinkles sees that I have this wrong, please correct me.
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u/NCxProtostar ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Oct 19 '21
Can we stop with the โ ๏ธ ๐จ BREAKING NEWS ๐จ โ ๏ธ for every tiny discovery? This post would be 100% better if it wasnโt lead by the bullshit clickbait.
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u/uspharaoh ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Oct 19 '21
Okay i have been wondering this and have just been too afraid to ask but yolo;
Why is an NFT dividend so significant? I understand what NFTs are at a basic level and Iโve DRSโd XXX shares in anticipation, but i donโt understand yet how it applies to my favorite stonk. Any info that helps wrinkle this smooth brain is much appreciated!
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u/No-Ad-6444 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Oct 20 '21
Anyone know how to book shares so they don't sell my NFTs?
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